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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #630 on: 13 June 2017, 07:45:11 »
***Clang walks by dressed as Flesh Gordon.***

"Emperor.  Once again, you have gone pantless.  Just FYI."

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #631 on: 13 June 2017, 17:51:11 »
*Takes a photograph and send it to the enemies of state*

What? I'll just get a declaration of War for using a WMD.

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #632 on: 13 June 2017, 18:23:46 »
Crimes against humanity, truetanker...
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #633 on: 13 June 2017, 18:34:30 »
That's just me playing Blakist and all...

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #634 on: 13 June 2017, 18:55:11 »
Clang committed the crime.

We just had the misfortune of being the humanity it was committed against    #P
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #635 on: 13 June 2017, 23:51:30 »
It's not the first time you guys saw Clang pantless. 

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #636 on: 14 June 2017, 06:10:38 »
Yes, from what i read of that "incident" that there was a floating censor bar blocking the view to spare the innocent from harm.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #637 on: 14 June 2017, 07:25:54 »
yes but it's a really small bar.

Really small

Just a few pixels.  Tops. 

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #638 on: 14 June 2017, 08:11:12 »
Well if it's anything like that jockstrap incident, we don't want to get boxed in.

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #639 on: 15 June 2017, 00:08:31 »
Or the Clang in the thong incident - don't want to remember that  [blank]

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #640 on: 15 June 2017, 01:10:57 »
I had tried to block that from my feeble little mind. Thanks, Mopar.   #P
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #641 on: 15 June 2017, 06:41:02 »
I had tried to block that from my feeble little mind. Thanks, Mopar.   #P
How can you block it, the moon like shining out everytime Clang walks by. 

Thankfully, I've learned to use Smart-Google-Glasses that darken and play 3-Stooges short-films when he's comes by he has them on.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #642 on: 15 June 2017, 16:49:30 »
Hey now!
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #643 on: 16 June 2017, 23:51:52 »
Google Glasses now serve a purpose

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #644 on: 17 June 2017, 03:44:13 »
Google Glasses now serve a purpose

As long as they lived up to their hype...
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #645 on: 17 June 2017, 05:13:47 »
It's all about hype

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #646 on: 17 June 2017, 05:56:46 »
Well, Battletech been using something like it for years in Elemental Battlearmor's hud.  How else do you think they activate stuff? They stare at icons on the hud. Though i don't remember it ordering out if the pilot get hungry...
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #647 on: 18 June 2017, 20:04:27 »
Well, Battletech been using something like it for years in Elemental Battlearmor's hud.  How else do you think they activate stuff? They stare at icons on the hud. Though i don't remember it ordering out if the pilot get hungry...

That's what the Uber Eats app is for.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #648 on: 21 June 2017, 18:03:00 »
Just be careful about what you eat when wearing power armor. Having the squirts or the farts from hell while the lid is down........ ::)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #649 on: 21 June 2017, 18:09:03 »
OK, which one of you tripped over the power cord and knock out the lights???  [soapbox]
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #650 on: 21 June 2017, 18:32:40 »
This is Clangluna.... the Emperor forgot to pay the bills!

Since Wombat stole his pants.

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #651 on: 21 June 2017, 22:39:01 »
Clangluna after dark! Really dark! Really, really dark............did Clang park Clangluna between galaxies? Because the stars continue to insist on not being anywhere in sight......... :o
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #652 on: 22 June 2017, 06:19:00 »
Wait, Clangluna is Intergalactic Planetary??
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #653 on: 22 June 2017, 17:58:02 »
It's a moon.

Possible circling Uranus like a Klingon.

I'm sure there is a joke in there some where

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #654 on: 22 June 2017, 23:44:20 »
Well, it is better than being searched like a Spaniard...... :o
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #655 on: 23 June 2017, 00:34:25 »
The power is out in the whole local galaxy cluster. God must have ignored that disconnect notice.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #656 on: 25 June 2017, 02:33:52 »
The power is out in the whole local galaxy cluster. God must have ignored that disconnect notice.

You are being punished

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #657 on: 25 June 2017, 07:02:59 »
You are being punished

I'm sure they've forgot about that one thing.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #658 on: 25 June 2017, 07:59:04 »
I'm sure they've forgot about that one thing.
I don't know, i Know the Elephants haven't.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #659 on: 26 June 2017, 01:06:50 »
I'm sure they've forgot about that one thing.

But have you forgotten about the other things.......
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