Author Topic: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.  (Read 20184 times)

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire

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I'm not allowed to refer to the Daishi X as the Kitchen Sink.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #1 on: 15 December 2011, 09:34:40 »
I am not allowed to launch totaled catapult battlemechs at my enemies using giant catapult siege machines.

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #2 on: 15 December 2011, 09:43:07 »
Of course not.

You should use a Trebuchet.

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Falchion

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #3 on: 15 December 2011, 10:03:06 »
I cannot plaster a Saran-wrapped nuke with diplomatic pouch stickers to get it through airport security. More importantly, I cannot do the same for a few garbage bags filled with assault rifles and high explosives.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #4 on: 16 December 2011, 19:27:31 »
I am no longer allowed to use the following to replace the bugle at Reveille:

1. Loud Music
2. Banging one or more objects together
3. Practice Ammunition
4. Live Ammunition
5. Riot Suppression chemicals
6. Any form of domesticated animal
7. Any form of wild animal
8. Any form of civilian vehicle
9. Any form of combat vehicle
10. Interpretive dance

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #5 on: 16 December 2011, 19:49:57 »
can't mail Nukes disguised as Coconuts just because Mythbusters proved you can mail a Coconut

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #6 on: 17 December 2011, 12:08:08 »
I cannot convert a bulldozer into a large and mobile claymore mine.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #7 on: 17 December 2011, 12:38:08 »
of course not! SRM carriers more expendable

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #8 on: 18 December 2011, 03:14:00 »
No longer allowed to fill a Mule Dropship with styrofoam peanuts, then airdrop the cargo over a riot.


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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #9 on: 18 December 2011, 09:20:24 »
I'm no longer allowed to nominate my CO for Upper Class Twit of the Year.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #10 on: 18 December 2011, 21:01:00 »
I cannot use a TEA-fueled DPICM variant to make a point.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #11 on: 18 December 2011, 21:57:05 »
I cannot use a Battlemech to go "noodling".

On a related note, I cannot bribe Privates to clean out the chasis after a failed breach check.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #12 on: 18 December 2011, 23:32:37 »
can't mail Nukes disguised as Coconuts just because Mythbusters proved you can mail a Coconut
I cannot build a nuclear reactor from coconuts either.  Only Roy Hinkley, M.A., B.S., Ph.D. can do that.  Just don't ask him to build a raft.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #13 on: 19 December 2011, 08:47:05 »
I cannot use "Maximum Leader" as a title for a character.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #14 on: 20 December 2011, 07:27:48 »
Comments about the First Prince being a "syphilitic whore" are to be kept to a minimum.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #15 on: 20 December 2011, 09:20:15 »
Telling the truth gets you hurt?

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #16 on: 20 December 2011, 09:30:06 »
The "ACME Anvil" trick only works once, I should not have wasted it on the cook.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #17 on: 21 December 2011, 09:07:58 »
I'm not allowed to pay for a visit to a Canopian Pleasure Circus by pickpocketing the employees during the performances.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #18 on: 21 December 2011, 14:28:04 »
I cannot attempt to kill the target by offering them a baby to kiss, with said baby coated with ricin.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #19 on: 21 December 2011, 14:37:01 »
I can no longer start a strategic proposal with the phrase "First we get the lunch meat up to relativistic velocities..."
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #20 on: 21 December 2011, 15:05:55 »
I cannot purchase bird seed in bulk.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #21 on: 21 December 2011, 19:40:07 »
No longer allowed to use a myomer strand connected to a power source to make an "Infinite Bungee Jump".

No longer allowed to use said "Infinite Bungee Jump" as an interrogation method, impromptu incarceration facility, or substitute for a Day Care facility.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #22 on: 22 December 2011, 07:58:41 »
I cannot commemorate a delegation's arrival by executing my political prisoners for their amusement.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #23 on: 23 December 2011, 09:23:19 »
I am no longer aloud to eat curry rice as a pre-workout meal.  :-[

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #24 on: 24 December 2011, 09:46:53 »
Thermobarric weapons are not an acceptable substitute for fireworks.

However they still do a number on the plumbing system if you can find a toilet large enough to flush one.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #25 on: 25 December 2011, 18:24:04 »
I cannot design anti-personnel rounds for the rapid-fire railguns used for base defense.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #26 on: 25 December 2011, 18:40:23 »
I cannot design anti-personnel rounds for the rapid-fire railguns used for base defense.

Jello works better.


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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #27 on: 26 December 2011, 10:14:30 »
If a player brings cookies for the group, they shall politely pass them around the table on a plate, not throw them to people.

That's right, you're not allowed to toss your cookies while playing BattleTech.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #28 on: 27 December 2011, 22:23:12 »
I cannot convert a sonic barrier fence into a really large speaker system.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #29 on: 27 December 2011, 23:31:06 »
I cannot use the capacitors for a Naval PPC to induction cook a Christmas goose.
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