Let me try something.
How shall we celebrate the upcoming high mass?
Well, it falls on my one fixed day off this time so I guess I actually get drunk to survive, er, to celebrate this one.
Wait a tick, you have fixed days off?
Tuesdays only. And I had to fight to get that so I could have a day where I could schedule medical appontments.
You can rename it all you want but Wal*Mart doesn't care.Well, they care about money so if there was money in it for them they might care, but otherwise no they don't.
Lil Debbie Plague Mini Cakes?
I think I accidentally ate one of those in Texas in 1985. I'm just now getting the taste out of my nose hairs.
That might just be the smell of Texas
The state or old battleship?
Where did you eat the cake?