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The Mighty ACHOO

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #90 on: 02 May 2017, 20:57:41 »
Incentive?

Wal*Mart?

What the hell is that?
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MoparMessiah

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #91 on: 02 May 2017, 23:05:59 »
Employee motivation!

You never heard of it, have you?
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #92 on: 05 May 2017, 00:38:10 »
Nope.
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #93 on: 06 May 2017, 08:24:22 »
One of the original guys that I played CBT with went off to be a Manager at Wallyworld.  He started off with it being the greatest place ever.  A few years in he was like you. 
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #94 on: 06 May 2017, 12:01:10 »
Let me try something.
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #95 on: 07 May 2017, 06:02:18 »
Quote from: Clangador on 06 May 2017, 12:01:10
Let me try something.

I hope not Yoga.  The last time you put on yoga pants it wasn't pretty
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #96 on: 07 May 2017, 12:21:56 »
So noted.  [blank]
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #97 on: 07 May 2017, 19:48:26 »
How shall we celebrate the upcoming high mass?
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #98 on: 07 May 2017, 23:13:42 »
Quote from: MoparMessiah on 07 May 2017, 19:48:26
How shall we celebrate the upcoming high mass?

I suggest a Jupiter-sized anvil be shot at Earth.
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #99 on: 08 May 2017, 00:21:22 »
That will be hard to cast, plus it's own mass could kill us
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #100 on: 08 May 2017, 21:42:41 »
Well, it falls on my one fixed day off this time so I guess I actually get drunk to survive, er, to celebrate this one.
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #101 on: 08 May 2017, 23:13:39 »
Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 May 2017, 21:42:41
Well, it falls on my one fixed day off this time so I guess I actually get drunk to survive, er, to celebrate this one.


Wait a tick, you have fixed days off?
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #102 on: 09 May 2017, 07:14:39 »
Quote from: Clangador on 08 May 2017, 23:13:39


Wait a tick, you have fixed days off?

February 29th
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #103 on: 09 May 2017, 22:45:26 »
Tuesdays only. And I had to fight to get that so I could have a day where I could schedule medical appontments.
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #104 on: 09 May 2017, 22:58:30 »
Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 May 2017, 22:45:26
Tuesdays only. And I had to fight to get that so I could have a day where I could schedule medical appontments.

***Clang renames every day of the week Tuesday. ***

There you go.
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #105 on: 10 May 2017, 23:36:26 »
You can rename it all you want but Wal*Mart doesn't care.



Well, they care about money so if there was money in it for them they might care, but otherwise no they don't.
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #106 on: 11 May 2017, 16:49:55 »
Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 May 2017, 23:36:26
You can rename it all you want but Wal*Mart doesn't care.



Well, they care about money so if there was money in it for them they might care, but otherwise no they don't.

There Fracking bastanges
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #107 on: 14 May 2017, 11:22:14 »
Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 May 2017, 22:45:26
Tuesdays only. And I had to fight to get that so I could have a day where I could schedule medical appontments.

So many things I could say here, but I am going to pass.

Instead ...

Hope you get your health in order.  As you know, getting old sucks. 
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #108 on: 14 May 2017, 15:30:17 »
We all know Walmart is bad on many levels. Not how I would run things if I was in charge. Better to make the world a better place than suck more.
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #109 on: 15 May 2017, 19:14:34 »
I try avoid the place like the plague
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #110 on: 16 May 2017, 15:04:11 »
To be honest if there was money in it you could probably buy the plague from there.  }:)
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #111 on: 16 May 2017, 16:48:19 »
Lil Debbie Plague Mini Cakes?
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #112 on: 17 May 2017, 00:06:26 »
Quote from: MoparMessiah on 16 May 2017, 16:48:19
Lil Debbie Plague Mini Cakes?

I think I accidentally ate one of those in Texas in 1985. I'm just now getting the taste out of my nose hairs.
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #113 on: 17 May 2017, 14:05:11 »
Quote from: Clangador on 17 May 2017, 00:06:26
I think I accidentally ate one of those in Texas in 1985. I'm just now getting the taste out of my nose hairs.

That might just be the smell of Texas
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #114 on: 17 May 2017, 23:59:50 »
Quote from: MoparMessiah on 17 May 2017, 14:05:11
That might just be the smell of Texas

The state or old battleship?
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #115 on: 18 May 2017, 12:22:51 »
Quote from: Clangador on 17 May 2017, 23:59:50
The state or old battleship?

Where did you eat the cake?
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #116 on: 19 May 2017, 16:03:48 »
Quote from: MoparMessiah on 18 May 2017, 12:22:51
Where did you eat the cake?

Urinal cakes?
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #117 on: 19 May 2017, 23:40:32 »
That is a bad habit. Wombat has it, so it must be bad!
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #118 on: 21 May 2017, 01:49:36 »
To bad habits are equal to one good habit.
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #119 on: 21 May 2017, 22:24:35 »
Did Mopar give you his bad spelling ap?   ;)
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