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Re: High Mass
« Reply #120 on: 22 May 2017, 00:36:16 »
Did Mopar give you his bad spelling ap?   ;)

Maybe. That will teach me to post while on a Chocolat milk Xanax bender.
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #121 on: 22 May 2017, 11:36:06 »
Ohhhhhh. I prefer a Smirnoff Ice bender myself.
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #122 on: 22 May 2017, 23:27:31 »
It's almost the 23rd! Remember to get your mass uut of bed, get it up as high as you can and twerk it like you mean it!   ;D
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #123 on: 24 May 2017, 00:29:02 »
It's almost the 23rd! Remember to get your mass uut of bed, get it up as high as you can and twerk it like you mean it!   ;D

Ugh I spent 10.5 hours at work today not to mention 2+ hours of commute. I'm not sure I have any energy left for twerking tonight. Can I just manage the launching of the anvils into the stratosphere while enjoying a chilled glass of Soylent Green.
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #124 on: 24 May 2017, 14:39:30 »
It's almost the 23rd! Remember to get your mass uut of bed, get it up as high as you can and twerk it like you mean it!   ;D

uut?  Who's running the MM spelling ap now?

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #125 on: 25 May 2017, 01:19:28 »
uut?  Who's running the MM spelling ap now?

***Clang points to the mutated cockroach with the superbrain in the corner.***
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #126 on: 29 May 2017, 03:36:08 »
Ten Utt! Spell Checker.....offline! Crap.
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #127 on: 29 May 2017, 16:24:09 »
Spell Checker = Good

Auto Correct = Evil

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #128 on: 30 May 2017, 22:21:56 »
Auto correct = sometimes utterly hilarious!
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #129 on: 31 May 2017, 01:24:07 »
Auto correct = sometimes utterly hilarious!

well that's all good until it costs you your job

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« Reply #130 on: 31 May 2017, 14:16:27 »
If autocorrect cost you your job you need a different job anyway.
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« Reply #131 on: 02 June 2017, 01:06:38 »
If autocorrect cost you your job you need a different job anyway.

What if your job is designing an autocorrect?
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #132 on: 05 June 2017, 10:26:45 »
What if your job is designing an autocorrect?

Yeah you don't want that messing with your code

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #133 on: 05 June 2017, 23:50:51 »
Hey, as long as it isn't an auto-politically correct it's all good baby!
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #134 on: 05 June 2017, 23:54:39 »

I've heard autoerotic corrects are all the thing in China these days.
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #135 on: 06 June 2017, 14:27:27 »
I've heard autoerotic corrects are all the thing in China these days.

This I know nothing about.

The country has cleaned up a lot over the past 10 years

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« Reply #136 on: 07 June 2017, 01:02:27 »
This I know nothing about.

The country has cleaned up a lot over the past 10 years

Well with all our money over there they can afford it.
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #137 on: 07 June 2017, 02:11:21 »
I miss my money!   :'(
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #138 on: 07 June 2017, 17:51:21 »
I miss my money!   :'(

Was it green?  I think I have some

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #139 on: 07 June 2017, 20:45:10 »
I don't know. It was moving away so fast I think it red shifted to kinds purple.......
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #140 on: 08 June 2017, 13:31:15 »
Ohhh.  Fast money

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #141 on: 09 June 2017, 00:18:51 »
Well, fastly moving away money......
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #142 on: 09 June 2017, 00:51:46 »
I had some money until I went broke on eyebrow treatments.
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #143 on: 11 June 2017, 20:10:50 »
I had some money until I went broke on eyebrow treatments.

That Brazilian waxing will get you every time. 

I told you to go with the much cheaper Chilean waxing, but would you listen?  No!

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #144 on: 12 June 2017, 23:15:34 »
That Brazilian waxing will get you every time. 

I told you to go with the much cheaper Chilean waxing, but would you listen?  No!

Chilean waxing quality has declined since March 1959 when Rita retired.  I just don't trust it anymore.  :-\

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #145 on: 13 June 2017, 09:14:33 »
Chilean waxing quality has declined since March 1959 when Rita retired.  I just don't trust it anymore.  :-\

You were not around in 1959!

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #146 on: 22 June 2017, 00:04:53 »
...................I was   :(
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« Reply #147 on: 23 June 2017, 01:13:03 »
...................I was   :(

Neither were you, but I heard about it from Achoo.
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #148 on: 23 June 2017, 01:15:41 »
To clear this up, MM wasn't around in '59 either. Achoo was around and very much almost alive.
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #149 on: 23 June 2017, 15:47:27 »
Today is the 23rd and thus High Mass so launch their anvils into suborbit and await their return for today is High Mass!
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