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Re: Random Facts
« Reply #60 on: 27 May 2016, 20:22:13 »
@ Mopar...

Was a Coca-Cola involved in this joke?

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Re: Random Facts
« Reply #61 on: 28 May 2016, 10:04:13 »
In Singapore there is a fine for pissing in the elevator.

Was this really an issue?

If there is a law, there was an issue.
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Re: Random Facts
« Reply #62 on: 09 August 2016, 13:39:00 »
@ Mopar...

Was a Coca-Cola involved in this joke?

TT

which joke is that?

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Re: Random Facts
« Reply #63 on: 14 August 2016, 15:48:18 »
PM sent...

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Re: Random Facts
« Reply #64 on: 15 August 2016, 12:36:09 »
luckily any brain cells involved in that joke have been sacked

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Re: Random Facts
« Reply #65 on: 15 August 2016, 15:36:53 »
Vodka isn't just for breakfast anymore.

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« Reply #66 on: 15 August 2016, 15:37:28 »
Most Muppets are left-handed. (Because most Muppeteers are right-handed, so they operate the head with their favoured hand.)
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Re: Random Facts
« Reply #67 on: 20 August 2016, 20:06:21 »
Sometimes, a cigar is a lot more than just a cigar.

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Re: Random Facts
« Reply #68 on: 24 August 2016, 22:32:22 »
Sometimes, a cigar is a lot more than just a cigar.

and sometimes it is a stand in for a lot less
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Re: Random Facts
« Reply #69 on: 26 August 2016, 11:41:00 »
Sigmund Freud the famous psychoanalysis, who saw sex in everything, is famous for saying “sometimes a cigar is just a cigar”—Freud was an avid cigar smoker. He was also infatuated with his penis… You figure that one out!
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Re: Random Facts
« Reply #70 on: 30 August 2016, 11:41:44 »
Sigmund Freud also had the hots for his mom but lived in denial of this, insisting instead that everyone else was in love with their mothers.   ::)  His best friend can be quoted as saying "Ouchee, what a great comeback, Sigy..."
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Re: Random Facts
« Reply #71 on: 30 August 2016, 11:46:00 »
Suicide is the only crime you can for sure get away with (in this life anyway), if you are successful at it. 
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Re: Random Facts
« Reply #72 on: 31 August 2016, 00:07:00 »
The lint that collects in the bottom of your pockets has a name — gnurr.
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Re: Random Facts
« Reply #73 on: 31 August 2016, 12:13:01 »
Toejam is not for making PB&J sandwiches. 

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Re: Random Facts
« Reply #74 on: 01 September 2016, 14:38:45 »
There are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.

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« Reply #75 on: 01 September 2016, 20:48:33 »
The shin is a part of the body used as a tool for finding objects in the dark.
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Re: Random Facts
« Reply #76 on: 06 September 2016, 16:04:46 »
Summer in North America largely consists of people complaining that it's too hot when it's hot, and people (usually the same ones) complaining it's "not really summer" if it's not hot.

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Re: Random Facts
« Reply #77 on: 06 September 2016, 23:54:13 »
There are more fake flamingos in the world than real ones.
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Re: Random Facts
« Reply #78 on: 07 September 2016, 13:32:14 »
You can take a piece of somebody's heart, sure.  But have no romantic delusions about it; you are still a murderer.

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« Reply #79 on: 07 September 2016, 23:52:20 »
The total combined weight of all of the ants in the world is greater than the total combined weight of all the humans in the world.  (Don't ask how they determined that.  I saw it on PBS).  It takes an average of 100,000 ants to weigh one pound. 
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Re: Random Facts
« Reply #80 on: 09 September 2016, 14:30:06 »
Time sure feels linear to me.

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Re: Random Facts
« Reply #81 on: 13 September 2016, 15:15:58 »
The total combined weight of all of the ants in the world is greater than the total combined weight of all the humans in the world.  (Don't ask how they determined that.  I saw it on PBS).  It takes an average of 100,000 ants to weigh one pound.

That's gonna take a lot of ant spray

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Re: Random Facts
« Reply #82 on: 14 September 2016, 11:00:34 »
If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969 make it illegal for U. S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
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« Reply #83 on: 16 September 2016, 13:46:51 »
We're screwed if aliens have current knowledge of the status and disposition of the human race.

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Re: Random Facts
« Reply #84 on: 16 September 2016, 17:00:08 »
There is a company that has sold over 30k of alien abduction insurance policies.
Walking the fine line between sarcasm and being a smart-ass

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Re: Random Facts
« Reply #85 on: 16 September 2016, 20:49:27 »
Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire.
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Re: Random Facts
« Reply #86 on: 17 September 2016, 11:58:10 »
The Daddy Longlegs spider is highly venomous, but it's fangs cannot puncture your skin

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Re: Random Facts
« Reply #87 on: 18 September 2016, 20:33:19 »
Although dragonflies have legs they cannot walk.
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Re: Random Facts
« Reply #88 on: 19 September 2016, 02:24:26 »
We are not going to have to wait until the mid 2500s to see a 'mech brawl. 
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Re: Random Facts
« Reply #89 on: 19 September 2016, 14:38:49 »
Even if I had personal access to Star League era medical technology, I most likely won't live to be sent to Tau Ceti amongst the hundreds of Terran Alliance political prisoners initially sent to do the hard labor of building the colony.

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