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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #540 on: 19 May 2017, 15:54:30 »
As long as it's not my liver

Yup still have your liver? I could have swore that was removed and stolen years ago. This is a game changer...
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #541 on: 19 May 2017, 21:19:32 »
Game changer?  You switching to Clanglarun from Clanglatech you been playing?  ;D
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #542 on: 19 May 2017, 23:39:01 »
Well, he is still pushing out Clangacrap........ O:-)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #543 on: 20 May 2017, 09:38:45 »
The Church of the Alpha-Omega Bomb aka The Church of Resplendent Light doesn't have to be at the top of the page on your website.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #544 on: 21 May 2017, 22:30:42 »
That is good, because it isn't.   ::)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #545 on: 21 May 2017, 23:30:43 »
That is good, because it isn't.   ::)

Thank the Bomb for that.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #546 on: 22 May 2017, 12:32:53 »
What's a liver? ???
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #547 on: 22 May 2017, 22:24:21 »
What usually takes the hit when you get stabbed in the back.  O0
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #548 on: 23 May 2017, 06:46:16 »
What's a liver? ???
Some people call its a terrible meal depending on your tastes.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #549 on: 23 May 2017, 21:55:23 »
Some people call its a terrible meal depending on your tastes.

So...it's a food, then..... ???
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #550 on: 23 May 2017, 22:53:36 »
So...it's a food, then..... ???

Apparently.  Not a very good one, though. 
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #551 on: 23 May 2017, 23:35:08 »
Apparently.  Not a very good one, though.

There are rumors Mopar's liver contains 5000% poof vodka.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #552 on: 24 May 2017, 05:51:35 »
I thought he was 50% Detroit built...
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #553 on: 24 May 2017, 06:11:33 »
There are rumors Mopar's liver contains 5000% poof vodka.
It's amazing he hasn't been arrested for smuggling moonshine.

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #554 on: 24 May 2017, 13:07:26 »
The Church of the Alpha-Omega Bomb aka The Church of Resplendent Light doesn't have to be at the top of the page on your website.

Well I can arrange to change that.   ^-^

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #555 on: 24 May 2017, 13:08:54 »
There are rumors Mopar's liver contains 5000% poof vodka.

That's my spare liver.  I keep it pickled in pure Vodka so I don't shock it later. 

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #556 on: 24 May 2017, 15:46:50 »
That's my spare liver.  I keep it pickled in pure Vodka so I don't shock it later.

I wonder what proof your actual blood is.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #557 on: 24 May 2017, 19:49:55 »
The UN has a plan about that, just ask Korea if they want Google.

Then send in Mr. Mopar himself.

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #558 on: 24 May 2017, 20:15:37 »
I wonder what proof your actual blood is.

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #559 on: 25 May 2017, 00:17:46 »
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I could have swore we used your beard to shred that this Thursday.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #560 on: 25 May 2017, 09:45:05 »
Are you saying I should shave?

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #561 on: 26 May 2017, 15:46:08 »
Did someone say shave?!?!  I'm in! :)

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #562 on: 26 May 2017, 16:25:27 »
Clarke, i know you like being on the bleeding edge of things.  But i don't think they want anything permanent in shave department.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #563 on: 26 May 2017, 22:21:40 »
Clarke, i know you like being on the bleeding edge of things.  But i don't think they want anything permanent in shave department.

There's such a thing as a permanent shave!?!
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #564 on: 27 May 2017, 01:13:42 »
Well they can do it with
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #565 on: 27 May 2017, 07:19:07 »
Orbital shaving, brought to you by the Word of Blake!

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #566 on: 27 May 2017, 19:40:38 »
Clarke, i know you like being on the bleeding edge of things.  But i don't think they want anything permanent in shave department.

Oh nonsense.  Nothing is permanent.  Sides, I'm only going to take a little bit off the top...... ;) :) 
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #567 on: 28 May 2017, 00:31:50 »
You know, they say that when people die, their hair and finger nails continue to grow.  So, my question is, why do archeologists never find any skulls with beards?  Nor any skeletons with manicures for that matter? 
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #568 on: 28 May 2017, 08:37:32 »
Answer: Because it's organic.

Answer here: Because silly, Beards don't like skulls!

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #569 on: 28 May 2017, 14:18:34 »
So there usually a rumble with guys dressed up with skulls and guys with beards?  ???
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