The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed

[PurpleDragon]

yeah, but today is tomorrow's yesterday. 

[The Mighty ACHOO]

That is soooooooooo last week.......... ;D

[Wrangler]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom[Suddenly a suspectiously modified Delorien pulls up, with blue furry Wombat.  The driver side door swing upward with Wombat lifting his BlueRay sunglass with pair of Achoo's underwear in the other with a pilers for safety reasons]

Guess when i borrowed one these?

[As quickly as he came, swings the door down and zips off with bang and leaving a flaming tire trail inside the The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar's main hall.]

[The Mighty ACHOO]

If Wombat wants my used underwear ................ that's Wombat's problem, not mine.   8)

[The Mighty ACHOO]

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[BirdofPrey]

That's enough achoo
how do I turn you off?

[Wrangler]

It involes dropping a Wombat down his trousers i believe.

[PurpleDragon]

No! no.   He said OFF.  Turn him off. 

[The Mighty ACHOO]

 :P

[The Mighty ACHOO]

Off, On, whatever. Sheesh! Everybody is a critic. It's not as if I was actually singing that song. THEN you would have a good reason to be complaining.



Not about the song, about my atrocious singing.

[wolfgar]

Why not Both?

i have no regrets, Edit: except that the damn image didn't cooperate

[BirdofPrey]

Why not Zoidberg?

[The Mighty ACHOO]

Why Not Zoidberg?

[The Mighty ACHOO]

Why not Zoidberg?

[The Mighty ACHOO]

Why not Zoidberg??

[The Mighty ACHOO]

Again, Why not Zoidberg??

[The Mighty ACHOO]

Again with the "Why not Zoidberg" already!

[Wrangler]

He's gone crazy, get the nets quickly!

*A bunch of white uniformed ferrets rush into the scene and throw big net over Achoo! Then they drag him off to the Funny Farm so he work on his act.*

[The Mighty ACHOO]

About 30 seconds later the bunch of ferrets in white uniforms get dragged across the scene being dragged by Achoo, who just happens to be driving a big Harley motorcycle. Less than a minute later the ferrets run across the scene wearing white storm trooper uniforms being chased by a screaming Achoo, shooting a blaster pistol at the running ferrets. About a minute a hysterically giggling, mostly naked Achoo wearing little more than some soap bubbles and a toothy smile, chased by three times as many ferrets wearing white speedos waving scrub brushes. About a minute later ten times as many ferrets, wearing white nurse uniforms run screaming across the scene being chased by Achoo holding an absolutely huge needle and syringe. Less than a minute later Achoo zooms across the scene riding a jetbike, followed by more than one hundred ferrets crashing a lot trying to ride their own jetbikes, leaving a trail of burning wrecked jetbikes and twitchng ferrets calling for their momma's.

At this point Achoo sneaks back into the club through the front door, sits down into the director's chair and yells "CUT!" That's a wrap! If anybody needs a Doctor, Why not Zoidberg?

[BirdofPrey]

Cut?  CUT!?
but my Spartan Laser was almost done charging

[The Mighty ACHOO]

You need to get a better power system. You completely missed your scene and forgot your lines as well.

[BirdofPrey]

That was not my fault.

This director is terrible.  Where'd you even find him, Sharknado 5?

[The Mighty ACHOO]

Nope. But I highly recommended myself to myself because I am AWESOME!  >:D

[Wrangler]

Nope. But I highly recommended myself to myself because I am AWESOME!  >:D

You have 3 PPCs and small laser?

[PurpleDragon]

That depends on which model he is. 

[The Mighty ACHOO]

One fine day as I was a-walkin' down the street
Spied a beggar man with rags upon his feet
Took a penny from my pocket
In his tin cup I did drop it
I heard him say as I made my retreat


May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
May an elephant caress you with his toes
May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose


The laundry man is really on his toes
Found a hundred-dollar bill among my clothes
When he called me I came a-runnin'
Gave him back his dime for phonin'
I heard him sayin' as I turned to go


May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
May an elephant caress you with his toes
May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose


I was way behind one day to catch the train
Taxi driver said "We'll make it just the same"
The speed cop made it with us
And as he wrote out the ticket
I stood by politely a-waitin' for my change


May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
May an elephant caress you with his toes
May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose

[PurpleDragon]

Achoo

Bless you

Thanks

... is bored. 

[The Mighty ACHOO]

Wow! You went from semi-excited to bored in about 5 seconds! O0

[The Mighty ACHOO]

Time to hose the place down again!

[PurpleDragon]

Well, if you wouldn't sneeze everywhere it wouldn't need it.   Wait, that's a double negative.  let me think about how to re-word that...