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IRON TURKEY
Mass: 30 tons
Tech Base: Inner Sphere
Chassis Config: Biped
Rules Level: Experimental Tech
Era: All Eras (non-canon)
Tech Rating/Era Availability: E/D-F-D-A
Production Year: 0
Cost: 1,856,400 C-Bills
Battle Value: 838
Chassis: Unknown Standard
Power Plant: Unknown 90 Fusion Engine
Walking Speed: 32.4 km/h
Maximum Speed: 54.0 km/h
Jump Jets: Unknown
Jump Capacity: 90 meters (150 meters)
Armor: Unknown Ferro-Fibrous
Armament:
2 Large Lasers
Manufacturer: Unknown
Primary Factory: Unknown
Communications System: Unknown
Targeting and Tracking System: Unknown
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Equipment Type Rating Mass
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Internal Structure: Standard 51 points 3.00
Engine: Fusion Engine 90 3.00
Walking MP: 3
Running MP: 5
Jumping MP: 3 (5) Standard
Jump Jet Locations: 1 CT, 1 LT, 1 RT 1.50
Heat Sinks: Double Heat Sink 10(23) 0.00
Heat Sink Locations: 1 LT, 2 RT, 2 LA, 2 RA
Gyro: Standard 1.00
Cockpit: Standard 3.00
Actuators: L: SH+UA R: SH+UA
Armor: Ferro-Fibrous AV - 105 6.00
Armor Locations: 1 HD, 1 CT, 3 LT, 1 RT, 2 LA, 2 RA, 2 LL, 2 RL
Internal Armor
Structure Factor
Head 3 9
Center Torso 10 15
Center Torso (rear) 5
L/R Torso 7 11
L/R Torso (rear) 3
L/R Arm 5 10
L/R Leg 7 14
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Equipment Location Heat Critical Mass
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Partial Wing LT/RT - 4/4 2.50
Large Laser RA 8 2 5.00
Large Laser LA 8 2 5.00
Free Critical Slots: 1
BattleForce Statistics
MV S (+0) M (+2) L (+4) E (+6) Wt. Ov Armor: 4 Points: 8
3/5j 2 2 0 0 1 0 Structure: 3
Special Abilities: ENE, SRCH, ES, SEAL, SOA
Standard engine and frame with some fancy bits tacked on.