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Wrangler

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I can see him bringing Paul shore movies doing this to him.
*Wrangler pokes Achoo's weeks old inert body with pool cue see if he's still alive or hibernating.*
« Last Edit: 28 February 2018, 20:19:55 by Wrangler »
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* Wrangler gets hit with a lawsuit from said Pool Cue for Endangering it's life with Attempt to Bodily Harm. A Weasel rep is standing by... *

Wow, such toon violence...

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
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*Pool cue melts as Achoo's gamer funk breaks down it's molecular structure*

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*Wrangler counter suits with a large law book knocking out the rep Weasel and then sents him to the Roadkill Cafe down street to settle the suit with WeaselBurgers*

Dang Weasels.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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There's a sign for 2-4-$5 sale @ WeaselKing going on now.

Comes with a Wombat action figure and Achoo-sized micro shoe fries, in reality more like a Mickey D's Hashbrown... of course the MOPAR-size drink is an upgrade-able one.

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

MoparMessiah

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You realize that the Mopar-sized drink causes kidney failure in most individuals, right?

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That the deities I'm a Borg...

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

MoparMessiah

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As in Smorgasbord?

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I'd never called you borging.  You seem to be a lively fellow.
« Last Edit: 22 February 2018, 06:33:55 by Wrangler »
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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It's true.  I still have a pulse

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I'd never called you borging.
Probably because he has no biological OR technological distinctiveness.

Wrangler

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Probably because he has no biological OR technological distinctiveness.
He has those tank treads on his feet he was using to click into his Mobile Structure bar were currently inhabiting somewhere.

Hmm i wonder he may have displaced Achoo inside that thing and he's currently lost in it...
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"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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My Great Grandpappy was WaLLe and Great-Great Grandpappy was Johnny5.

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

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My Great Grandpappy was WaLLe and Great-Great Grandpappy was Johnny5.

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That makes you the robot from Lost In Space

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That makes you the robot from Lost In Space
You mean he's terrible with directions?
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MoparMessiah

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You mean he's terrible with directions?

He bought one of those Star Maps off TV

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I can still find your house Mopar, I'll just as Com-er... Word of Blake's OnStar to find my way.

 }:)

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

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I can still find your house Mopar, I'll just as Com-er... Word of Blake's OnStar to find my way.

 }:)

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Well you guys are invited anytime you want - just be aware of the dod.   8)

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Well you guys are invited anytime you want - just be aware of the dod.   8)

It's drool worse than it's bite?

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

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It's drool worse than it's bite?

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Dog. 

There was a Todd in our BT group.  His drool was pretty bad. 

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So a case of frozen Steakumms then?

http://www.steakumm.com/

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

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So a case of frozen Steakumms then?

http://www.steakumm.com/

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Never freeze your meat. 

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Never freeze your meal? How else you suppose to keep it around after it's caught so you can slice, dice, and makes Julienne Fries out of it?
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Never freeze your meal? How else you suppose to keep it around after it's caught so you can slice, dice, and makes Julienne Fries out of it?

Eat it fresh

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Never freeze your meal? How else you suppose to keep it around after it's caught so you can slice, dice, and makes Julienne Fries out of it?

One does not Julienne meat. Potatoes, yes. Vegetable, yes. Meat, on.
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Achoo thinks so...

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

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Actually, no. Dyslexia strikes again!
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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You should paid it off so it won't be on Strike to begin with!
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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I think you guys play with your meat too much

 

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