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Re: Solaris - Random Funnies
« Reply #60 on: 06 May 2014, 06:33:04 »
Less socializing, more silly picture posting!

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Re: Solaris - Random Funnies
« Reply #61 on: 08 May 2014, 09:51:01 »
OK so seeing as it's Throwback Thursday I figure I'll take the opportunity to share something truly terrifying:

I give you, the gingerbread Atlas, circa 2004.



I look back at this and just cringe...just a little weird, yes?

Oh yeah and have some lame comics from back then, too. Back when I called it 'Mechbay'. ~_~

What if a Mad Cat woke up with hands? He'd pick a fight with an Atlas, naturally...





Ok, yet another cringe worthy piece that is really just one big inside joke; Cookie is the yellow one and Gumba is the pink...thing. They're both Atlai but the joke was that Gumba was chibi...so what happens when the rest of the characters go chibi? Gumba becomes a bowling ball with fists, feet and a really bad attitude.

Oh yus and cameo by a piece of Wobbie machinery, the Ragnarok



That's all for now. I should be doing homework, not terrorizing innocent fandoms with past demented rantings of mine. I have more where this came from, though. Way more.


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Re: Solaris - Random Funnies
« Reply #62 on: 18 July 2014, 20:41:28 »
HAI GUYZ

BAI GUYZ

COLLEGE ATE MY LYFE GUYZ

DERP





(I found the First Somerset Strikers scenario pack can you tell)
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Re: Solaris - Random Funnies
« Reply #63 on: 21 July 2014, 14:32:45 »
ha. good stuff.

beware.
REAL LYFE eatz your hobeez.
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Re: Solaris - Random Funnies
« Reply #64 on: 21 July 2014, 16:41:42 »
Never seen this very neat
My three main Alternate Timeline with Thanks fan-fiction threads are in the links below. I'm always open to suggestions or additions to be incorporated so if you feel you wish to add something feel free. There's non-canon units, equipment, people, events, erm... Solar Systems spread throughout so please enjoy

https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php/topic,20515.0.html - Part 1

https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php/topic,52013.0.html - Part 2

https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php/topic,79196.0.html - Part 3

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Re: Solaris - Random Funnies
« Reply #65 on: 22 July 2014, 07:57:53 »
So, I made a Keep Calm poster for my boyfriend. Mazer drives a flat-black Dire Wolf and at one point his daughter gets him a shirt that said 'Tank Like A Boss' so I just smashed the two together...



Stuck it on my Tumblr thinking nobody would care because most of my stuff gets overlooked anyway...

Thing took the frig off!!!! It's gotten around like, well, I'm not going to finish that simile. But um, it's a hit. I made one for the Dasher, too:



I don't think 'hell' is bad enough to get me in trouble? If so I'll change it or something.

ajshdbchbvc I just love Dashers. :3
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Re: Solaris - Random Funnies
« Reply #66 on: 23 July 2014, 17:41:18 »
Great posters for great 'Mechs. O0


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Re: Solaris - Random Funnies
« Reply #67 on: 23 July 2014, 19:23:24 »

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Re: Solaris - Random Funnies
« Reply #68 on: 23 July 2014, 19:34:13 »
Would you be willing to work on custom poster designs for people?
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Re: Solaris - Random Funnies
« Reply #69 on: 23 July 2014, 23:29:59 »
Like, the Keep Calm things? Sure, they're easy enough. I was also going to do faction based ones, too. e.g. jade falcon might be 'keep calm and do not refuse the batchall' or something.
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Re: Solaris - Random Funnies
« Reply #70 on: 24 July 2014, 00:23:20 »


...like you didn't see it coming from a million parsecs away...
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Re: Solaris - Random Funnies
« Reply #71 on: 24 July 2014, 01:08:46 »
How about; Keep Calm and Death from Above O0
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Re: Solaris - Random Funnies
« Reply #72 on: 24 July 2014, 08:35:47 »
HAHA yes! I recently pulled my first DFA with a crappy pilot...karate kicked a Battlemaster in the chest with a Phoenix Hawk. He also fell down and was on fire....so in game I said that he tap danced on the Battlemaster's chest. "D
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Re: Solaris - Random Funnies
« Reply #73 on: 24 July 2014, 10:45:50 »


I chose the Highlander because of the iconic Highlander Burial DFA. Too bad there's not simple black-and-white lineart of it actually jumping...chose royal blue and white to match the Scottish flag. :D

TRO art by Chris Lewis
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Re: Solaris - Random Funnies
« Reply #74 on: 24 July 2014, 11:15:37 »
How about "Don't run, you'll only die tired." With crosshairs on our favorite hellbringer silhouette.
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Re: Solaris - Random Funnies
« Reply #75 on: 24 July 2014, 16:57:33 »
" Keep Calm and Say Hello! to my little friend. " pictured with an Urbanmech.

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Re: Solaris - Random Funnies
« Reply #76 on: 24 July 2014, 21:54:50 »
" Keep Calm and Say Hello! to my little friend. " pictured with an Urbanmech.

TT

Now that there is funny, I don't care how Liao you are....

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Re: Solaris - Random Funnies
« Reply #77 on: 26 July 2014, 16:53:16 »
You do know that you're probably going to have to start and maintain a "Keep Calm And..." thread now, right?  I already saved that Dasher one to post on my Battletech Facebook page.
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« Reply #78 on: 26 July 2014, 20:12:29 »
I'd been considering that as well as doing custom Keep Calm posters for like $5 each, using my own work in place of the TRO art. I've hot a financial rough patch (vet bills) and could use the extra coin to, y'know...EAT....

This is pretty much an accurate description of the last three days:



It's a Nova Cat, by the way. Slightly unhinged...but a Nova Cat.

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Re: Solaris - Random Funnies
« Reply #79 on: 27 July 2014, 17:49:36 »
do what you have to, this stuff is for fun
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Re: Solaris - Random Funnies
« Reply #80 on: 03 August 2014, 18:33:43 »
DOES THIS COUNT AS FANART



Guess who got really, really, really bored while making bacon-cheddar patties at work today…

Ground beef shall be henceforth known as meat-flavor play-doh.
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Re: Solaris - Random Funnies
« Reply #81 on: 04 August 2014, 08:46:46 »
Yes, yes it does count now if you could only batter it like that and fry it. [drool]
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Re: Solaris - Random Funnies
« Reply #82 on: 04 August 2014, 16:50:54 »
Robo-burger?

NO. ROBURGER.


Sadly I had to moosh it up and make patties out of it. Customer demands, and all...
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Re: Solaris - Random Funnies
« Reply #83 on: 04 August 2014, 20:27:44 »
Actually I was thinking chicken fried mad cat.
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Re: Solaris - Random Funnies
« Reply #84 on: 05 August 2014, 08:37:22 »
But what if I come in and demand an all-Mech patty?

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« Reply #85 on: 05 August 2014, 17:15:48 »
But what if I come in and demand an all-Mech patty?

Sorry, man. We grind our stuff in house...there's a small percentage of battlearmor bits mixed in there.  :-\
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« Reply #86 on: 08 August 2014, 12:41:09 »
Here's some derps, because the other stuff I've been drawing, while not really adult per se, is very not pg-13.

Gift blargle for Katwylder:



We talk on Skype pretty much regularly now. We have a surprising amount in common. Like...that we're girls (I TOTALLY thought she was a dude at first. A blonde, surfer dude. Yeah, I know right?)

Anyway, she mentioned that SmartWolf started out as an old avatar and developed into a 'brain dead' sort of character. Kat puts up with enough of my Aspberger's and depression outbursts to last a lifetime, so this was a thanks to her for being there then I need to cry/yell/fart/explode/chat/rage/have girltalks. Hopefully my router will quit being an arse and we can play some MegaMek tonight. :D

This is how I differentiate my plastic-wrapped food from everyone else's at school:



No doubt here as to who this pea soup belongs to!
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« Reply #87 on: 13 August 2014, 01:40:44 »
SO. I've started reading Kat's fic and we've been sharing art via Skype...

Ohhhmygod. I have fallen in love with Erhan and Matt. In love. Completely.






Also ELEMENTALS.



Well, two Elementals and one wearing the GDL Infiltator. A one off based on it, rather.
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Re: Solaris - Random Funnies
« Reply #88 on: 02 September 2014, 09:05:18 »


Nadia got the last cup of coffee.

Now the Colonel is flippin’ out ‘cos it’s like 3am and he’s space-lagged and has to wait like a minute for fresh coffee.

I have a feeling Nadia is going to give new meaning to the term ‘wifebeater’.

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Re: Solaris - Random Funnies
« Reply #89 on: 04 September 2014, 14:05:57 »


Refuse your what?

Redid that angry doodle I did a few weeks ago. The grainy bits are actually silver gelpen.

Because everyone needs some shiny Malthus in their life, quiaff?
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