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BirdofPrey

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I asked the risk assesment department.  They assured me, I don't really want to know.

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I asked the risk assesment department.  They assured me, I don't really want to know.
You realize they were fibbing to get you out of their office so they could packup and zoom off at warp speed in one of your Rental Klingon Bird of prey Warships you mass produce right?
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It is Monday, yes.

Clangador

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Monday. Ugh.
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No it's Tuesday!

Ah crap.  I'm in China so I'm a day ahead. 

Enjoy your Monday you Chowderheads  :P

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"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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The Mighty ACHOO

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It's Wabbit Season!
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

BirdofPrey

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I thought it was duck season.

MoparMessiah

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It's Clang Season!

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Make your minds up!

"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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MoparMessiah

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That show wasted a lot of paper

The Mighty ACHOO

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It's Baseball Season!

[Achoo tosses out a bag of baseballs, followed by pulling a really big gun and starts shooting at the baseballs with absolutely no concern about where any missed shot end up!]

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG KAWHANG Oops, sorry Mopar BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BLANG My bad, Wrangler BRATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATWHANG Sorry Bop. Just walk it off!
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Sharpnel

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*Two plushy pink wombats fly through the air* BOOM *click* BOOM

Holding a smoking 12-gauge shot gun in my hands, "Did I do that?' I then push my glasses back up to the bridge of my nose.
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MoparMessiah

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OUCH!

Watch that thing Achoo

Wrangler

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Batter up?
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Clangador

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Better than butter.
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MoparMessiah

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Better than butter.

How is anything better than butter?

Sharpnel

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When it is covered with bacon, of course.
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Clangador

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When it is covered with bacon, of course.

With bacon bits on top.
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The Omega Man (1971)

Sharpnel

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Served on a bed of bacon.
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Takehiro 'Taco' Uchimiya, SHD-2H Shadow Hawk 'Taco', Crimson Oasis Trading Company

"Of what use is a dream, if not a blueprint for courageous action" -Adam West
As I get older, I realize that I'm not as good as I once was.
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MoparMessiah

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I had to go to Malaysia a couple of times.  They don't have bacon  :(

Sharpnel

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Muslim country, so therefore no bacon. They really don't know what they are missing (aside from the high cholesterol)
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Takehiro 'Taco' Uchimiya, SHD-2H Shadow Hawk 'Taco', Crimson Oasis Trading Company

"Of what use is a dream, if not a blueprint for courageous action" -Adam West
As I get older, I realize that I'm not as good as I once was.
"Life is too short to be living someone else's dream" - Hugh Hefner

MoparMessiah

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Muslim country, so therefore no bacon. They really don't know what they are missing (aside from the high cholesterol)

They have a turkey bacon that looks nasty.

The country is not 100% Muslim but it's darn close. 

The Mighty ACHOO

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IT'S BACON SEASON ME HEARTIES!
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It's grilling season.
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The Mighty ACHOO

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If ye can grill th' bacon on th' grill wit' a side o' eggs 'n hashbrowns that would be awesome! Otherwise ye needs t' get a skillet.
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

BirdofPrey

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Um Achoo, isn't it always bacon season?

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Don't tell it to Kevin Bacon, he gets bit vain about it.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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The Mighty ACHOO

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Mr. Bacon does nah jus' get "vain". He gets mighty, mighty, mighty concerned 'n gets a lot footloose fer th' exits wit' much haste.
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

 

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