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BattleTech Player Boards => BattleTech Roleplaying => MechWarrior Hall => Topic started by: Clangador on 23 January 2016, 05:32:46
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It's January 23rd. Yes, that's right the 23rd of EVERY month is High Mass of the Church of the Alpha-Omega Bomb.
Launch the anvils!
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How well that's just fnording great...
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Sorry, I didn't need any more mass. My butt is already too massive.... ::)
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Sorry, I didn't need any more mass. My butt is already too massive.... ::)
It's fine for moon gravity.
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And it's a full moon! ;D
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Charlton Heston has approved this post
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But not this one. 8)
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Well, it's the day after yet another High Mass. I was working. How high did you get your mass?
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High enough to get the job done
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I think I lost a nose hair. :(
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I think I lost a nose hair. :(
No it's part of your comb-over
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Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwww! :o
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Trump's got nothing on Clang
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Again, Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Ick! Ick! Ick! Ick!
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He also braids his ear hair
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...................Is he a Hobbit or something?
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Well......................I got my mass as high as I could. Took me a couple of days to recover. >:D
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...................Is he a Hobbit or something?
More of a dwarf
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Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem. WHACK!
Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem. WHACK!
Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem. WHACK!
Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem. WHACK!
Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem. WHACK!
Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem. WHACK!
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Bring out your dead!
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"This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies!" O:-)
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One of the greatest Python skits ever ;D
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It was pretty awesome. O0
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Happy to report that Clang is sweating his balls off in Tacoma
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I thought it was his ass he needed to sweat off............... :P
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Don't know why we keep worrying about getting our mass high.....it's not as if Clang is showing up any more.
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He's playing Pokemon Go
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Good for him. As long as he bothers to pay attention to what is going on around him it means he is getting exercise.
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Clang pay attention? We must be talking about someone else.
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Point.
It's getting close to the time to shake your mass as high as you can.
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ha ha, and i claim the rite of High Mass today!
seriously, this is the first time i've been able to raise my mass in months
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I tried to get my mass raised but it stubbornly resisted all such attempts.
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I spent High Mass in China :-\
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Than your mass was really sweet and sour.
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Than your mass was really sweet and sour.
Sweet n Sour is an American Chinese food kind of thing
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And?
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so you can't get that Chinese food in China
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You can't get Chinese food in China? Next you are going to tell me you can't get American food in America!
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You can't get Chinese food in China? Next you are going to tell me you can't get American food in America!
You can't get American Chinese food in China but you can get Chinese Chinese food in certain places in America.
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Can you get Chinese American food in America? According to the internet you can get Chinese American food in China.
Wait, this is getting confusing. Can you get American French food in Germany?
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I've had really good American Chinese food in Germany ;D
Seriously. :)
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Getting ready to get my ass, errr, mass as high as possible.......it takes a while.
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Getting ready to get my ass, errr, mass as high as possible.......it takes a while.
Does this require rocket boosters?
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Probably.
SHAKE YOUR MASS TO THE LEFT!
SHAKE YOUR MASS TO THE RIGHT!
SHAKE YOUR MASS ALL ABOUT
WITH ALL OF YOUR MIGHT!
YAY BOB!
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Happy High Mass
Today is the 23rd month that I have been dating my wife O0
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Good luck with that dating thing!
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Happy High Mass
Today is the 23rd month that I have been dating my wife O0
How touching Mopar. Now give me 23 Chinese Water Tortures!
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Holy Crap! A sighting of the mysterious, illusive Clangador!
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In the write up for my latest Merc unit they all get together on the 23rd to celebrate.
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Are they the Seventh Advent Day Hopists?
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Are they the Seventh Advent Day Hopists?
Nope.
Been running a CBT campaign for almost 4 years and decided to finally add my own Merc unit
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Sadly BattleTech has sort of died locally. :'(
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Sadly BattleTech has sort of died locally. :'(
I feel I'm the one keeping it alive here
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I felt the same way here. Than I started working at Wal*Mart and could not game on Saturdays anymore. It died without me.
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I felt the same way here. Than I started working at Wal*Mart and could not game on Saturdays anymore. It died without me.
We have a game once a month in Oakland
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Unfortunately Oakland is 2000 miles away. That is just a bit far for me. Directions are fairly easy, however. Go 2 mile east to I-74, Go 7 miles north to I-80, follow I-80 for 1980 miles west........
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I-80 is kind of nice but you'd have to go through Reno
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GET YOUR MASS INTO THE AIR!
GET IT HIGH AND SHAKE IT THERE!
YAY BOB!
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are we talking Minion Bob?
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J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, Holy Prophet of the Church Of The SubGenius. All hail Bob! Yay Bob!
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Can you provide a link for this?
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www.subgenius.com
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Happy High Mass everyone
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Not really. Was sort of a bummer day.
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Not really. Was sort of a bummer day.
It was a Monday. Reason for the bummer day?
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No. Long story.
I have been having heart problems. Went in on the 19th to have an angiogram, whish was a disaster. For those of you that have never had one they tap into an artery in the leg near the groin or in the wrist of the right hand. They put it in my right leg but goofed up. I was bleeding while they tried to do the angiogram (which they were able to do, two 80% blockages) but stopped before they could put a stint in because of the bleeding. They put stuff in my leg to stop the bleeding but when they were taking me to the recovery room I started bleeding again. For the better part of an hour the nurses were applying rather direct and very hard pressure to stop the bleeding. It was not at all pleasant and I was awake for all of that.
End result I am still black and blue on my right leg from groin to knee. The bruise is literally more than a foot wide that I can see when looking in the mirror.
Had to go back in on the 26th to have another angiogram. This time they used my right wrist. It went quite a lot better. They put the stint in the 80% block in the main blood vessel to the right side of my heart but could not stint the small vessel that is also 80% blocked. It was too small for a stint. Oh, well.
That is why Monday was a bummer of a day. Had the one disaster of a botched angiogram, waiting to go in for the second.
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My father in law had a blown attempt in his nick and it sounds like the same story.
I hope today is a far better Monday.
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Yup. O0
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Looks like I get an all expenses trip to go see the Father in law
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Hope things go well for him.
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Well smoking unfiltered Camels all his life sure did not help him, but I think he'll be OK
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..................Never could understand the allure of unfiltered.
..................Never could understand the allure of smoking either.
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..................Never could understand the allure of unfiltered.
..................Never could understand the allure of smoking either.
Ditto and ditto
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High Mass today hurry!
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Sorry. i was working and could not celebrate getting my mass as high as I could.
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A. Sufficiently large and highly explosive rocket should do for getting your mass high enough to celebrate.
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My High Mass was mostly a disaster.
i went and looked at Motorhomes
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My High Mass was "Welcome to Wal*Mart! Did you find everything? Would you like to apply for a Wal*Mart Card?"
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My High Mass was "Welcome to Wal*Mart! Did you find everything? Would you like to apply for a Wal*Mart Card?"
What the hell is a Walmart card?
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Wal*Mart has a credit card. Do you want one?
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Wal*Mart has a credit card. Do you want one?
No thanks. I have two cards for emergencies and I try always pay cash or debit.
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No thanks. I have two cards for emergencies and I try always pay cash or debit.
Unfortunately I shop at Walmart. :(
Although I've never heard of this credit card.
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Unfortunately my management is really pushing the card. I have to ask each customer, even if I know that I have asked this particular customer that same question many times already.
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My bank was pushing their credit card on me the other day. #P
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There is a lot of that going on. Something to be avoided, but I am REQUIRED to ask.
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There is a lot of that going on. Something to be avoided, but I am REQUIRED to ask.
Grokked. The evils we put up with to be employed. :-\
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There is a lot of that going on. Something to be avoided, but I am REQUIRED to ask.
Do you get a bonus if you sign someone up?
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Do you get a bonus if you sign someone up?
Probably no more so than if I get blood out of somebody's nose hairs. :(
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Probably no more so than if I get blood out of somebody's nose hairs. :(
No
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No
So what's the incentive. I've seen where some companies give their employees good money to get people to sign up.
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Incentive?
Wal*Mart?
What the hell is that?
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Employee motivation!
You never heard of it, have you?
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Nope.
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One of the original guys that I played CBT with went off to be a Manager at Wallyworld. He started off with it being the greatest place ever. A few years in he was like you.
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Let me try something.
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Let me try something.
I hope not Yoga. The last time you put on yoga pants it wasn't pretty
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So noted. [blank]
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How shall we celebrate the upcoming high mass?
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How shall we celebrate the upcoming high mass?
I suggest a Jupiter-sized anvil be shot at Earth.
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That will be hard to cast, plus it's own mass could kill us
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Well, it falls on my one fixed day off this time so I guess I actually get drunk to survive, er, to celebrate this one.
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Well, it falls on my one fixed day off this time so I guess I actually get drunk to survive, er, to celebrate this one.
Wait a tick, you have fixed days off?
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Wait a tick, you have fixed days off?
February 29th
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Tuesdays only. And I had to fight to get that so I could have a day where I could schedule medical appontments.
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Tuesdays only. And I had to fight to get that so I could have a day where I could schedule medical appontments.
***Clang renames every day of the week Tuesday. ***
There you go.
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You can rename it all you want but Wal*Mart doesn't care.
Well, they care about money so if there was money in it for them they might care, but otherwise no they don't.
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You can rename it all you want but Wal*Mart doesn't care.
Well, they care about money so if there was money in it for them they might care, but otherwise no they don't.
There Fracking bastanges
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Tuesdays only. And I had to fight to get that so I could have a day where I could schedule medical appontments.
So many things I could say here, but I am going to pass.
Instead ...
Hope you get your health in order. As you know, getting old sucks.
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We all know Walmart is bad on many levels. Not how I would run things if I was in charge. Better to make the world a better place than suck more.
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I try avoid the place like the plague
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To be honest if there was money in it you could probably buy the plague from there. }:)
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Lil Debbie Plague Mini Cakes?
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Lil Debbie Plague Mini Cakes?
I think I accidentally ate one of those in Texas in 1985. I'm just now getting the taste out of my nose hairs.
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I think I accidentally ate one of those in Texas in 1985. I'm just now getting the taste out of my nose hairs.
That might just be the smell of Texas
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That might just be the smell of Texas
The state or old battleship?
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The state or old battleship?
Where did you eat the cake?
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Where did you eat the cake?
Urinal cakes?
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That is a bad habit. Wombat has it, so it must be bad!
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To bad habits are equal to one good habit.
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Did Mopar give you his bad spelling ap? ;)
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Did Mopar give you his bad spelling ap? ;)
Maybe. That will teach me to post while on a Chocolat milk Xanax bender.
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Ohhhhhh. I prefer a Smirnoff Ice bender myself.
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It's almost the 23rd! Remember to get your mass uut of bed, get it up as high as you can and twerk it like you mean it! ;D
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It's almost the 23rd! Remember to get your mass uut of bed, get it up as high as you can and twerk it like you mean it! ;D
Ugh I spent 10.5 hours at work today not to mention 2+ hours of commute. I'm not sure I have any energy left for twerking tonight. Can I just manage the launching of the anvils into the stratosphere while enjoying a chilled glass of Soylent Green.
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It's almost the 23rd! Remember to get your mass uut of bed, get it up as high as you can and twerk it like you mean it! ;D
uut? Who's running the MM spelling ap now?
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uut? Who's running the MM spelling ap now?
***Clang points to the mutated cockroach with the superbrain in the corner.***
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Ten Utt! Spell Checker.....offline! Crap.
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Spell Checker = Good
Auto Correct = Evil
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Auto correct = sometimes utterly hilarious!
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Auto correct = sometimes utterly hilarious!
well that's all good until it costs you your job
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If autocorrect cost you your job you need a different job anyway.
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If autocorrect cost you your job you need a different job anyway.
What if your job is designing an autocorrect?
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What if your job is designing an autocorrect?
Yeah you don't want that messing with your code
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Hey, as long as it isn't an auto-politically correct it's all good baby!
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I've heard autoerotic corrects are all the thing in China these days.
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I've heard autoerotic corrects are all the thing in China these days.
This I know nothing about.
The country has cleaned up a lot over the past 10 years
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This I know nothing about.
The country has cleaned up a lot over the past 10 years
Well with all our money over there they can afford it.
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I miss my money! :'(
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I miss my money! :'(
Was it green? I think I have some
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I don't know. It was moving away so fast I think it red shifted to kinds purple.......
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Ohhh. Fast money
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Well, fastly moving away money......
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I had some money until I went broke on eyebrow treatments.
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I had some money until I went broke on eyebrow treatments.
That Brazilian waxing will get you every time.
I told you to go with the much cheaper Chilean waxing, but would you listen? No!
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That Brazilian waxing will get you every time.
I told you to go with the much cheaper Chilean waxing, but would you listen? No!
Chilean waxing quality has declined since March 1959 when Rita retired. I just don't trust it anymore. :-\
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Chilean waxing quality has declined since March 1959 when Rita retired. I just don't trust it anymore. :-\
You were not around in 1959!
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...................I was :(
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...................I was :(
Neither were you, but I heard about it from Achoo.
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To clear this up, MM wasn't around in '59 either. Achoo was around and very much almost alive.
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Today is the 23rd and thus High Mass so launch their anvils into suborbit and await their return for today is High Mass!
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All hail the high mass - not meaning Achoo
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All hail the high mass - not meaning Achoo
Is he high and mass?
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No and yes. ;D
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Did I miss High Mass again? :-\
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Yesssssssssssssssss >:D
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High mass will not be the same. :'(
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It is High Mass Eve. Have a drink in his memory. I certainly will.
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It is High Mass Eve. Have a drink in his memory. I certainly will.
The passing of High Mass without the Emperor is truly sad.
Vodka in his honor tonight
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The passing of High Mass without the Emperor is truly sad.
Vodka in his honor tonight
*downs vodka*
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SEYLA!
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High Mass. Blah blah blah, blah blah blah. Hail Bob!
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Damn it was High Mass yesterday and we missed it.
OK I had an excuse - flying home from Omaha - I found the two most uncomfortable seats AA has
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And High Mass missed you! It even asked for you by name and got pissy when I said that you had not bothered to show up. [blank]
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And High Mass missed you! It even asked for you by name and got pissy when I said that you had not bothered to show up. [blank]
So much crap going on I can't get ahead :(
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Well, it has been a number of missed High Masses. Too many. Maybe I need to get in shape to get my mass as high as I can get it again.
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I reduced my mass by 30# but need to do another 30
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I have to loose those numbers in kilograms!