The BattleTech "Secret Government Warehouse"

[Guitardian]

Rhonda Snord's entire mp3 music collection of early 21st century Earth "boy bands" she enjoyed in her tweenage years before becomming an Irregular.

Her uncle Shorty's "exotic" Earth movie collection. He's a creepy little fella, that Uncle Shorty.

LAM plans, locked in the same "the world is not ready" boxes as hybrid automobile plans from 1970s, Marlboro Marijuana Cigarette box designs from the 1980s, and Xfiles from the 1990s

[Stormlion1]

Herbs cat, now with bionics!

[truetanker]

Herbs cat, now with bionics!

Just sooo... evily happy!

TT

[Knightmare]

I wonder if Randall's beard would make it in the Warehouse...

[PeripheryPirate]

Inside the large box is another smaller box that says Episode 3. sm

You can open Companion Cubes?

[Blackjack Jones]

1. A pair of red dice with the following note:

"Do not use until doomsday- J.H."

2. Thousands of metric tons of nuclear, biological, chemical, EMP, nanoweapon, and matter/antimatter warheads
in AC/2 and AC/5 calibers specific to the JM6-S  -The REAL reason for the existence of the Jagermech.

[Solarmech]

You can open Companion Cubes?

No, you can't. But it told me Episode 3 was in there. Companion Cubes are sentient you know.  }:) sm

[guardiandashi]

a small black box that weighs ~10oz with a large note attached

Warning!!
contents highly hazardous

contains 1 Megarea in stasis lock

do not open.
please do not open
do not open until xmas after the 4th of never

known attributes of the contained "Megarea"
1 subject Megarea is a Kleptomaniac
2 subject Megarea does not respect the concepts of "ownership, or property rights"
3 subject Megarea seems to be able to violate several laws of physics
4 subject Megarea has been observed "picking up" battlemechs, and making them disappear (other items "disapeared" include supply crates, parts kits (the 25 ton crates) at least 1 dropship, and various other items.
5 subject Megarea has been observed as both a female ~5'6" in height weighing ~120lbs, and also as a 10' tall 7' wide 16' long tiger that weighs ~2000 lbs and has been clocked at running at speeds of up to 190mph

Rumored attributes
1 Subject Megarea has been rumored to pilot a modified marauder class Battlemech of unknown origin said marauder has been claimed to survive massive attacks without armor breaches.   weapons unknown particle weapon where marauders mount ppc's unknown lasers, 1 ra 1 la 2 ct it appears to have a highly effective ams system consisting of 2 std ams systems, and 1 laser ams system

[Bedwyr]

A box.

In which resides a box, in turn itself containing a box.

Which contains a box.

And inside which are many more box.

Within that box  is another box; one that appears slightly different.  A note sits next to this strange box:


"Timecube.  If U do not know how to wurk this U R educated stupid."

[Sigma]

A heavily modified red 1972 Barracuda ragtop. Has a hula girl on the dashboard.

[Fallen_Raven]

Nikola Tesla's notebook, which contains nothing crazy at all.
A list of all the messages recieved from aliens, with a warning about profanity and sexual content. Just because the truth is out there doesn't mean you want to see it.
Three hundred different models of flying car from over a thousand years, all hidden to convince people that we can't build them.

[Exilyth]

- An array of strange, bulky mech simulator cockpits, all bearing signs engraved with "Property of the Virtual Geographic League".

- A small device, labeled 'perpetuum mobile'.

- A warship of unknown design bearing the designation "SDF 1". The ship displays moderate battle damage and seems to have been subjected to certain 'unorthodox' repairs.

- A box containing 5 tons of flax.

- A stack of blueprints for rotary weapon types, among them a plan entitled "rotary long tom". (Un-)fortunably, there's a hole burned through most of the stack. Only plans for a "RAC2" and "RAC5" are left intact.

[Lorcan Nagle]

The UFO that crashed on New Avalon in the 3040s, which MIIO covered up claiming it was a prototype Hammerhead with Ferro-Fibrous armour...

[Col.Hengist]

Ok i get most everything people post but 5 tons of flax...

[Stormlion1]

The one thing that everyone is missing the, very planet the Secret Goverment Warehouse built upon, a massive planet sized mech that eats moons to keep itself powered up. Currently shut down and the elevator to the brain is hidden behind several crates of Yvonne Steiner-Davion gone wild vid-tapes.

[Lorcan Nagle]

Ok i get most everything people post but 5 tons of flax...

And lo, the truth shall set ye free.  Or not, whatever's easier

[Shijima_3085]

Vermin control is handled by Schrodingers cat.  Nobody knows how old it is, since nobody is certain as to whether its alive or dead, just that there aren't many mice.

[Knightmare]

Proof Jackalopes do exist.

[SethsMatches]

A verifiable paper proving Bigfoot does not exist. Verifiably written by Bigfoot.

[martian]

• The philosopher's stone.
• A map with the exact location of Atlantis.
• An audiovisual documentation showing that Terra is actually hollow - and that the "lower one" is actually bigger than the "upper one".
• A movie poster showing T-800 chassis with attached order from somebody called "The Master": "Immediately investigate the leak of my roentgenogram!" It is addressed to someone named "Apollyon".
• Pens where the last mammoths and dinosaurs are living. Those mammoths are towing carriages with bulkier items around halls.
• Tunguska meteorite which was finally found.
• An antigravity drive with the most important part made of something labeled "cavorite".
• A patent office folder "Patent for extracting gold from seawater".
• In the basement of this warehouse is a gigantic swimming pool containing equally gigantic Kraken (Architeuthis princeps). Only the bravest employees have the guts to dip in. There was found a towel embroidered with "Prof. B.Habeas".

[SethsMatches]

• Details of the ACTUAL organisation that provides Wolfnet with all its intel. (As per the only "credible" theory that emerged from this thread ::)  </sarcasm>)
• That guy who sits in front of the lifts (elevators) in the MIB buidling reading his newspaper. Except he's on a bench outside the hangar doors

[Knightmare]

• An audiovisual documentation showing that Terra is actually hollow - and that the "lower one" is actually bigger than the "upper one".

I immediately thought:

Proof Terra has a Dyson Sphere at its center populated by Aliens that use the Antarctic and Arctic Circles as entrance points.

Proof Vernes' "Journey to the Center of the Earth" was an alien cover up. 

[Grim_Reaper]

the bank of Clone-a-matic machines that WOB used to build up thier forces (how else could they have done it)

[Khymerion]

The patent for the magical command and control equipment that allows a single regiment to hold an entire world.

[Stormlion1]

Joshua Marik, alive and well and wearing the Master's robes.

[RedMarauder]

Six Tetatae wearing rumpled suits and sitting around a table in the corner, playing poker.

Elvis is the Dealer ;D

[Grim_Reaper]

The patent for the magical command and control equipment that allows a single regiment to hold an entire world.

working model for the device that allows a single Lance to hold a world (lost since before teh 4th SW)

[Khymerion]

working model for the device that allows a single Lance to hold a world (lost since before teh 4th SW)

Curses to our Wobble overlords for stealing these!

[Brigand]

The Helm Memory Core

The two most recent catalogs for Natasha's Secret, the hottest intimate wear and cooling vest styles to hit Solaris

A crate of water purifier control chips with Vault 13's address on it

[Nebfer]

A small black book with the words Don't Panic written in large friendly letters...