Good grief. The man already pays for a new one. Now ya charging for replacement covered by his insurance???
...wait...what's that ringing????
<<Meanwhile, over head....large but extremely strange dropship flies over head...with Christmas colors painted all over head...built from various parts of a long lost bar.....dropship engines, various Brian Castle components...is the WOMBAT who once again is attempting to bombard the land with Xmas cheer.....opening custom bomb bay doors....presents of various shapes land on each and everyone's door....some cases caving in the door..and house...
Number of large objects land near the bar, but thankfully the Anti-Capital Weapons hidden in Achoo's well hidden and prepared Club's parking lot pop out and blast inbound explosions and Robotic guided Assault Mechs out of sight.
Yelling all from the all frequencies "MERERY CHRISTMAS ALL and ALL A GOODNIGHT!!!!"
With wink of the Wombat's eye, he hits the after burners and streams across the horizon out of sight...with number of ilClan DropShips and fighters burning after the rascal this very night.>>
...omg that guy did it again. He stole Achoo's underwear! Close your eyes!
OOC: Merry Christmas to everyone, this very night! ;D