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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #30 on: 11 May 2017, 18:15:44 »
Try the all new AM/PM Giant Nacho Suppository!  It's filling.   

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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #31 on: 11 May 2017, 19:14:54 »
Try the all new AM/PM Giant Nacho Suppository!  It's filling.

No matter which orifice you shove it in...
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #32 on: 15 May 2017, 10:06:46 »
No matter which orifice you shove it in...

That sounds like first hand knowledge

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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #33 on: 16 May 2017, 15:15:53 »
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!   :-X
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #34 on: 16 May 2017, 21:41:23 »
TMI?

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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #35 on: 17 May 2017, 00:01:08 »


Olive bar of the gods.
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #36 on: 17 May 2017, 14:06:07 »
I wish that was mushrooms

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« Reply #37 on: 17 May 2017, 23:58:03 »
So you a shrooms man huh...
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #38 on: 18 May 2017, 12:14:48 »
So you a shrooms man huh...

My wife refers to it as troll food.  And of coarse that I am a troll  ???

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« Reply #39 on: 19 May 2017, 23:53:06 »
Well, if it is troll food, give it to Worktroll.........just saying....... O:-)
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #40 on: 22 May 2017, 15:42:24 »
Well, if it is troll food, give it to Worktroll.........just saying....... O:-)

Does he still have teeth?

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« Reply #41 on: 22 May 2017, 22:20:33 »
I don't know. And I am not going to disturb him any more than he is already disturbed.


Which is quite a lot, actually. Very disturbing.
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« Reply #42 on: 23 May 2017, 23:39:44 »
Does he still have teeth?

They have diamonds for teeth.
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #43 on: 24 May 2017, 13:19:15 »
I don't know. And I am not going to disturb him any more than he is already disturbed.


Which is quite a lot, actually. Very disturbing.


A friend of mine met him long ago and I can confirm what you say. 

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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #44 on: 25 May 2017, 00:22:49 »
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #45 on: 29 May 2017, 15:37:18 »
You know we supposedly have a Wolverine here and a few Gray Wolves   O0

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« Reply #46 on: 30 May 2017, 21:16:07 »
Well, we certainly have a bull because somebody is leaving a lot of bullshit around here.....just saying.....
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #47 on: 31 May 2017, 00:47:02 »
Well, we certainly have a bull because somebody is leaving a lot of bullshit around here.....just saying.....

We can't talk about what happens in a WallyWorld store as that is not a natural habitat!

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« Reply #48 on: 31 May 2017, 13:19:04 »
I don't know about that....there are some people that I see so often in the store I work in that the store may well be their natural habitat.
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« Reply #49 on: 02 June 2017, 00:05:27 »
I don't know about that....there are some people that I see so often in the store I work in that the store may well be their natural habitat.

Maybe it's a symbiotic relationship. I know I see a lot of mouth breathers at my local Walmart.
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #50 on: 05 June 2017, 09:28:26 »
I don't know about that....there are some people that I see so often in the store I work in that the store may well be their natural habitat.

You should do a teeth audit.  Average per customer would be interesting. 

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« Reply #51 on: 05 June 2017, 22:19:28 »
No. It wouldn't. Trust me.
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« Reply #52 on: 05 June 2017, 22:58:40 »
No. It wouldn't. Trust me.

You could open your own dental practice and, with teeth like that, nobody would even notice if you weren't a dentist.
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #53 on: 06 June 2017, 13:33:07 »
No. It wouldn't. Trust me.

I did this at the one and only NASCAR event I went to.  There were more women without all their teeth than African Americans there. 

It was scary

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« Reply #54 on: 06 June 2017, 23:53:49 »
I did this at the one and only NASCAR event I went to.  There were more women without all their teeth than African Americans there. 

It was scary

That is a rather low bar to meet.
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #55 on: 07 June 2017, 01:23:30 »
Well, low bars is the strong suit of the Nascar fans. Sorta like limbo with only left turns.  }:)
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #56 on: 07 June 2017, 16:30:24 »
Well, low bars is the strong suit of the Nascar fans. Sorta like limbo with only left turns.  }:)

It's like Walmart on a Saturday with more beer consumption

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« Reply #57 on: 07 June 2017, 19:51:04 »
You have no idea.................and I wish I didn't either.   :(
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #58 on: 08 June 2017, 10:45:23 »
Walmart would be better if they let you drink at work  ;D

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« Reply #59 on: 08 June 2017, 23:21:22 »
It sure would be nice!
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