Author Topic: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...  (Read 3413 times)

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Just have some Rum, In a Cup!. It will make you forget!

I find a few hits of acid make me forget that the walls aren't really melting off of. The screaming clown skulls behind them.
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Clang - might want to turn down the drip.  Just saying. 

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Uhm, I think his drip is on continuous stream.....
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*Clang notices his drip is the size of the Alaskan pipeline.*

How do you turn this thing down!??
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hMMM

*Wrangler grabs number of name-less drunk ferrets hanging out in the Achooluna bar and stuffs them into the pipe until fills the hole.  However the ferrets are slowly filling up with rum*

That should buy use time til we can fix it. 

*Looks at his ancient wrist watch*
Hmm about 2 minutes maybe.
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I beg yer pardon, mama, wha' did ye say?
Me mind was driftin' off on Martinique Bay.
'tis nah that I be nah interested, ye see;
Augusta, Georgia be jus' no ship t' be.

I reckon Jamaican in th' moonlight.
Sandy beaches, drinkin' rum every night.
We got no doubloons, mama, but we can go;
We'll split th' difference, go t' Coconut Grove.

Keep on natterin', mama, I can hear
Yer voice, it tickles down inside o' me ear.
I feel a tropical vacation this year,
Might be th' answer t' this bucaneer fear.

I reckon Jamaican in th' moonlight.
Sandy beaches, drinkin' rum every night.
We got no doubloons, mama, but we can go;
We'll split th' difference, go t' Coconut Grove.

Voila! An American Dream.
Well, we can travel lass, without any means.
When 'tis as easy as closin' yer eyes
'n dream Jamaica be a big neon sign.

Jus' keep natterin', mama, I like that sound.
It goes so easy wit' that rain fallin' down.
I reckon a tropical vacation this year,
Might be th' answer t' this hillbilly fear.

Voila! An American Dream.
Yeah, we can travel, lass, without any means.
When 'tis as easy as closin' yer eyes
'n dream Jamaica be a big neon sign.

Jus' reckon Jamaican in th' moonlight.
Sandy beaches, drinkin' rum every night.
We got no doubloons, mama, but we can go;
We'll split th' difference, go t' Coconut Grove.
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MoparMessiah

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Never been to Jamaica and probably never will.


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I knew someone who went and they walked the beach barefooted. They left the shoes next to the entrance of the beach.  They came back to find their shoes were stolen and replaced by the thieves worn pair.
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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my parents got ripped off there too.  Only place in their world travels

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I knew someone who went and they walked the beach barefooted. They left the shoes next to the entrance of the beach.  They came back to find their shoes were stolen and replaced by the thieves worn pair.

At least his feet weren't in them.
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We don't tolerate th' theft o' shoes here on Achooluna! We shall plunder yer dignity, yer doubloons, yer sense o' self worth, 'n a lot o' yer time. But ne'er yer shoes.

Besides, used shoes stink!
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We don't tolerate th' theft o' shoes here on Achooluna! We shall plunder yer dignity, yer doubloons, yer sense o' self worth, 'n a lot o' yer time. But ne'er yer shoes.
If that's true. Explain Wombat and your pants issues with him?
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Used shoes do stink

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I make no attempt t' explain th' actions o' Wombat. Nah even Wombat can explain his owns actions. Ye jus' try t' survive them 'n hope fer th' best.
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MoparMessiah

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Wombat might be a random action generator

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It's OK to disagree with me......I can't force you to be right.

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Clangador

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***Clang notices that Achoo and Mopar seem to be infested with minature battletech figure sized  Wombats.***
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Are they mechanical, made by BoP Industries or did Wombat fell into the a botmaker??
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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That sounds more like a Clang-A-Corp product

Clangador

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That sounds more like a Clang-A-Corp product

This uranium paperweight is a prefectly fine product from Clang-a-Corp.
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This uranium paperweight is a prefectly fine product from Clang-a-Corp.

Is that why your hook is glowing?
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Should have bought the BoP Industries tungsten paperweight

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***Clang notices that Achoo and Mopar seem to be infested with minature battletech figure sized  Wombats.***

That doesn't sound that bad. 

The Mighty ACHOO

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Arrrgh! Get them off o' me! Get those thin's off o' me! Arrrrgh!

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Did I get them all?
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BirdofPrey

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No
*BoP chucks a hand grenade in Achoo's direction*

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I hope that's a nuclear hand grenade. Then again, that's no guarantee that the Wombats are killed off.
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I hope that's a nuclear hand grenade. The again, that's no guarantee that the Wombats are killed off.


Great....were going have minature Battletech figure sized glowing nuclear zombie Wombats doing anti-Achoo Battlemech attacks now.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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As long as they are going after Achoo and not the rest of us, who cares?
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Commander Jessica Dunleavy, VTR-9BP Victor, Dunleavy's Pistoleros

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Seems legit

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What could possibly go wrong?

 

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