Author Topic: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo! (Read 133951 times)

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #330 on:** 02 November 2017, 23:00:27 »

Quote from: Wrangler on 01 November 2017, 05:55:30

You know the weezels got a work order to move the lair. They slabbed a boring machine and it zoomed i think east-by-north direction with it. We've been in the the exHQ Van turned mobile bar while you were in the bathroom.

YOU'VE been in the van. I was in my throne room. Who do you think had the false lair moved? Wombat was in the thing! And Truetanker...........

Wrangler · « **Reply #331 on:** 03 November 2017, 05:34:30 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 November 2017, 23:00:27

YOU'VE been in the van. I was in my throne room. Who do you think had the false lair moved? Wombat was in the thing! And Truetanker...........

Oh...hmm I guess we should go after it? I'm MechWarrior, not a tunneler.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #332 on:** 03 November 2017, 23:57:45 »

why? We are semi-safe. The actual lair is here, Wombat is there. Truetanker is at impound because his tank was towed. Mopar is wherever he is. You are there. Where BoP is right now is anybody's guess.

Wrangler · « **Reply #333 on:** 04 November 2017, 06:37:02 »

Hmmm....i think we forgot someone....oh yeah. Sharpne & ClarkeMarek, weren't IN the Lair? Maybe one of them can get it back.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #334 on:** 06 November 2017, 12:42:12 »

I'm actually home in the good old USA

Wrangler · « **Reply #335 on:** 06 November 2017, 13:04:44 »

So how heck do you commute to the lair on the moon, or other sorted planet were suppose to be on?

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #336 on:** 06 November 2017, 17:40:25 »

Spice

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #337 on:** 07 November 2017, 08:03:04 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 November 2017, 23:57:45

Where BoP is right now is anybody's guess.

Where am I not?

Quote from: MoparMessiah on 06 November 2017, 17:40:25

Spice

You never told us you were in the guild

Wrangler · « **Reply #338 on:** 07 November 2017, 10:27:31 »

Quote from: BirdofPrey on 07 November 2017, 08:03:04

Where am I not?You never told us you were in the guild

I think it's reference that Pocket Universe you pop out of on a moment notice.
Achoo bit upset the Weasels using a Boring Machine to drive off with semi-wrecked part of the Bar.

Wasn't it suppose to be modular? Click & Fix?

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #339 on:** 07 November 2017, 11:16:44 »

It was a Dune reference

Wrangler · « **Reply #340 on:** 07 November 2017, 14:23:44 »

Quote from: MoparMessiah on 07 November 2017, 11:16:44

It was a Dune reference

But it's dessert planet. It's very dangerous place.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #341 on:** 07 November 2017, 20:11:47 »

Quote from: Wrangler on 07 November 2017, 14:23:44

But it's dessert planet. It's very dangerous place.

Yes dessert planets are bad for you. Full of empty calories.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #342 on:** 07 November 2017, 23:08:38 »

Dessert planets are bad for your waistline. And they have such weird names. The planet Creme Brulee is so not awesome.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #343 on:** 08 November 2017, 11:48:02 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 November 2017, 23:08:38

Dessert planets are bad for your waistline. And they have such weird names. The planet Creme Brulee is so not awesome.

It's worse than Le Mon Merangie

truetanker · « **Reply #344 on:** 08 November 2017, 16:00:53 »

My " tank " is really a modified Rattler Mobile Structure... >:D

TT

Wrangler · « **Reply #345 on:** 08 November 2017, 16:10:35 »

I don't think were tankful of you taking up ALL the parking in the parking lot and some of the neighborhood's land (squashing everything)....

truetanker · « **Reply #346 on:** 08 November 2017, 16:24:02 »

Hmmm... your response sounds alot like Sid Myer's Pirates for XBox...

" Fire a broadside! "

* Fires a broadside into Wranglers vehicle of choice... and into the next buildings four blocks as well. *

TT

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #347 on:** 09 November 2017, 12:03:02 »

Talk about a mobile home

Wrangler · « **Reply #348 on:** 09 November 2017, 12:37:01 »

Wow. Why in world are you shooting fireworks at people's stuff?

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #349 on:** 09 November 2017, 15:59:59 »

Quote from: Wrangler on 09 November 2017, 12:37:01

Wow. Why in world are you shooting fireworks at people's stuff?

He likes Sparklers

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #350 on:** 09 November 2017, 22:21:03 »

This is MY lair! Mine! And MY parking lot! Move the Rattler or I will call in an orbital bombardment of ACME^tm anvils!

Sheesh! He calls himself a tanker. That isn't a tank. It's a mobile home with an attitude problem!

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #351 on:** 10 November 2017, 00:23:43 »

Hey Achoo, you wanna borrow my bot-portable anti-capital ship gun? I still have two nuclear detonators with which to pump the laser, so you aren't screwed if you miss the first shot somehow.

Wrangler · « **Reply #352 on:** 10 November 2017, 07:54:10 »

Nuclear bombardment kinda makes Lair bit...unusable...

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #353 on:** 10 November 2017, 10:10:14 »

No no. SMALL nuclear detonator. Only used to power powerful laser.
Fallout only very very minor. No problem.
Firing cannon may be dangerous, though. Needs more testing.

truetanker · « **Reply #354 on:** 10 November 2017, 20:18:48 »

Either my AAA fire or my 'Cuda launcher / SCL/3 combos would most likely stop those too.

But I'm moving to another local to terrorize.... er pacify. >:D

TT

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #355 on:** 13 November 2017, 12:11:32 »

You have a 'cuda launcher?

Wrangler · « **Reply #356 on:** 13 November 2017, 12:50:00 »

Quote from: MoparMessiah on 13 November 2017, 12:11:32

You have a 'cuda launcher?

Afraid so. There a pile over yonder hill that looks like Cadillic Ranch,

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #357 on:** 13 November 2017, 13:26:32 »

Quote from: Wrangler on 13 November 2017, 12:50:00

Afraid so. There a pile over yonder hill that looks like Cadillic Ranch,

Oh i know some people that will be mighty upset

Wrangler · « **Reply #358 on:** 15 November 2017, 22:56:37 »

hmm, do you think there would be people upset they did the same thing with the UrbanMech?

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #359 on:** 15 November 2017, 23:47:57 »

Awwwwwww, poor Urbies!