Author Topic: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!  (Read 133331 times)

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and thus making everything and everyone <dramatic pause> very tasty
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Achoo... the third pink meat!

Now for something stupid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gENjTs8VskQ

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Who says that I don't? I just cannot get to it right now because I, and everyone else in the lair, are buried under popcorn.
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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We should get the Ferrets to eat us out of here.  Least no one won't go hungry.
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Is it buttered popcorn?

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Hot, buttery and fresh from the dimension of popcorn.  8)
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I'd feel bad for anyone living there if there was only popcorn there to begin with....

Power of nuclear fire of the billion suns cooking & popping popcorn from a mysterious source with oceans of hot butter.

*crunches on some popcorn*
Cosmically delicious.
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OMG.  Achooo  did you trip over the power wires again???  Whole thing had lights out for at least week!  ::)
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"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
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We even lost cable TV and the internet connection! Can't be my fault, I paid all of the bills.
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*Glances at recently arrive Master Charge "Achoo Edition" credit card bill.*

I think your friend, Mr. Wombat may have spent your money from your account before the payments were made...
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I swear it was 2 weeks.

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Almost.  :'(
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It felt like an Eternity, being homeless is what it felt like to me.
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In a way, it was.  :'(
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Well, you don't need worry about it Achoo. The Lair has nice big fat warranty / insurance plan.  That's why it's modular now!  Though a underground cave decked out with parts of DropShip's interior suspiciously stolen may perhaps be questionable.
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Nothing was "suspiciously stolen". We flat out salvaged it from all of the dropships that have been crashed in the CBT threads. And there is a LOT of those. As well as some warships.
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Isn't that how Wombat flew off with last lair?  ???
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Wombat flew off with the dropship that later crashed into the old lair. I still maintain that it committed suicide.
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The lair, the Wombat or the dropship? 

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All three? Though Wombat obviously failed.
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The Wombat never fails, just his actions are misinterpreted

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Technically, Wombat's dropship didn't crash.  One of those fancy Republic Dropships got shot down by the Wombat and it became the last lair we had.  Then Achoo was stuck in the plumbing when the Ferret's union didn't do their job fully.
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When does a Union do a full job?


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When does a Union do a full job?

When they strip your Mopar garage of its parts!

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When they strip your Mopar garage of its parts!

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So never  8)

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but why are those Ferrets giggling and using small 1980s Dodge Rampage to drive off with your stuff?
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but why are those Ferrets giggling and using small 1980s Dodge Rampage to drive off with your stuff?

Come on.  You know that's a dream.  There are no running 80 Rampages on the face of the earth

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Come on.  You know that's a dream.  There are no running 80 Rampages on the face of the earth
Were not exactly on Earth.  Remember? *points to the 3 moons rising over the horizon.*
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Were not exactly on Earth.  Remember? *points to the 3 moons rising over the horizon.*

Now you want me to believe that Rampages run in outer space?


 

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