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The Mighty ACHOO

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I thought IPA meant Internally Placed Alcohol....where it belongs!
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Vash The Stampede

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That's DIMB

Down Into My Belly

*scotch scotch scotch*
I'm like a hunter of peace. One who chases the elusive mayfly of love... or something like that.

"I crush little childrens dreams everyday...Ralph your not a kangaroo...Ralph your also not a trophy....." (Quote used by Jesse Richards (ExtremeBloodAspUser))

Wolverine-7SK

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Cheers!

Friday time people.  Drink up!

Vash The Stampede

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Coffee in hand
I'm like a hunter of peace. One who chases the elusive mayfly of love... or something like that.

"I crush little childrens dreams everyday...Ralph your not a kangaroo...Ralph your also not a trophy....." (Quote used by Jesse Richards (ExtremeBloodAspUser))

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Are you sure the bar is running? Have you been drinking that much that things are moving on their own?  ^-^

Maybe........
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The Mighty ACHOO

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Than you have not yet had enough to drink.  ^-^
It's OK to disagree with me......I can't force you to be right.

If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked.

Clangador

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Than you have not yet had enough to drink.  ^-^

I drinked a whole bunch of water.
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"Build coffins, that's all you'll need."
The Omega Man (1971)

ShadowRaven

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Water. That stuff is bad for you. It's the Universal solvent man, it will eventually dissolve you from the inside.
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Vash The Stampede

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But but it keeps the buzz going between drinkszz
I'm like a hunter of peace. One who chases the elusive mayfly of love... or something like that.

"I crush little childrens dreams everyday...Ralph your not a kangaroo...Ralph your also not a trophy....." (Quote used by Jesse Richards (ExtremeBloodAspUser))

The Mighty ACHOO

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BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there.

Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

· is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
 · contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
 · may cause severe burns.
 · contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
 · accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
 · may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
 · has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

· as an industrial solvent and coolant.
 · in nuclear power plants.
 · in the production of styrofoam.
 · as a fire retardant.
 · in many forms of cruel animal research.
 · in the distribution of pesticides.
 · as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.
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ShadowRaven

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that is going on my facebook, right now
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The Mighty ACHOO

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It's an oldie but a goodie. In it's day it even fooled congressmen.  O0
It's OK to disagree with me......I can't force you to be right.

If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked.

MoparMessiah

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It's an oldie but a goodie. In it's day it even fooled congressmen.  O0

Why does that not surprise me. 

ShadowRaven

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because politicians are generally two types. those out to 'change the world' and idiots. Sometimes the first group is also in the second.
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I class them as 'Naive idiots' or 'corrupt and money/power hungry.'  Though once in office, the former may often turn into the latter quickly.
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Remember not to stray into actual politics, please... [copper]
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Battleforce Space is too bulky. I vote we start calling it BattleFace.

ShadowRaven

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that would involve straying into serious discussion. Something forbidden here
We are Clan Snow Raven. Masters of the void, and reapers of your souls

befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system.
— From a post on rpg.net

Weirdo

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I approve. 8)
"Thanks to Megamek, I can finally play BattleTech the way it was meant to be played--pantsless!"   -Neko Bijin
"It's just that the Hegemony had one answer to every naval problem. 'I kills it with my battleships.'" - Liam's Ghost
"...finally, giant space panties don't seem so strange." - Whistler
"The BT universe is startlingly deficient in both wisdom and hindsight." - Cray
"Damn you, Weirdo... Damn you for being right!" - Paul
Battleforce Space is too bulky. I vote we start calling it BattleFace.

MoparMessiah

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This is a much safer place than the real world of politics. 

Weirdo

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No kidding. Down here, you label your minefields, like civilized folk!
"Thanks to Megamek, I can finally play BattleTech the way it was meant to be played--pantsless!"   -Neko Bijin
"It's just that the Hegemony had one answer to every naval problem. 'I kills it with my battleships.'" - Liam's Ghost
"...finally, giant space panties don't seem so strange." - Whistler
"The BT universe is startlingly deficient in both wisdom and hindsight." - Cray
"Damn you, Weirdo... Damn you for being right!" - Paul
Battleforce Space is too bulky. I vote we start calling it BattleFace.

ShadowRaven

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and ussually the only risk of losing your shirt comes from theft, violence, or too much alcohol consumption making you think you are sexier then you actually are. Thankfully the last one hasn't happened in a while, and the mental scars are healing
We are Clan Snow Raven. Masters of the void, and reapers of your souls

befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system.
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Vash The Stampede

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*snort*...I needz mah beerz. Oh! And organize all my gundam figures weapons. Gelgoogs rock!
I'm like a hunter of peace. One who chases the elusive mayfly of love... or something like that.

"I crush little childrens dreams everyday...Ralph your not a kangaroo...Ralph your also not a trophy....." (Quote used by Jesse Richards (ExtremeBloodAspUser))

MoparMessiah

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*MM rips off his robes and starts singing*

I'm too sexy ...

ShadowRaven

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~begins banging head on wall~ makeitstop [metalhealth] makeitstop [metalhealth] makeitstop [metalhealth]
We are Clan Snow Raven. Masters of the void, and reapers of your souls

befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system.
— From a post on rpg.net

The Mighty ACHOO

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(Shuts the window shades and turns off the lights so that the bar is in complete and utter darkness)

Well, that helps with the whole being force to see him thing, but unfortunately we can still hear him and it does nothing about the mental images that have scarred you for life.
It's OK to disagree with me......I can't force you to be right.

If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked.

Clangador

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*MM rips off his robes and starts singing*

I'm too sexy ...

oh GAWD! Quick, THE END TIMES HAVE COME --- ACTIVATE THE BOMB!

AAAAYYYYEEEEEEE!!!!
~Clangador

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"Build coffins, that's all you'll need."
The Omega Man (1971)

The Mighty ACHOO

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*sigh* Clang, you are just bombed all of the time around here.  ::)
It's OK to disagree with me......I can't force you to be right.

If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked.

MoparMessiah

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*MM puts his robes back on*

That felt good!  Was that good for you?

Clangador

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*MM puts his robes back on*

That felt good!  Was that good for you?

Only if blood bursting from my eyes is a good thing.
~Clangador

This post "is brought to you by Soylent Red and Soylent Yellow, high energy vegetable concentrates, and new, delicious, Soylent Green. The miracle food of high-energy plankton gathered from the oceans of the world."
Soylent Green (1973)

"Build coffins, that's all you'll need."
The Omega Man (1971)

 

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