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MoparMessiah

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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1410 on: 27 April 2017, 04:52:12 »
Explosive
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1411 on: 27 April 2017, 10:30:46 »
Gas or firey kind?
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1412 on: 28 April 2017, 00:41:37 »
Fire

Always fire.

Lots and lot of fire
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1413 on: 29 April 2017, 08:48:11 »

I need a drink of water.
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1414 on: 29 April 2017, 10:31:15 »
*Wrangler slides a drink of water to , Clangador.  Where he gived swift gulp and discovers it's Fire Water.*
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1415 on: 29 April 2017, 11:10:16 »
***Clang drinks the water. Smoke rises from the sides of his mouth.***

Ack! My tongue is on fire!
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1416 on: 29 April 2017, 15:38:19 »
Hands Clang a lime slice with salt on in...

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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1417 on: 30 April 2017, 01:50:42 »
Quote from: truetanker on 29 April 2017, 15:38:19
Hands Clang a lime slice with salt on in...

TT


***Puts lime in mouth. ***

Ack a lime has caught fire in my mouth.
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1418 on: 30 April 2017, 09:21:26 »
At least the fire is not at the other end of your digestive tract............this time.   ::)
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1419 on: 30 April 2017, 22:46:34 »
*Wrangler rushes in with fire extinguisher to put the fire out in Clang's mouth.*

*SPLaSH!!*

Hmm...Hmmm this seems to be carbonated soda water.... Oops sorry.  Looks like Wombat swapped out the stickers.
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1420 on: 30 April 2017, 23:10:33 »
 :Jumpy:

I feel funny...
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1421 on: 01 May 2017, 06:29:44 »
Silly Clang.
You put the lime in the coconut.
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1422 on: 01 May 2017, 13:35:12 »
Clang likes a good spritzing
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1423 on: 02 May 2017, 00:15:54 »
Sounds like the makings of a song.
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1424 on: 02 May 2017, 00:26:49 »
Or a drink. Speaking of drinks.......... Today's Special is a Coconut Lime Daquiri! In a cup!
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1425 on: 02 May 2017, 05:12:25 »
In a Red Solo Cup?
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1426 on: 02 May 2017, 10:08:44 »
Is there another kind of cup?
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1427 on: 02 May 2017, 16:51:12 »
Ball and a cup?
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1428 on: 02 May 2017, 20:48:44 »
Solo cups don't just come in the color red.................
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1429 on: 02 May 2017, 23:07:53 »
Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 May 2017, 20:48:44
Solo cups don't just come in the color red.................

They are all red underneath.

It's like the expression "All Ferraris are RED no matter what color they are." 
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1430 on: 03 May 2017, 05:07:40 »
There not made by a relative of Hans Solo right?
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1431 on: 04 May 2017, 18:34:31 »
Hmmm - that might explain the awesomeness  O0
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1432 on: 05 May 2017, 00:25:51 »
The awesomeness does not come from the cup. It comes from what we put IN the cup.
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1433 on: 06 May 2017, 08:03:52 »
Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 May 2017, 00:25:51
The awesomeness does not come from the cup. It comes from what we put IN the cup.

You've served cold diarrhea in Dixie Cup 
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1434 on: 06 May 2017, 21:50:17 »
I need a drink of Soylent Red now.
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1435 on: 07 May 2017, 06:20:04 »
In a Red Solo cup?
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1436 on: 07 May 2017, 16:34:15 »
*Wrangler hears a sound and notices a random worker Ferret taking drink from a odd color Solo Cup, only to be uttlerly pulled into with off sucking noise and completely disappears into it with cup landing on the floor.*

Woah, that must been a sucky drink.
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1437 on: 07 May 2017, 19:52:28 »
That could be a worm hole.

Go check it out Wrangler
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1438 on: 07 May 2017, 20:59:43 »
No thanks.  I don't touch people's drinks out.
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1439 on: 07 May 2017, 21:09:50 »
* Pushes Wrangler into the hole*

Wrangler: HEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!

* Telephone rings *

TT: Hello?
Wrangler: You sonofabitch! You owe me a drink! And I found it leads to Wombat's Pouch AGAIN! GitmeouttahereNOW!

TT: Wrong Number, * Hangs the phone up. *

TT  ;D
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