Author Topic: The chaotic bar and inn (Read 9219 times)

chaotic38 · « **on:** 27 January 2011, 21:18:30 »

After putting the sign on the window the chaotic went to the counter. Those who saw the sign would read "Now open"

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1 on:** 27 January 2011, 22:29:10 »

What makes this bar more chaotic than any of the other ones?

chaotic38 · « **Reply #2 on:** 27 January 2011, 22:38:56 »

A Chaotic walks up to Achoo "Maily because what's more chaotic than a shop entirely run by chaotic?"
OOC: chaotic can either be plural or singular

Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #3 on:** 27 January 2011, 22:53:00 »

Quote from: chaotic38 on 27 January 2011, 22:38:56

A Chaotic walks up to Achoo "Maily because what's more chaotic than a shop entirely run by chaotic?"
OOC: chaotic can either be plural or singular

and either way just as messy or smelly

chaotic38 · « **Reply #4 on:** 27 January 2011, 23:59:49 »

"But, it's a lot more chaotic."

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #5 on:** 28 January 2011, 00:34:46 »

Dude, this is the hall. Calling something chaotic down here is barely even noticeable over the background level of chaos.

GreenDragon · « **Reply #6 on:** 28 January 2011, 02:38:15 »

No Wombats, Falchions, or DaSkwerls, can't be all that chaotic. But, since Achoo is here, DaSkwerl is likely lurking nearby. I'll give the place a try. Who knows, my evil alter-ego from Tassa's might show up...

Wombat · « **Reply #7 on:** 28 January 2011, 08:07:55 »

[A burnt and somewhat smoking marsupial suit waddles in all by itself (no Wombat inside). The fur sits down in a booth and orders a milkshake and begins slurping on it.]

Falchion · « **Reply #8 on:** 28 January 2011, 09:29:55 »

Several Falchions wander in and have themselves seated. One of them starts gnawing on a Chaotic.

"I like this place, it's chaotic!"

Wombat · « **Reply #9 on:** 28 January 2011, 10:11:38 »

[the empty marsupial suit seems to agree.]

chaotic38 · « **Reply #10 on:** 28 January 2011, 11:01:05 »

A chaotic pulled out a AK-74. "It may be chaotic but eating them is not allowed in here"

Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #11 on:** 28 January 2011, 11:05:15 »

they probably taste terrible annyways

Wombat · « **Reply #12 on:** 28 January 2011, 11:06:04 »

[The empty marsupial suit proceeds to give itself a bath in some onion soup.]

chaotic38 · « **Reply #13 on:** 28 January 2011, 11:12:39 »

Chaotic shoots the Falchion

Falchion · « **Reply #14 on:** 28 January 2011, 11:57:23 »

"5.45x39! My favorite diet food!"

The Falchions eagerly start eating the bullets.

Wombat · « **Reply #15 on:** 28 January 2011, 12:13:50 »

[the empty marsupial suit contines to soak up the soup.]

chaotic38 · « **Reply #16 on:** 28 January 2011, 17:28:56 »

A chaotic walks up to the marsipal suit "What is your form of paying?"

"It's on the house" the chaotic said while shooting the Falchion

Wombat · « **Reply #17 on:** 28 January 2011, 17:37:30 »

[The empty marsupial suit shrugs and scratches itself and, predictably, says nothing.]

chaotic38 · « **Reply #18 on:** 28 January 2011, 18:08:19 »

The owner hears this one and says "For today and tomorrow everything is free"

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #19 on:** 28 January 2011, 21:21:43 »

You see? NOW the place is actually chaotic! 8)

Do you have a wine list? ;)

chaotic38 · « **Reply #20 on:** 28 January 2011, 23:07:57 »

"Anything you can think of we have" the chaotic said

Falchion · « **Reply #21 on:** 29 January 2011, 00:16:08 »

Falchion sidles over to the Wombat suit and tries it on for size.

GreenDragon · « **Reply #22 on:** 29 January 2011, 00:57:05 »

I'll have a Holy Bartender!

Wombat · « **Reply #23 on:** 29 January 2011, 01:13:41 »

[The marsupial suit, now on Falchion, accidently fires a missle out of a trophy case (honestly, who leaves a loaded missle launcher in a case??) and impales the bartender. One holy bartender.]

GreenDragon · « **Reply #24 on:** 29 January 2011, 02:02:29 »

Ah, now that's the kind of service you just don't see in the Customer Service Industry these days: a bartender willing to give his all to make the customer happy. ^-^
ooc: the Devil smily got replaced by a whipweilding one - I'm sure to make use of that sometime, but I'm sure gonna miss the other.

chaotic38 · « **Reply #25 on:** 29 January 2011, 10:16:35 »

Another chaotic comes to the counter

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #26 on:** 29 January 2011, 19:45:58 »

Sorry. My twised and sick mind just went somewhere....... :)

GreenDragon · « **Reply #27 on:** 29 January 2011, 20:35:51 »

Get your sick twisted mind off the counter - its unsanitary!

Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #28 on:** 29 January 2011, 21:50:45 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 January 2011, 19:45:58

Sorry. My twised and sick mind just went somewhere....... :)

soo quoted

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #29 on:** 29 January 2011, 23:21:52 »

Hey! It's the mind I got issued! Do you know how hard it is to requisition a new mind?

Falchion · « **Reply #30 on:** 30 January 2011, 00:18:42 »

A Falchion wanders past with a piece of honeycomb in his paws.

"I seem to have lost my honey badger..."

GreenDragon · « **Reply #31 on:** 30 January 2011, 01:36:17 »

Have you tried the Honeycomb Hideout?

chaotic38 · « **Reply #32 on:** 31 January 2011, 18:20:13 »

"I'd recommend it" a chaotic said

GreenDragon · « **Reply #33 on:** 01 February 2011, 01:57:41 »

Its very big.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #34 on:** 23 August 2012, 08:53:58 »

Reopening Chaotic's bar because he may have forgotten where he put the darned thing.

Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #35 on:** 23 August 2012, 19:51:43 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 August 2012, 08:53:58

Reopening Chaotic's bar because he may have forgotten where he put the darned thing.

should have no trouble finding it now, he just got a new monicle

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #36 on:** 23 August 2012, 20:14:31 »

Damn troll knocked out the power grid, I need a hundred beers.
Exactly a hundred beers

Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #37 on:** 23 August 2012, 23:02:26 »

>Sends Vash a hundred Bears<

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #38 on:** 23 August 2012, 23:36:17 »

Are they grizzly bears or black bears or booboo's? Differences at this point are important!

Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #39 on:** 24 August 2012, 14:48:32 »

Mad as hell, rabies infected, ghost bears

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #40 on:** 24 August 2012, 15:44:42 »

I think I will watch this from waaaaaaaaaaay over there.

chaotic38 · « **Reply #41 on:** 24 August 2012, 22:50:05 »

Chaotic walks in and examines the bar. "Not bad condition. Could use a dust up but...." Walks over to the window and puts up a sign that reads 'Reopening special: buy air get a drink free"

Falchion · « **Reply #42 on:** 24 August 2012, 23:11:15 »

Falchion, or more accurately, another Falchion, sidles in. He walks headlong into the bar. Backing up, he then walks into the bar again. He repeats this process, muttering something under his breath. A dent slowly appears.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #43 on:** 26 August 2012, 21:50:37 »

Wow! Denting the bar and his own head at the same time. Nice floor show!

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #44 on:** 27 August 2012, 23:52:18 »

thats unecessary, Falchion. Just order an Irish Car-Bomb and swallow the shot glass