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Grim_Reaper

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Nick Cages Agent?
« on: 21 August 2011, 06:03:55 »
just found this video, pretty much sums up Cages Career choices

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Re: Nick Cages Agent?
« Reply #1 on: 21 August 2011, 06:16:18 »
*chuckles* You know...there is a problem..
I kind of like a bunch of of the recent Nick Cage movies...
Drive Angry was cool, so was Season of the Witch, and Kick Ass.

Of course, I want him to make the movie from the Grind House fake trailers
for him playing Fu Manchu(After all...Machete made real from those fake trailers
turned out AWESOME!)
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Re: Nick Cages Agent?
« Reply #2 on: 21 August 2011, 07:59:42 »
That is so accurate I don't even know why they're calling it parody.

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Re: Nick Cages Agent?
« Reply #3 on: 21 August 2011, 08:07:39 »
I lost it right at "Fruit by the Foot"  ;D oh geeze I'm crying laughing now.
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Re: Nick Cages Agent?
« Reply #4 on: 21 August 2011, 18:39:28 »
*chuckles* You know...there is a problem..
I kind of like a bunch of of the recent Nick Cage movies...
yes that is a problem ;)
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Re: Nick Cages Agent?
« Reply #5 on: 21 August 2011, 19:39:46 »
... Kick Ass.

His role in Kick Ass! actually made me think that I was seeing a loose interpretation of Frank Miller's Batman on the big screen.
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Re: Nick Cages Agent?
« Reply #6 on: 21 August 2011, 19:51:43 »
havent seen Kickass and was unaware that Cage was in it, now i'm even more likely to skip it all together
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Re: Nick Cages Agent?
« Reply #7 on: 21 August 2011, 20:07:28 »
havent seen Kickass and was unaware that Cage was in it, now im evel mor elikely to skip it all together

Cage has a minimal role, and it doesn't detract from the rest of the movie.  In fact, it's one you may like to see, since it involves hims screaming in pain.  Besides, you don't watch the movie for him, or for that forgettable clown who played the lead.  You watch it for the awesome power of Hit Girl!

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« Reply #8 on: 22 August 2011, 11:18:50 »
Hit Girl was awesome in that movie. 


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Re: Nick Cages Agent?
« Reply #9 on: 22 August 2011, 11:21:45 »
I kinda like Nick Cage...


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Re: Nick Cages Agent?
« Reply #10 on: 22 August 2011, 12:22:28 »
I'm obviously in the minority that has no issue with Nicolas Cage.

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Re: Nick Cages Agent?
« Reply #11 on: 22 August 2011, 12:37:10 »
I like Nick Cage, but some of his movie choices are well... odd.

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Re: Nick Cages Agent?
« Reply #12 on: 22 August 2011, 12:40:18 »
I'm not a big Cage fan but even I have to admit I liked him in certain roles.
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Re: Nick Cages Agent?
« Reply #13 on: 22 August 2011, 17:25:05 »
i think the skit would also work for Jim Carey
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