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The Francis Granger is the standard heavy combat vehicle of the late Ramsay Empire, as well as its many current successor states, all native to the mid periphery world of Ramsay. Named for a famous general from the Empire's almost entirely fictional history, the Francis Granger is a clear symbol of how much value the old Empire placed on appearances over substance. Though it looks impressive to peasants out on the parade ground with a fresh coat of paint, or rolling through a dissenter's house spraying gunfire in every direction, or firing shells roughly the size of a wolf at targets of the Empire's displeasure, the Francis Granger is, from a practical standpoint, a bad vehicle in every concievable way. Poorly thought out, poorly made, and poorly employed by generals chosen for their lineage and connections rather than any practical skill.

The problem starts with the powerplant, a hybrid methanol/gasoline engine that provides poor performance and acceleration, is prone to catching fire, and has been definitively linked to instances of blindness, organ failure, and death among vehicle crews (the asbestos lining of the engine compartment is also linked to cases of asbestosis and cancer among those same crews). On the other hand, fuel is cheap and plentiful, and the powerplant is surprisingly reliable in Ramsay's arctic and subarctic environmment, at least once it is running. Operating manuals recommend starting a small fire at the bottom of the engine compartment to warm up fuel lines and other components prior to activation if the vehicle has not been started in some time. They also helpfully suggest a thorough inspection of the compartment first to ensure none of the fuel or coolant (also methanol based) lines have degraded and begun leaking, for the sake of preventing further damage to military hardware. Historically, Generals have heavily punished both those crews who burn fuel "unnecessarily" by leaving their tanks idling outside of combat, as well as those unable to bring their vehicles to full operation quickly. From the perspective of the Generals, the nightmarish bureacracy of the old empire made it much easier to requisition a replacement for a tank destroyed by an engine fire than to justify "excessive" fuel expenditures.

The main gun doesn't help. Though reasonably powerful and extremely intimidating, the large bore gun and its autoloader occupy an extremely small turret, the top hatch of which provides the only means of ingress and egress. When loading, the autoloader swings into place into the back half of the turret, actually blocking the hatch completely. As often as not, the crew of a damaged or disabled vehicle will find themselves trapped inside until they can be freed by either cutting through or completely removing the turret, and commanders who wish a clearer view of the field of the battlefield might find it necessary to ride out an entire engagement exposed, as hunkering too far down in the hatch or ducking back into the vehicle between shots is an excellent way to find themselves being autoloaded with the next round. Compared to the problems with the main gun, the three secondary heavy machine guns are practically a dream to operate.

Through a casual disregard for practically every safe labor practice, the Ramsay Empire managed to assemble thousands of Francis Granger tanks, organized into divisions composed of ninety tanks and two thousand conscript infantrymen. The ongoing civil war has resulted in the destruction of most of these vehicles, however several factories on Ramsay continue production, fueling the continuing fighting. The Francis Granger is not found anywhere else in known space. A common "space story" suggests that Quickcell briefly considered liscensing the vehicle, but found it failed to meet their quality control requirements, though even this is more likely a myth.

The sole variant of the Francis Granger gives up half its main gun ammunition to make room for a compartment theoretically capable of transporting up to ten men. Passengers describe the experience of riding in one of these transports as "hellish". Troopers are packed arm to arm with no room to sit or move, heat and fumes are often overwhelming, and the compartment places them directly facing the remainder of the main gun ammunition and the automatic feed system, meaning any serious failure is often fatal. Loose shells can crush a soldier, a misplaced hand or arm could be torn off by the autoloader, and of course an explosion means instant death. The only saving grace is, unlike the crew, the aft hatch (widended from the one originally used to load ammunition) is readily accessible.

Design Quirks: Poor Workmanship, Poor Performance, Fragile Fuel Tank



Francis Granger Battle Tank
IS experimental
25 tons 
BV: 338
Cost: 279,688 C-bills

Movement: 3/5 (Tracked)
Engine: 75 ICE

Internal: 15
Armor: 64
                     Internal    Armor
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Front                       3       18
Right                       3       12
Left                        3       12
Rear                        3       10
Turret                      3       12

Weapon                         Loc  Heat
----------------------------------------
Heavy Rifle                     TU     4
Machine Gun                     FR     0
Machine Gun                     RS     0
Machine Gun                     LS     0

Ammo                           Loc Shots
----------------------------------------
Heavy Rifle Ammo                BD     6
Heavy Rifle Ammo                BD     6
Half Machine Gun Ammo           BD   100
Good news is the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show an immediate latency of 44.6 years. So if you're thirty or over you're laughing. Worst case scenario you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you've forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face.

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Re: Francis Granger Battletank. Bet you wish you had a Scorpion...
« Reply #1 on: 01 September 2017, 01:06:48 »
Leman Russ? ;)
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Re: Francis Granger Battletank. Bet you wish you had a Scorpion...
« Reply #2 on: 01 September 2017, 01:12:45 »
Leman Russ? ;)

Yep. I expect this is more or less how it would be described in a universe that has actual safety regulations.  ;D
Good news is the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show an immediate latency of 44.6 years. So if you're thirty or over you're laughing. Worst case scenario you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you've forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face.

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Re: Francis Granger Battletank. Bet you wish you had a Scorpion...
« Reply #3 on: 01 September 2017, 01:38:45 »
For those who don't have my sense of humor, here's a more "faithful" version based on the stats I found on the Lexicanum Wiki. With extra guns because, seriously, I had a lot of tonnage to use.



Neman Ross Battletank
IS experimental
60 tons 
BV: 874
Cost: 1,084,000 C-bills

Movement: 2/3 (Tracked)
Engine: 120 ICE

Internal: 30
Armor: 248
                     Internal    Armor
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Front                       6       55
Right                       6       50
Left                        6       50
Rear                        6       37
Turret                      6       56

Weapon                         Loc  Heat
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AC/10                           TU     3
Machine Gun (ST)                RS     0
Machine Gun (ST)                LS     0
Medium Laser                    FR     3
Machine Gun (ST)                RS     0
Machine Gun (ST)                LS     0

Ammo                           Loc Shots
----------------------------------------
AC/10 Ammo                      BD    10
AC/10 Ammo                      BD    10
AC/10 Ammo                      BD    10
AC/10 Ammo                      BD    10
Machine Gun Ammo                BD   200

Equipment                      Loc
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Sponson Turret                  RS
Sponson Turret                  LS
Communications Equipment (1 ton)  BD
Good news is the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show an immediate latency of 44.6 years. So if you're thirty or over you're laughing. Worst case scenario you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you've forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face.

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Re: Francis Granger Battletank. Bet you wish you had a Scorpion...
« Reply #4 on: 01 September 2017, 01:43:31 »
The W40K ones are too big, the Epic ones are too small ... I'm disappointed!

But then I want the 'multi-melta' versions with Heavy Vehicular Flamers in the sponsons ;)
* No, FASA wasn't big on errata - ColBosch
* The Housebook series is from the 80's and is the foundation of Btech, the 80's heart wrapped in heavy metal that beats to this day - Sigma
* To sum it up: FASAnomics: By Cthulhu, for Cthulhu - Moonsword
* Because Battletech is a conspiracy by Habsburg & Bourbon pretenders - MadCapellan
* The Hellbringer is cool, either way. It's not cool because it's bad, it's cool because it's bad with balls - Nightsky
* It was a glorious time for people who felt that we didn't have enough Marauder variants - HABeas2, re "Empires Aflame"

 

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