Author Topic: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo! (Read 133117 times)

Wrangler · « **Reply #150 on:** 19 May 2017, 21:24:22 »

I hear they explode with the right liquor levels.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #151 on:** 19 May 2017, 23:34:49 »

Just about anything will explode with the right alcohol levels.

And as for Clang the technical description for the number of martini's he has had is really simple: He has tee many martoonies!

Clangador · « **Reply #152 on:** 21 May 2017, 02:31:22 »

For all you know I could be bleeding out in a ditch somewhere and you guys are being mean to me.

Wrangler · « **Reply #153 on:** 21 May 2017, 06:37:18 »

We would not. I fell into a pit and Achoo dropped a heavy 6-pack (it knocked me out further) and ham switch on top of me so i would starve.

Clangador · « **Reply #154 on:** 21 May 2017, 08:40:25 »

Quote from: Wrangler on 21 May 2017, 06:37:18

We would not. I fell into a pit and Achoo dropped a heavy 6-pack (it knocked me out further) and ham switch on top of me so i would starve.

How nice of him... I think...

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #155 on:** 21 May 2017, 22:13:29 »

Hey! I can be nice! Honest! O:-)

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #156 on:** 22 May 2017, 17:29:08 »

Quote from: Clangador on 21 May 2017, 02:31:22

For all you know I could be bleeding out in a ditch somewhere and you guys are being mean to me.

NO. You would have texted me if you were in a ditch

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #157 on:** 22 May 2017, 22:12:29 »

Now would you have actually helped him............maybe.............maybe not. ::)

Clangador · « **Reply #158 on:** 24 May 2017, 00:05:09 »

Quote from: MoparMessiah on 22 May 2017, 17:29:08

NO. You would have texted me if you were in a ditch

He's not mentioning he was the reason I was in the ditch in the first place and I was texting to chew him out for putting me there. :D

Wrangler · « **Reply #159 on:** 24 May 2017, 05:51:01 »

Quote from: Clangador on 24 May 2017, 00:05:09

He's not mentioning he was the reason I was in the ditch in the first place and I was texting to chew him out for putting me there. :D

Someone is in a Time loop...

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #160 on:** 24 May 2017, 13:17:59 »

Quote from: Clangador on 24 May 2017, 00:05:09

He's not mentioning he was the reason I was in the ditch in the first place and I was texting to chew him out for putting me there. :D

Ditch? Gutter? It's all the same. It's where your mind is.

Clangador · « **Reply #161 on:** 24 May 2017, 15:48:53 »

We're all brains in meat vats anyways. What's the big difference?

Sharpnel · « **Reply #162 on:** 24 May 2017, 15:50:39 »

The meat vats give us mobility. Ditches and gutters not so much, unless there's a flood.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #163 on:** 24 May 2017, 20:19:44 »

Quote from: Clangador on 24 May 2017, 15:48:53

We're all brains in neat vats anyways. What's the big difference?

Meat! Meat! Neat is how you iron your under shorts.

Meat is what is for dinner

truetanker · « **Reply #164 on:** 24 May 2017, 20:52:12 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 April 2017, 09:25:55

Woem! Woem! :P

Oh! You've seen The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra too, eh?

Effed up movie that.

* says truetanker as he emerges from the shadows... *

TT

Wrangler · « **Reply #165 on:** 24 May 2017, 21:10:13 »

Oh my gaud it's tanker ghost!
*Wrangler uses a high-beam light at the shadows where the truetanker emerges from*

truetanker · « **Reply #166 on:** 24 May 2017, 21:37:28 »

A 7' Cyborg looks back....

;D

TT

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #167 on:** 24 May 2017, 22:40:45 »

Quote from: truetanker on 24 May 2017, 21:37:28

A 7' Cyborg looks back....

What about a 6' cyborg?
I think we would all agree I am much less terrifying and much more personable and explosive.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #168 on:** 25 May 2017, 09:44:09 »

What about a 3' cyborg?

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #169 on:** 26 May 2017, 15:45:17 »

Depends on whether or not that 3' cyborg represents the Lollipop Guild

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #170 on:** 30 May 2017, 10:44:46 »

Quote from: BirdofPrey on 26 May 2017, 15:45:17

Depends on whether or not that 3' cyborg represents the Lollipop Guild

I think the Guild was folded into the Munchkin Militia.

They had a bit fight about it.

Many ankles were injured

Wrangler · « **Reply #171 on:** 30 May 2017, 11:05:25 »

Then the cybernetic flying monkeys finished them off.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #172 on:** 30 May 2017, 12:05:26 »

Quote from: Wrangler on 30 May 2017, 11:05:25

Then the cybernetic flying monkeys finished them off.

Well those require a special passage to fly out of

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #173 on:** 30 May 2017, 21:11:39 »

And just don't ask where the thrust that is allowing them to fly is coming out of.......making a wet whistling noise and raising quite a stink.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #174 on:** 31 May 2017, 00:49:34 »

Since Clang is the originator initial thrust should not be in question

truetanker · « **Reply #175 on:** 31 May 2017, 07:19:10 »

True, but the question should be raised as why is Clang the originator in the first place, shouldn't it be Achoo instead?

Or you for that matter?

TT

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #176 on:** 31 May 2017, 13:10:31 »

Can't be me. I am trying to figure out what covfefe is right now.

Clangador · « **Reply #177 on:** 02 June 2017, 00:44:09 »

Quote from: truetanker on 24 May 2017, 20:52:12

Oh! You've seen The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra too, eh?

Effed up movie that.

* says truetanker as he emerges from the shadows... *

TT

I've heard I should watch it before. Odd that.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #178 on:** 03 June 2017, 10:04:23 »

I'm only aware of the Pelvic Thrust

Wrangler · « **Reply #179 on:** 03 June 2017, 11:10:19 »

I heard of Full Thrust. But i have never played.