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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #900 on: 03 January 2018, 12:35:05 »
How shocking
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #901 on: 03 January 2018, 13:16:21 »
*walks up with an empty bucket*

Just got done feeding the gators. :)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #902 on: 03 January 2018, 13:42:15 »
Where's your left hand?


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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #903 on: 03 January 2018, 14:49:03 »
He's such hands on person.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #904 on: 03 January 2018, 14:56:31 »
That gets him trouble at work


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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #905 on: 03 January 2018, 15:05:29 »
Well, at least he didn't kick the bucket.

*Everyone watches near-indestructible ClarkeMarek take the bucket challenge and drop it and kick it.  Suddenly bum rush of Gators rush up stairs with Florida Gator Football jerseys on (of players they ate) and tag him down the stairs.*

Hmmm...i guess that will be taking a while..he regenerates like a Time Lord on prom night.

 
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #906 on: 03 January 2018, 15:54:24 »
Where's your left hand?

I gave it up to be ambidextrous.  :)
Well, at least he didn't kick the bucket.

*Everyone watches near-indestructible ClarkeMarek take the bucket challenge and drop it and kick it.  Suddenly bum rush of Gators rush up stairs with Florida Gator Football jerseys on (of players they ate) and tag him down the stairs.*

Hmmm...i guess that will be taking a while..he regenerates like a Time Lord on prom night.

 

That's gonna leave a mark.  #P
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #907 on: 03 January 2018, 16:26:32 »
I gave it up to be ambidextrous.  :)
That's gonna leave a mark.  #P
Don't you mean Marek?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #908 on: 03 January 2018, 17:56:04 »
Or maybe Marky Mark

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #909 on: 03 January 2018, 20:15:14 »
<<As Wrangler attempt to come up with a witty remark, the floor under his his bar stool withdraws causing him to fall into the gator infested underground...which apparently ISNT Achoo's lair...>>

((Ahh.......what what the...gators!!! With Lasers!!!  Eat light future-boots! <<ZAP>> <<ZAP>> <<ZAP>>!!))
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #910 on: 03 January 2018, 21:29:57 »
This is Clangluna

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #911 on: 04 January 2018, 00:23:53 »
Don't you mean Marek?

If they ate me, there won't be anything left. :o
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #912 on: 04 January 2018, 07:27:34 »
If they ate me, there won't be anything left. :o
I think your off the Marek, Mark.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #913 on: 04 January 2018, 12:47:41 »
Shocking

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #914 on: 04 January 2018, 16:48:12 »


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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #915 on: 04 January 2018, 16:56:15 »
OMG It's a Wobby Gator!

<<ZAP!!>><<ZAP!!>>(Oh you over size luggage! Take a c8 up your tailpipe!) <<ZAP!!>>(((EXPLOSION!!)))

*Wrangler slowly comes up the stairs....looking rather worn and tuckered out.*

We may have infestation down there.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #916 on: 04 January 2018, 18:15:31 »
Here on Clangluna we Fest in Infestation

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #917 on: 07 January 2018, 23:03:50 »
Is Infestation anything like a PlayStation?
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #918 on: 08 January 2018, 10:00:00 »
No, i think it had something to do with the Lair you keep on Clangluna and the toilet the Wombat broke on you.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #919 on: 08 January 2018, 23:47:28 »
No, that was Devastation.
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #920 on: 09 January 2018, 12:26:18 »
Achoo is alive?

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« Reply #921 on: 17 January 2018, 13:08:24 »
There is some debate and disagreement on that......... 8)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #922 on: 17 January 2018, 15:40:06 »
Well, as long as their not using a cardiac machine on you while your talking. I'm sure your alive.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #923 on: 17 January 2018, 19:18:57 »
How do we know he's not a dummy?

Maybe the Wombat has his arm shoved up his ........



...... wait this is going to get way to graphic and some of our younger readers might get a little queazy

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #924 on: 25 January 2018, 20:26:45 »
I'm sure Achoo's alive.  ClarkeMarek is using puppeteer wires moving Achoo around isn't anything.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #925 on: 27 January 2018, 13:15:49 »
I am not a dummy! ClarkeMarek....................may well be a dummy. 8)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #926 on: 27 January 2018, 20:16:13 »
Not today.  Today, I am the Answer....to Life, the Universe, and Everything. :)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #927 on: 28 January 2018, 00:31:11 »
So...your 42?
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« Reply #928 on: 28 January 2018, 12:19:26 »
You're an ampersand? Sweeeeeeet! I remember 42. It was so.................two decades ago.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #929 on: 28 January 2018, 18:27:30 »
So...your 42?

Yes.
You're an ampersand? Sweeeeeeet! I remember 42. It was so.................two decades ago.

Punctuation is cool.  It's the difference between, "Let's eat, grandma," and, "Let's eat grandma." :)
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