Author Topic: The Crazy Hits Thread - Reborn!  (Read 65195 times)

Rince Wind

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Re: The Crazy Hits Thread - Reborn!
« Reply #840 on: 04 October 2017, 07:54:28 »
How to disarm a Loki in one easy step: Use an LB 10.
Bonus points for the head hit.


The Loki lost its head in the same turn to my Archers  LRMs, so it didn't matter, but it was funny anyway. The LB 10 was from a Crockett.

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Re: The Crazy Hits Thread - Reborn!
« Reply #841 on: 12 October 2017, 22:59:25 »
Nice Vtol you have there.
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Weapons fire for Medium (HRR) BattleArmor
    Recoilless Rifle (Heavy) at Sprint Scout Helicopter (Laser) (Princess); needs 9, rolls 10 : 3 troopers hit (using Left Side table)
        Sprint Scout Helicopter (Laser) (Princess) takes 1 damage to RO.
            1 Armor remaining.
             Rotor damaged!

        Sprint Scout Helicopter (Laser) (Princess) takes 1 damage to RO.
            0 Armor remaining.
             Rotor damaged!

        Sprint Scout Helicopter (Laser) (Princess) takes 1 damage to RO.
             SECTION DESTROYED.
*** Sprint Scout Helicopter (Laser) (Princess) DESTROYED by damage! ***
             Rotor damaged!
            Critical hit on RO. Roll is 7; Rotor damaged!

err, never mind.


Man of the Match:
Assault (HFlamer/SuPPC) BattleArmor
Kills : 4

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Raptor RTX1-OA (Princess)
Pilot : Wilburt Buchalter [4/5]
Kills : 0
Destroyed by Assault (HFlamer/SuPPC) BattleArmor

Savannah Master Hovercraft (Interdictor) (Princess)
Driver : Dan Natrio [4/5]
Kills : 0
Destroyed by Assault (HFlamer/SuPPC) BattleArmor

Motorized Platoon (MG) (Princess)
Gunnery Skill : 4Kills : 0
Destroyed by Assault (HFlamer/SuPPC) BattleArmor

Gray Death Standard Suit [SRM] (Princess)
Gunnery Skill : 4Kills : 0
Destroyed by Assault (HFlamer/SuPPC) BattleArmor
« Last Edit: 12 October 2017, 23:04:45 by Andras »

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Re: The Crazy Hits Thread - Reborn!
« Reply #842 on: 16 October 2017, 09:04:43 »
Base Attack (Attacker) Round 9.
Crazy game for head hits.  At least one (often two) each round; none of them fatal until this one...

Collapsed the building under him from weapons fire and then:
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Physical attacks for Shadow Hawk SHD-2H (Fiona's Furies - Succession Wars)
    Kick (Left leg) at Enforcer ENF-4R #2 (Federated Suns); needs 2, rolls 8 :  - Direct Blow - hits (using Left Side table) HD
        Enforcer ENF-4R #2 (Federated Suns) takes 13 damage to HD.
            Armor destroyed.
             SECTION DESTROYED.
*** Enforcer ENF-4R #2 (Federated Suns) DESTROYED by damage! ***
        >Enforcer ENF-4R #2 (Federated Suns) suffers catastrophic damage, but the autoeject system was engaged.
    
Enforcer ENF-4R #2 (Federated Suns) must make a piloting skill check (landing in a building).
    Needs 19 [6 (ejecting) + 5 (Mech is prone) + 1 (automatic ejection) + 3 (Head Internal Structure Damage) + 4 (landing in a building)], rolls 6 : fails.

        Pilot of MechWarrior Waseem bin Nazeem (Federated Suns) "Waseem bin Nazeem" takes 6 damage, killing the pilot (8 total hits).
*** MechWarrior Waseem bin Nazeem (Federated Suns) DESTROYED by pilot death! ***
            Critical hit on HD. Roll is (5+4) = 9; 1 location.
            CRITICAL HIT on Standard Cockpit.

        Pilot of Enforcer ENF-4R #2 (Federated Suns) "Waseem bin Nazeem" is already dead, so no damage is dealt!

Wrangler

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Re: The Crazy Hits Thread - Reborn!
« Reply #843 on: 16 October 2017, 21:19:53 »
When Edge is Doubled Edged.

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Weapon Attack Phase
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Weapons fire for Warhammer WHM-6R (Wrangler)
    PPC at Marauder MAD-3M (Max); needs 9, rolls 6 : misses

Weapons fire for Griffin GRF-1N (Max)
    PPC at Warhammer WHM-6R (Wrangler); needs 7, rolls 7 : hits  RT
        Warhammer WHM-6R (Wrangler) takes 10 damage to RT.
            Armor destroyed.
             14 Internal Structure remaining.
            Critical hit on RT. Roll is 10; 2 locations.
            CRITICAL HIT on Medium Laser.
            CRITICAL HIT on SRM 6.

Weapons fire for BattleMaster BLR-1G (Wrangler)
    PPC at Marauder MAD-3M (Max); needs 7, rolls 8 : hits  RA
        Marauder MAD-3M (Max) takes 10 damage to RA.
            7 Armor remaining.
   
SRM 6 at Marauder MAD-3M (Max); needs 9, rolls 9 : 4 missile(s) hit.  <---This is where it went all wrong for Max.
     
Marauder MAD-3M (Max) takes hit at HD, but it is rerolled with edge.
       
Marauder MAD-3M (Max) has 0 edge remaining.
        Marauder MAD-3M (Max) takes 2 damage to HD
            7 Armor remaining.

        Pilot of Marauder MAD-3M (Max) "Heather Vance" takes 1 damage (1 total hits).
        Pilot of Marauder MAD-3M (Max) "Heather Vance" needs a 3 to stay conscious.  Rolls 2 : blacks out.

        Marauder MAD-3M (Max) takes 2 damage to CT.
            19 Armor remaining.
        Marauder MAD-3M (Max) takes 2 damage to RL.
            14 Armor remaining.
        Marauder MAD-3M (Max) takes 2 damage to LA.
            19 Armor remaining.
    Medium Laser at Marauder MAD-3M (Max); needs 9, rolls 2 : misses


Weapons fire for Marauder MAD-3M (Max)
    Large Laser at Warhammer WHM-6R (Wrangler); needs 9, rolls 2 : misses
    Large Laser at Warhammer WHM-6R (Wrangler); needs 9, rolls 7 : misses
    AC/5 at Warhammer WHM-6R (Wrangler); needs 9, rolls 4 : misses
    Medium Laser at Warhammer WHM-6R (Wrangler); needs 11, rolls 10 : misses


Weapons fire for Archer ARC-2R (Wrangler)
    LRM 20 at Marauder MAD-3M (Max); needs 7, rolls 7 : 12 missile(s) hit.
        Marauder MAD-3M (Max) takes 5 damage to RA.
            2 Armor remaining.
        Marauder MAD-3M (Max) takes 5 damage to RT.
            7 Armor remaining.
        Marauder MAD-3M (Max) takes 2 damage to RL.
            12 Armor remaining.

    LRM 20 at Marauder MAD-3M (Max); needs 7, rolls 7 : 16 missile(s) hit.
        Marauder MAD-3M (Max) takes 5 damage to CT.
            14 Armor remaining.
        Marauder MAD-3M (Max) takes 5 damage to LL.
            11 Armor remaining.
        Marauder MAD-3M (Max) takes 5 damage to CT.
            9 Armor remaining.
        Marauder MAD-3M (Max) takes 1 damage to RT.
            6 Armor remaining.

Weapons fire for Wolverine WVR-7M (Max)
    ER Large Laser at Warhammer WHM-6R (Wrangler); needs 10, rolls 4 : misses
    ER Large Laser at Warhammer WHM-6R (Wrangler); needs 10, rolls 8 : misses

Marauder MAD-3M (Max) must make 1 piloting skill roll(s) and automatically fails (Pilot unconscious).
    Marauder MAD-3M (Max) falls on its left side, suffering 8 damage.
        Marauder MAD-3M (Max) takes 5 damage to LL.
            6 Armor remaining.
        Marauder MAD-3M (Max) takes 3 damage to LA.
            16 Armor remaining.
   
Pilot of Marauder MAD-3M (Max) "Heather Vance" cannot avoid damage.
        Pilot of Marauder MAD-3M (Max) "Heather Vance" takes 1 damage (2 total hits).
Dialog
Max: That moment when Edge makes the situation worse.
Wrangler: ?
Wrangler: I Got lucky
Max: Edge stopped a Head hit, which allowed a roll of a Head hit.  Character fails black out roll, but no longer has Edge to re-roll it.
Wrangler: Evils of MegaMek...
« Last Edit: 16 October 2017, 21:22:55 by Wrangler »
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Re: The Crazy Hits Thread - Reborn!
« Reply #844 on: 16 October 2017, 23:38:08 »
Only slightly less embarrassing than getting blown up by a machine gun...

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Weapons fire for Vedette Medium Tank (AC2) (Magistracy of Canopus)
    AC/2 at Thunderbolt TDR-5SE #2 (1st Octopus Overlords); needs 9, rolls 10 : hits CT (critical)
        Thunderbolt TDR-5SE #2 (1st Octopus Overlords) takes 2 damage to CT (critical).
            9 Armor remaining.
            Critical hit on CT. Roll is 8; 1 location.
            CRITICAL HIT on LRM 10 Ammo (12).
            *** LRM 10 Ammo EXPLODES! 120 DAMAGE! ***
                >Thunderbolt TDR-5SE #2 (1st Octopus Overlords) suffers catastrophic damage, but the autoeject system was engaged.
           
Thunderbolt TDR-5SE #2 (1st Octopus Overlords) must make a piloting skill check (landing in a building).
            Needs 8 [4 (ejecting) + 1 (automatic ejection) + 3 (landing in a building)], rolls 8 : succeeds.
                    The pilot ejects safely!
        *** Thunderbolt TDR-5SE #2 (1st Octopus Overlords) DESTROYED by ejection! ***
                Thunderbolt TDR-5SE #2 (1st Octopus Overlords) takes 120 damage to CT.
                     SECTION DESTROYED.
                    Critical hit on CT.         Roll is 8;         1 location.
                    CRITICAL HIT on Engine.

        Pilot of Thunderbolt TDR-5SE #2 (1st Octopus Overlords) "Captain Rayhan Ashimov" has ejected, so no damage is dealt!

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Re: The Crazy Hits Thread - Reborn!
« Reply #845 on: 17 October 2017, 00:18:10 »
Only slightly less embarrassing than getting blown up by a machine gun...

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Weapons fire for Vedette Medium Tank (AC2) (Magistracy of Canopus)
    AC/2 at Thunderbolt TDR-5SE #2 (1st Octopus Overlords); needs 9, rolls 10 : hits CT (critical)
        Thunderbolt TDR-5SE #2 (1st Octopus Overlords) takes 2 damage to CT (critical).
            9 Armor remaining.
            Critical hit on CT. Roll is 8; 1 location.
            CRITICAL HIT on LRM 10 Ammo (12).
            *** LRM 10 Ammo EXPLODES! 120 DAMAGE! ***
                >Thunderbolt TDR-5SE #2 (1st Octopus Overlords) suffers catastrophic damage, but the autoeject system was engaged.
           
Thunderbolt TDR-5SE #2 (1st Octopus Overlords) must make a piloting skill check (landing in a building).
            Needs 8 [4 (ejecting) + 1 (automatic ejection) + 3 (landing in a building)], rolls 8 : succeeds.
                    The pilot ejects safely!
        *** Thunderbolt TDR-5SE #2 (1st Octopus Overlords) DESTROYED by ejection! ***
                Thunderbolt TDR-5SE #2 (1st Octopus Overlords) takes 120 damage to CT.
                     SECTION DESTROYED.
                    Critical hit on CT.         Roll is 8;         1 location.
                    CRITICAL HIT on Engine.

        Pilot of Thunderbolt TDR-5SE #2 (1st Octopus Overlords) "Captain Rayhan Ashimov" has ejected, so no damage is dealt!

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