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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #30 on: 28 January 2016, 20:10:05 »
Told ya! Cheap seats!
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #31 on: 02 February 2016, 02:54:58 »
I can find some really really fat guy to come over and break all your chairs...  }:)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #32 on: 02 February 2016, 03:02:16 »
No need.  They're cheap and shoddy.  Look.

*puts a chair on the floor*

*chair crumbles*

See? :)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #33 on: 02 February 2016, 04:33:57 »
Well, that's what happens when you try to glue dust particles together. 
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Set him on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life!

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #34 on: 02 February 2016, 13:19:47 »
I can find some really really fat guy to come over and break all your chairs...  }:)

You mean you know somebody fatter than me? WOW! They gotta be huge as I am most definitely a Gabriel Iglesias "DAMN!"
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #35 on: 02 February 2016, 14:43:49 »
Clangluna has violated the Australian Rock Treaty of 1974 by not informing the MoparMessiah that legendary band AC/DC will be playing the Tacoma Dome tonight.

As a result Moparluna will no longer export jelly donuts, booze, moon parts, WMDs and socks to Clangluna. 

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #36 on: 02 February 2016, 15:12:00 »
No socks?! Oh, the inhumanity. I love the Tacoma Dom as it is an architectural wonder.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #37 on: 02 February 2016, 22:28:17 »
No socks?! Oh, the inhumanity. I love the Tacoma Dom as it is an architectural wonder.

Yes no socks!  Their feet smell any way  :P

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #38 on: 03 February 2016, 01:28:35 »
Which makes it better for our noses if there is an extra layer of clothing covering them up.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #39 on: 03 February 2016, 02:27:51 »
Clangluna has violated the Australian Rock Treaty of 1974 by not informing the MoparMessiah that legendary band AC/DC will be playing the Tacoma Dome tonight.

As a result Moparluna will no longer export jelly donuts, booze, moon parts, WMDs and socks to Clangluna.

In retaliation, Mareksylvania will cease shipments of beer and auto parts to Moparluna. :)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #40 on: 03 February 2016, 11:37:41 »
In retaliation, Mareksylvania will cease shipments of beer and auto parts to Moparluna. :)

Beer we can live without.

Auto parts is another matter  >:(

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« Reply #41 on: 03 February 2016, 12:21:26 »
Very good! :)

Or as my friends who are Pokémon fans would say:

"Mareksylvania uses embargo.  IT'S SUPAR EFFECTIVE!!!!" O0
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #42 on: 03 February 2016, 13:22:20 »
Luckily I have Rock Auto and a huge stock pile of parts

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #43 on: 04 February 2016, 00:22:56 »
Unfortunately you also have a lot of non-exported socks and jelly donuts. May your butt become as big as mine!
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« Reply #44 on: 04 February 2016, 00:39:03 »
Luckily I have Rock Auto and a huge stock pile of parts

Oh, I know those guys.  Mareksylvania bought them out last week to dismantle them. :)
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« Reply #45 on: 04 February 2016, 11:40:48 »
I was not informed that was any treaty obligation to inform the MoparMessiah of bands playing at the local Dome...

I protest this unfair and unholy embargo.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #46 on: 04 February 2016, 17:39:39 »
Unfortunately you also have a lot of non-exported socks and jelly donuts. May your butt become as big as mine!

And risk eclipsing the sun? 

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« Reply #47 on: 04 February 2016, 17:40:21 »
I was not informed that was any treaty obligation to inform the MoparMessiah of bands playing at the local Dome...

I protest this unfair and unholy embargo.

Don't play innocent with us Clangador  >:(

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« Reply #48 on: 04 February 2016, 17:55:35 »
Don't play innocent with us Clangador  >:(

Who said he's playing? ??? Who said he's innocent? ???
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #49 on: 05 February 2016, 01:35:15 »
Not I.  }:)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #50 on: 05 February 2016, 11:36:27 »
Who said he's playing? ??? Who said he's innocent? ???

Well I could have said "Don't act dumb ....

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« Reply #51 on: 06 February 2016, 04:59:05 »
Well I could have said "Don't act dumb ....

I encountered a Safeway gas station manager that reminded me of MM. You know, he was kinda slow and drooled on himself a lot.
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« Reply #52 on: 06 February 2016, 14:10:10 »
I encountered a Safeway gas station manager that reminded me of MM. You know, he was kinda slow and drooled on himself a lot.

Did he also make a ton of money and have a hot babe for a wife? 

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« Reply #53 on: 06 February 2016, 16:03:56 »
Did he also make a ton of money and have a hot babe for a wife?

Of course you make a ton of money when you demand to get paid in gravel.  ::)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #54 on: 07 February 2016, 00:53:54 »
Of course you make a ton of money when you demand to get paid in gravel.  ::)

I'm going to China at the end of the month and when I fly over Tacoma I'm going to make sure I flush

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« Reply #55 on: 08 February 2016, 14:15:01 »
As is only appropriate.  ;D
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« Reply #56 on: 08 February 2016, 17:50:07 »
As is only appropriate.  ;D

Yes it feels dirty if you don't

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #57 on: 10 February 2016, 01:06:06 »
just Google the "Aroma of Tacoma".
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« Reply #58 on: 10 February 2016, 04:11:01 »
It's still there? I thought they shut down the paper mill that was the cause of the aroma
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #59 on: 11 February 2016, 01:42:51 »
The paper mill may be gone but Clang remains...... :P
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