Author Topic: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!  (Read 131419 times)

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Now you want me to believe that Rampages run in outer space?
Would YOU want those things on the planet if you could help it?

In meanwhile, the Ferrets seems have driven off with your stuff!
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*checks inside robes*

No I got all my stuff

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Hmmm....they must bagged BoP's stuff then.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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Hmm, that's unfortunate. . .
for them.
*BoP pulls out a remote detonator*

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*Watches BoP press the detonator...unfortunately apparently the explosives were in piece left (by accident) in Achoo's bathroom where Achoo was sitting on this throne....then see's pink Achoo streak across the air from his private throne room into the escaping Rampage pickup-car causing it to crash into Achoo's Hetzer.*

Clever.  Was that on purpose??  :o
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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then see's pink Achoo streak across the air

My eyes!

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No one wants to see Achoo naked. 

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If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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Then stop streaking across the sky!  For months!!!
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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That wasn't me. Honest! I don't have the thrust to weight ratio for that!
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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With enough thrust, a cement truck can be made to fly.  I serious don't think a pink Pikachu won't be able to accomplish that.  ;)
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That wasn't me. Honest! I don't have the thrust to weight ratio for that!

That's a LOT of thrust

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I know. Mind you I have lost 50 pounds in the last year, but still.............. :o
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I know. Mind you I have lost 50 pounds in the last year, but still.............. :o

Good for you

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I know. Mind you I have lost 50 pounds in the last year, but still.............. :o
My gaud, you lost 50 pound?  Good for you.  However, you remember where you left it?
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MoparMessiah

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I'd be happy if I lost 40 pounds

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I'm sure it is laying around here somewhere.......
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Yeeash the summer is on the verge of ending.  What has have you guys been doin?  Clarke been in that tank for at least a month,
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"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Learning AS...

And trying to convert some of the Clan Stone Lion into AS...

Like the whole Touman! with Warship support, droppers and all!

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
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*(From the corner of the bar, the Wombat lurks....noticing it been quiet....too quiet....and he needs some yummy food.  Wombat snatches from his pouch what appears to be Cherry Bomb of questional origin and strength...though Liao...or is it Chinese...wording is across it.  Snatching a lite candle from a empty table in the Lair/bar area, he lites the fuse and rolls the cheer bomb under the stool Achoo is sitting on....with moment later...Explosion accrues and flings Achoo across the lair into rather used and worn out bean chair.  While everyone out cold, Wombat grabs the wallets of various individuals and claims the monies within as well as random assortment of peanuts and slinks off deeper into the Lair...plotting another scheme or just catch up on his classic Warner Brother cartoons.)*

Hey, why my wallet missing?!!?
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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*sigh* Wombat never learns. The Crocolgator is down there. It's been waiting for Wombat to return.......and it's hungry.
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Dare I ask what heck is a Crocolgator?  This isn't something twisted Clangatonic generic experiment gone wrong?
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Yeeash the summer is on the verge of ending.  What has have you guys been doin?  Clarke been in that tank for at least a month,

Been going to China for work.  There now.

Been trying to get my shop improved.  More shelving. 

Got a guy's resto project out of my shop. 

Trying to put on a BT campaign game once a month. 

Trying to paint more minis

Trying to stay married and make the wife happ

I've been busy man.

Thanks
Chris

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Asking Mopar if the Mustang from Need to Speed can be built in real life?

234MPH....

Or should I save my monies for BT minis and all...  ::)

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
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Asking Mopar if the Mustang from Need to Speed can be built in real life?

234MPH....

Or should I save my monies for BT minis and all...  ::)

TT

I think I was really drunk when I watched that so I don't remember the car.

It's pretty hard to get any old school muscle car over 200MPH other than a Dodge Daytona or a Plymouth Superbird.  They just don't have the aerodynamics.  There is a car called the Supercuda in which they had the horsepower so they tried to run it up past 200.  They had to cover the grill to make it more aero.  Still at 200 the hood of the car was coming off as there was too much air in the engine compartment.  Also the car was lifting - meaning it was acting like a wing.  Very scary. 

So you can spend the money for the horse power but the aero will be a whole other problem.  You'll probably be happier in a Hellcat and you'll have air conditioning and more power and speed than you will ever need.  Plus trunk space for your minis  8)


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Why are we talking cars here? That is why you have your shop thread. We talk about things like crocolgators, a giant gator from the planet Florida, and why it likes clomping onto the widdle nub that is Wombats tail.


Which is why I keep it down there.
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Yes we should be talking about moistness.  How moist is it?

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Waitminute...is that thing mech size? I thought i saw something nawing on a UrbaMech's leg out back....
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This is Overlord Class - have you seen the size of the Achoo Sex Lab?


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I don't wanna know that even exists. Some things should not even be imagined much less seen
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