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High Mass
« on: 23 January 2016, 06:32:46 »
It's January 23rd. Yes, that's right the 23rd of EVERY month is High Mass of the Church of the Alpha-Omega Bomb.

Launch the anvils!
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #1 on: 25 January 2016, 02:36:53 »

How well that's just fnording great...
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #2 on: 27 January 2016, 01:24:55 »
Sorry, I didn't need any more mass. My butt is already too massive.... ::)
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #3 on: 04 March 2016, 10:13:52 »
Sorry, I didn't need any more mass. My butt is already too massive.... ::)

It's fine for moon gravity.
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #4 on: 04 March 2016, 10:46:13 »
And it's a full moon!  ;D
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #5 on: 19 March 2016, 18:48:37 »
Charlton Heston has approved this post

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #6 on: 20 March 2016, 22:50:27 »
But not this one.  8)
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #7 on: 24 March 2016, 15:22:50 »
Well, it's the day after yet another High Mass. I was working. How high did you get your mass?
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #8 on: 25 March 2016, 16:37:50 »
High enough to get the job done

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #9 on: 06 April 2016, 01:45:49 »
I think I lost a nose hair.  :(
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #10 on: 06 April 2016, 10:56:12 »
I think I lost a nose hair.  :(

No it's part of your comb-over

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #11 on: 06 April 2016, 12:42:39 »
Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!  :o
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #12 on: 07 April 2016, 13:21:45 »
Trump's got nothing on Clang

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #13 on: 07 April 2016, 19:11:14 »
Again, Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Ick! Ick! Ick! Ick!
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #14 on: 08 April 2016, 01:15:07 »
He also braids his ear hair

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #15 on: 18 April 2016, 21:24:43 »
...................Is he a Hobbit or something?
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #16 on: 26 April 2016, 10:43:12 »
Well......................I got my mass as high as I could. Took me a couple of days to recover.  >:D
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #17 on: 02 May 2016, 00:41:19 »
...................Is he a Hobbit or something?

More of a dwarf

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #18 on: 22 May 2016, 21:59:31 »
Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem. WHACK! 

Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem. WHACK!

Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem. WHACK!

Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem. WHACK!

Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem. WHACK!

Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem. WHACK!
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #19 on: 23 May 2016, 13:50:03 »
Bring out your dead!

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #20 on: 24 May 2016, 10:56:58 »
"This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies!"  O:-)
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #21 on: 26 May 2016, 12:58:53 »
One of the greatest Python skits ever  ;D

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #22 on: 28 May 2016, 09:56:30 »
It was pretty awesome.  O0
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #23 on: 07 June 2016, 15:29:42 »
Happy to report that Clang is sweating his balls off in Tacoma

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #24 on: 08 June 2016, 22:17:42 »
I thought it was his ass he needed to sweat off............... :P
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #25 on: 22 June 2016, 07:03:33 »
Don't know why we keep worrying about getting our mass high.....it's not as if Clang is showing up any more.
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #26 on: 18 July 2016, 11:14:52 »
He's playing Pokemon Go

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #27 on: 18 July 2016, 22:17:58 »
Good for him. As long as he bothers to pay attention to what is going on around him it means he is getting exercise.
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #28 on: 20 July 2016, 11:42:39 »
Clang pay attention?  We must be talking about someone else.

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #29 on: 20 July 2016, 20:29:42 »
Point.



It's getting close to the time to shake your mass as high as you can.
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