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BirdofPrey

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I asked the risk assesment department.  They assured me, I don't really want to know.

Wrangler

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I asked the risk assesment department.  They assured me, I don't really want to know.
You realize they were fibbing to get you out of their office so they could packup and zoom off at warp speed in one of your Rental Klingon Bird of prey Warships you mass produce right?
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BirdofPrey

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It is Monday, yes.

Clangador

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Monday. Ugh.
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Soylent Green (1973)

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MoparMessiah

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No it's Tuesday!

Ah crap.  I'm in China so I'm a day ahead. 

Enjoy your Monday you Chowderheads  :P

Wrangler

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"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

The Mighty ACHOO

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It's Wabbit Season!
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If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked.

BirdofPrey

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I thought it was duck season.

MoparMessiah

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It's Clang Season!

Wrangler

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Make your minds up!

"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

MoparMessiah

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That show wasted a lot of paper

The Mighty ACHOO

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It's Baseball Season!

[Achoo tosses out a bag of baseballs, followed by pulling a really big gun and starts shooting at the baseballs with absolutely no concern about where any missed shot end up!]

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG KAWHANG Oops, sorry Mopar BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BLANG My bad, Wrangler BRATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATWHANG Sorry Bop. Just walk it off!
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Sharpnel

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*Two plushy pink wombats fly through the air* BOOM *click* BOOM

Holding a smoking 12-gauge shot gun in my hands, "Did I do that?' I then push my glasses back up to the bridge of my nose.
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MoparMessiah

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OUCH!

Watch that thing Achoo

Wrangler

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Batter up?
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

Clangador

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Better than butter.
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This post "is brought to you by Soylent Red and Soylent Yellow, high energy vegetable concentrates, and new, delicious, Soylent Green. The miracle food of high-energy plankton gathered from the oceans of the world."
Soylent Green (1973)

"Build coffins, that's all you'll need."
The Omega Man (1971)

MoparMessiah

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Better than butter.

How is anything better than butter?

Sharpnel

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When it is covered with bacon, of course.
Commander Louis Seifer, SWD-2r Swordsman, Extreme Measures, Inc.
Shizuko Lofgren, Assault Infantry Platoon, Oniwaka
Takahiro Nakajima, ASN-21CO Assasin, Crimson Oasis Trading Company
Commander Jessica Dunleavy, VTR-9BP Victor, Dunleavy's Pistoleros
Commodore Stendal Bergstrom, IMV Devil's Luck (Dictator-class DropShip [MOD])

"Of what use is a dream, if not a blueprint for courageous action" -Adam West
It's an Omni, so I can build it into whatever I please - JHB

Clangador

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When it is covered with bacon, of course.

With bacon bits on top.
~Clangador

This post "is brought to you by Soylent Red and Soylent Yellow, high energy vegetable concentrates, and new, delicious, Soylent Green. The miracle food of high-energy plankton gathered from the oceans of the world."
Soylent Green (1973)

"Build coffins, that's all you'll need."
The Omega Man (1971)

Sharpnel

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Served on a bed of bacon.
Commander Louis Seifer, SWD-2r Swordsman, Extreme Measures, Inc.
Shizuko Lofgren, Assault Infantry Platoon, Oniwaka
Takahiro Nakajima, ASN-21CO Assasin, Crimson Oasis Trading Company
Commander Jessica Dunleavy, VTR-9BP Victor, Dunleavy's Pistoleros
Commodore Stendal Bergstrom, IMV Devil's Luck (Dictator-class DropShip [MOD])

"Of what use is a dream, if not a blueprint for courageous action" -Adam West
It's an Omni, so I can build it into whatever I please - JHB

MoparMessiah

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I had to go to Malaysia a couple of times.  They don't have bacon  :(

Sharpnel

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Muslim country, so therefore no bacon. They really don't know what they are missing (aside from the high cholesterol)
Commander Louis Seifer, SWD-2r Swordsman, Extreme Measures, Inc.
Shizuko Lofgren, Assault Infantry Platoon, Oniwaka
Takahiro Nakajima, ASN-21CO Assasin, Crimson Oasis Trading Company
Commander Jessica Dunleavy, VTR-9BP Victor, Dunleavy's Pistoleros
Commodore Stendal Bergstrom, IMV Devil's Luck (Dictator-class DropShip [MOD])

"Of what use is a dream, if not a blueprint for courageous action" -Adam West
It's an Omni, so I can build it into whatever I please - JHB

MoparMessiah

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Muslim country, so therefore no bacon. They really don't know what they are missing (aside from the high cholesterol)

They have a turkey bacon that looks nasty.

The country is not 100% Muslim but it's darn close. 

The Mighty ACHOO

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IT'S BACON SEASON ME HEARTIES!
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Wrangler

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It's grilling season.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

The Mighty ACHOO

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If ye can grill th' bacon on th' grill wit' a side o' eggs 'n hashbrowns that would be awesome! Otherwise ye needs t' get a skillet.
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BirdofPrey

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Um Achoo, isn't it always bacon season?

Wrangler

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Don't tell it to Kevin Bacon, he gets bit vain about it.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

The Mighty ACHOO

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Mr. Bacon does nah jus' get "vain". He gets mighty, mighty, mighty concerned 'n gets a lot footloose fer th' exits wit' much haste.
It's OK to disagree with me......I can't force you to be right.

If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked.