Author Topic: Scotty's Stand-Inn (Read 18734 times)

LordKnightFandragon · « **Reply #60 on:** 28 January 2011, 02:35:21 »

<Until this bomb filled trolley makes impact with the lower portion of my tank's hull going up hill and goes off upon impact> This time miraculously just taking my tank with it......once the dust clears there is just a slightly charred spot where I and my tank just were........

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #61 on:** 28 January 2011, 08:25:31 »

*the woozle band looks rather sad and actually starts packing their stuff up until Wombat, feeling sorry for them pulls out a brand new nuclear warhead amplifier out of his pouch. The woozles all cheer and hook their instruments up to it and start off with their own rendition of the safety dance.*

Wombat · « **Reply #62 on:** 28 January 2011, 08:40:11 »

[...and just like that, everyone starts doing the Safety Dance.]

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #63 on:** 28 January 2011, 10:21:49 »

*Just to prove wombat right, everyone has robotic shoes placed on their feet so they can dance the woozle safety dance** :D

Wombat · « **Reply #64 on:** 28 January 2011, 11:32:04 »

[Wombat sits down and tries to tie his own laces.]

"Lets see. This goes here, under the barrel, around the bunny ear, and through the tunnel..."

[Before long, Wombat has managed to tie everyone together.]

Falchion · « **Reply #65 on:** 28 January 2011, 12:04:20 »

Falchion grins and pulls out his boxcutter from his floof.

"Now you can't run while I take your bits!"

Wombat · « **Reply #66 on:** 28 January 2011, 12:12:41 »

[Wombat pulls a bowl of Alpha Bits out of his pouch and hands them to Falchion.]

Scotty · « **Reply #67 on:** 28 January 2011, 13:54:54 »

Huh, you think chastity belts would provide any measure of protection from Falchion's Boxcutter?

Wombat · « **Reply #68 on:** 28 January 2011, 14:51:41 »

"Depends if he's trying to cut boxes with it."

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #69 on:** 28 January 2011, 14:59:13 »

**The woozles start singing a modified version of love shack where they change the word shack to box**

Wombat · « **Reply #70 on:** 28 January 2011, 15:03:34 »

[Wombat randomly recruits woozles to wear pantyhose and do the can-can.]

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #71 on:** 28 January 2011, 21:04:02 »

Achoo just sits there watching his shoes dancing by themselves over in the corner, drinking a beer and eating pretzels in spite of the fact that he has been tied up. He looks pretty much unconcerned.

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #72 on:** 29 January 2011, 01:08:44 »

**Hello woozle nuzzles up to Achoo**

Wombat · « **Reply #73 on:** 29 January 2011, 01:11:41 »

[Achoo's shoes begin dancing to Nancy Sinatra.]

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #74 on:** 29 January 2011, 23:24:19 »

If I was wearing them I might be worried.

Hey! I just had a thought! (Shut up Wombat. :-X)

SCOTTY! This is your stand in, right? What are we supposed to be standing in?

Scotty · « **Reply #75 on:** 30 January 2011, 01:01:23 »

Ahhh, but it's the Stand-Inn! :D You're not standing in it, you're renting a room in it!

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #76 on:** 30 January 2011, 10:50:03 »

And here I was already to call in my stand-in for the next scene, and for makeup!

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #77 on:** 30 January 2011, 13:43:39 »

*make-up woozle powders Achoo's face with itching powder*

ClarkeMarek · « **Reply #78 on:** 30 January 2011, 18:25:10 »

*walks in with a mushroom shaped hat on*

Howdy ho! Where can I get me a drink around here? :)

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #79 on:** 30 January 2011, 20:52:19 »

**bar tending woozle shrugs and hands clarke a bottle with skulls and cross bones on it**

ClarkeMarek · « **Reply #80 on:** 30 January 2011, 22:51:49 »

*guzzles the contents*

Wombat · « **Reply #81 on:** 31 January 2011, 08:26:09 »

[Wombat, in the meantime, proceeds to pull clothes-eating slugs out of his pouch and sets them free.]

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #82 on:** 31 January 2011, 08:30:15 »

*Meanwhile Senior clothes starts to wonder if stopping by was such a good idea.*

Wombat · « **Reply #83 on:** 31 January 2011, 08:36:33 »

[Senior clothes is eaten, along with everyone else's clothes. Everyone in Scotty's Stand-Inn is now naked.]

Top Sergeant · « **Reply #84 on:** 31 January 2011, 10:21:40 »

Quote from: Wombat on 31 January 2011, 08:36:33

[Senior clothes is eaten, along with everyone else's clothes. Everyone in Scotty's Stand-Inn is now naked.]

Wombat is sharing Karl Urban fantasies again. ;)

Wombat · « **Reply #85 on:** 31 January 2011, 10:41:19 »

[...with a toothy grin.]

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #86 on:** 31 January 2011, 13:55:43 »

*The Partridge woozles sing songs about free love to honor the memory of Senior Clothes**

Wombat · « **Reply #87 on:** 31 January 2011, 14:03:01 »

[Senior clothes will be missed along with Blue Light Special.]

ClarkeMarek · « **Reply #88 on:** 31 January 2011, 14:13:42 »

*Clarke, meanwhile, wonders where the draft came from*

Wombat · « **Reply #89 on:** 31 January 2011, 14:15:17 »

[As if to to emphasis on the point, Wombat has a large metal fan in front of ClarkeMarek, blowing on his...well you know.]

"Um, don't step too close."