So I got silly.
I think the humor near the end should be pretty clear.
Hollywood is attempting to quite literally be a true meta meme.
Anyway...
Saifo SIF-2O
Saifo SIF-2O
Mass: 60 tons
Tech Base: Mixed
Chassis Config: Biped Omnimech
Rules Level: Experimental Tech
Era: Clan Invasion
Tech Rating/Era Availability: E/X-X-E-A
Production Year: 3070
Cost: 15,684,000 C-Bills
Battle Value: 871
Chassis: Unknown Standard
Power Plant: Unknown 360 Fusion XL Engine
Walking Speed: 64.8 km/h (54.0 km/h)
Maximum Speed: 97.2 km/h (86.4 km/h)
Jump Jets: Unknown
Jump Capacity: 0 meters
Armor: Unknown Ferro-Fibrous
Armament:
15.0 tons of pod space.
Manufacturer: Unknown
Primary Factory: Unknown
Communications System: Unknown
Targeting and Tracking System: Unknown
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Equipment Type Rating Mass
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Internal Structure: Standard 99 points 6.00
Engine: XL Engine 360 16.50
Walking MP: 6 (5)
Running MP: 9 (8)
Jumping MP: 0
Heat Sinks: (IS) Double Heat Sink 14(28) 4.00
Gyro: Standard 4.00
Cockpit: Standard 3.00
Actuators: L: SH+UA R: SH+UA
Armor: Ferro-Fibrous AV - 201 11.50
Armor Locations: 4 LT, 4 RT, 3 LA, 3 RA
Internal Armor
Structure Factor
Head 3 9
Center Torso 20 30
Center Torso (rear) 10
L/R Torso 14 20
L/R Torso (rear) 8
L/R Arm 10 20
L/R Leg 14 28
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Loadout Name: Prime Cost: 17,615,200
Tech Rating/Era Availability: X/X-X-X-A BV2: 1,872
Equipment Type Rating Mass
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Jumping MP: 5 (Standard)
Jump Jet Locations: 1 CT, 2 LL, 2 RL 5.00
Actuators: L: SH+UA+LA+H R: SH+UA+LA+H
Equipment Location Heat Critical Mass
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(IS) ER Medium Laser CT 5 1 1.00
(IS) Light PPC LT 5 2 3.00
(CL) Targeting Computer LT - 2 2.00
(CL) Improved Heavy Large Laser RA 18 3 4.00
Free Critical Slots: 14
BattleForce Statistics
MV S (+0) M (+2) L (+4) E (+6) Wt. Ov Armor: 7 Points: 19
5j 3 3 1 0 3 0 Structure: 3
Special Abilities: OMNI, ENE, SRCH, ES, SEAL, SOA
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Loadout Name: Alpha Cost: 17,825,200
Tech Rating/Era Availability: X/X-X-X-A BV2: 1,835
Equipment Type Rating Mass
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Jumping MP: 5 (Standard)
Jump Jet Locations: 1 CT, 2 LL, 2 RL 5.00
CASE II Locations: 1 LT 1.00
Actuators: L: SH+UA+LA+H R: SH+UA+LA+H
Equipment Location Heat Critical Mass
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(CL) Targeting Computer HD - 1 1.00
(IS) ER Medium Laser LT 5 1 1.00
(CL) Streak SRM-4 LT 3 1 2.00
(CL) Improved Heavy Large Laser RA 18 3 4.00
@Streak SRM-4 (25) LT - 1 1.00
Free Critical Slots: 14
BattleForce Statistics
MV S (+0) M (+2) L (+4) E (+6) Wt. Ov Armor: 7 Points: 18
5j 4 4 0 0 3 0 Structure: 3
Special Abilities: OMNI, CASEII, SRCH, ES, SEAL, SOA
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Loadout Name: Charlie Cost: 16,564,000
Tech Rating/Era Availability: E/X-X-E-A BV2: 1,416
Equipment Type Rating Mass
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Actuators: L: SH+UA R: SH+UA
Equipment Location Heat Critical Mass
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(IS) Medium Laser CT 3 1 1.00
(IS) PPC RA 10 3 7.00
(IS) PPC LA 10 3 7.00
Free Critical Slots: 24
BattleForce Statistics
MV S (+0) M (+2) L (+4) E (+6) Wt. Ov Armor: 7 Points: 14
5 2 3 2 0 3 0 Structure: 3
Special Abilities: OMNI, ENE, SRCH, ES, SEAL, SOA
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Loadout Name: Charlie2 Cost: 16,964,000
Tech Rating/Era Availability: E/X-X-E-A BV2: 1,561
Equipment Type Rating Mass
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Actuators: L: SH+UA R: SH+UA
Equipment Location Heat Critical Mass
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(IS) Medium Laser CT 3 1 1.00
(IS) ER PPC RA 15 3 7.00
(IS) ER PPC LA 15 3 7.00
Free Critical Slots: 24
BattleForce Statistics
MV S (+0) M (+2) L (+4) E (+6) Wt. Ov Armor: 7 Points: 16
5 3 3 2 0 3 0 Structure: 3
Special Abilities: OMNI, ENE, SRCH, ES, SEAL, SOA
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Loadout Name: Charlie3 Cost: 17,044,000
Tech Rating/Era Availability: E/X-X-E-A BV2: 1,583
Equipment Type Rating Mass
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Actuators: L: SH+UA R: SH+UA
Equipment Location Heat Critical Mass
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(IS) ER Medium Laser CT 5 1 1.00
(IS) ER PPC RA 15 3 7.00
(IS) ER PPC LA 15 3 7.00
Free Critical Slots: 24
BattleForce Statistics
MV S (+0) M (+2) L (+4) E (+6) Wt. Ov Armor: 7 Points: 16
5 3 3 2 0 3 0 Structure: 3
Special Abilities: OMNI, ENE, SRCH, ES, SEAL, SOA
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Loadout Name: Delta Cost: 17,454,000
Tech Rating/Era Availability: X/X-X-X-A BV2: 1,517
Equipment Type Rating Mass
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Jumping MP: 5 (Standard)
Jump Jet Locations: 1 CT, 2 LL, 2 RL 5.00
CASE II Locations: 1 LA 1.00
Actuators: L: SH+UA R: SH+UA
Equipment Location Heat Critical Mass
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(CL) Targeting Computer HD - 1 1.00
(IS) ER Medium Laser RT 5 1 1.00
(IS) ER Medium Laser LT 5 1 1.00
(IS) Light PPC RA 5 2 3.00
(CL) Streak SRM-4 LA 3 1 2.00
@Streak SRM-4 (25) LA - 1 1.00
Free Critical Slots: 18
BattleForce Statistics
MV S (+0) M (+2) L (+4) E (+6) Wt. Ov Armor: 7 Points: 15
5j 3 3 1 0 3 0 Structure: 3
Special Abilities: OMNI, CASEII, SRCH, ES, SEAL, SOA
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Loadout Name: Echo Cost: 16,689,600
Tech Rating/Era Availability: E/X-X-F-A BV2: 1,123
Equipment Type Rating Mass
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CASE II Locations: 1 RT 1.00
Actuators: L: SH+UA+LA+H R: SH+UA
Equipment Location Heat Critical Mass
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2 (IS) Medium Lasers CT 6 2 2.00
(IS) Medium Laser LT 3 1 1.00
Thumper Artillery Cannon RA 5 7 10.00
@Thumper Cannon (20) RT - 1 1.00
Free Critical Slots: 17
BattleForce Statistics
MV S (+0) M (+2) L (+4) E (+6) Wt. Ov Armor: 7 Points: 11
5 2 2 0 0 3 0 Structure: 3
Special Abilities: OMNI, ARTTC, CASEII, SRCH, ES, SEAL, SOA
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Loadout Name: Echo2 Cost: 16,929,600
Tech Rating/Era Availability: E/X-X-F-A BV2: 1,189
Equipment Type Rating Mass
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CASE II Locations: 1 RT 1.00
Actuators: L: SH+UA+LA+H R: SH+UA
Equipment Location Heat Critical Mass
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2 (IS) ER Medium Lasers CT 10 2 2.00
(IS) ER Medium Laser LT 5 1 1.00
Thumper Artillery Cannon RA 5 7 10.00
@Thumper Cannon (20) RT - 1 1.00
Free Critical Slots: 17
BattleForce Statistics
MV S (+0) M (+2) L (+4) E (+6) Wt. Ov Armor: 7 Points: 12
5 2 2 0 0 3 0 Structure: 3
Special Abilities: OMNI, ARTTC, CASEII, SRCH, ES, SEAL, SOA
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Loadout Name: Foxtrot Cost: 17,334,000
Tech Rating/Era Availability: E/X-X-F-A BV2: 1,451
Equipment Type Rating Mass
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Jumping MP: 5 (Standard)
Jump Jet Locations: 1 CT, 2 LL, 2 RL 5.00
CASE II Locations: 1 LA 1.00
Actuators: L: SH+UA R: SH+UA
Equipment Location Heat Critical Mass
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(CL) Targeting Computer HD - 1 1.00
(IS) ER Medium Laser RT 5 1 1.00
(IS) ER Medium Laser LT 5 1 1.00
(IS) Light PPC RA 5 2 3.00
(IS) LRM-5 LA 2 1 2.00
@LRM-5 (24) LA - 1 1.00
Free Critical Slots: 18
BattleForce Statistics
MV S (+0) M (+2) L (+4) E (+6) Wt. Ov Armor: 7 Points: 15
5j 2 2 1 0 3 0 Structure: 3
Special Abilities: OMNI, CASEII, SRCH, ES, SEAL, SOA
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Loadout Name: Golf Cost: 17,234,000
Tech Rating/Era Availability: E/X-X-F-A BV2: 1,382
Equipment Type Rating Mass
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Jumping MP: 5 (Standard)
Jump Jet Locations: 1 CT, 2 LL, 2 RL 5.00
CASE II Locations: 1 LA 1.00
Actuators: L: SH+UA R: SH+UA
Equipment Location Heat Critical Mass
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(IS) Medium Laser HD 3 1 1.00
(IS) Medium Laser RT 3 1 1.00
(IS) Medium Laser LT 3 1 1.00
(IS) Light PPC RA 5 2 3.00
(IS) LRM-5 LA 2 1 2.00
@LRM-5 (24) LA - 1 1.00
Free Critical Slots: 18
BattleForce Statistics
MV S (+0) M (+2) L (+4) E (+6) Wt. Ov Armor: 7 Points: 14
5j 3 3 1 0 3 0 Structure: 3
Special Abilities: OMNI, CASEII, SRCH, ES, SEAL, SOA
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Loadout Name: Golf2 Cost: 17,474,000
Tech Rating/Era Availability: E/X-X-F-A BV2: 1,466
Equipment Type Rating Mass
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Jumping MP: 5 (Standard)
Jump Jet Locations: 1 CT, 2 LL, 2 RL 5.00
CASE II Locations: 1 LA 1.00
Actuators: L: SH+UA R: SH+UA
Equipment Location Heat Critical Mass
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(IS) ER Medium Laser HD 5 1 1.00
(IS) ER Medium Laser RT 5 1 1.00
(IS) ER Medium Laser LT 5 1 1.00
(IS) Light PPC RA 5 2 3.00
(IS) LRM-5 LA 2 1 2.00
@LRM-5 (24) LA - 1 1.00
Free Critical Slots: 18
BattleForce Statistics
MV S (+0) M (+2) L (+4) E (+6) Wt. Ov Armor: 7 Points: 15
5j 3 3 1 0 3 0 Structure: 3
Special Abilities: OMNI, CASEII, SRCH, ES, SEAL, SOA
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Loadout Name: Hollywood Cost: 17,064,200
Tech Rating/Era Availability: X/X-X-X-A BV2: 1,337
Equipment Type Rating Mass
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Jumping MP: 6 (Standard)
Jump Jet Locations: 1 LT, 1 RT, 2 LL, 2 RL 6.00
Actuators: L: SH+UA+LA+H R: SH+UA+LA+H
Equipment Location Heat Critical Mass
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(CL) Targeting Computer HD - 1 1.00
(IS) Light PPC CT 5 2 3.00
(CL) ER Small Laser RT 2 1 0.50
(CL) ER Small Laser LT 2 1 0.50
2 ER Flamers RA 8 2 2.00
2 ER Flamers LA 8 2 2.00
Free Critical Slots: 12
BattleForce Statistics
MV S (+0) M (+2) L (+4) E (+6) Wt. Ov Armor: 7 Points: 13
5/6j 3 3 1 0 3 0 Structure: 3
Special Abilities: OMNI, ENE, HT1, SRCH, ES, SEAL, SOA
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Loadout Name: Indio Cost: 17,735,200
Tech Rating/Era Availability: E/X-X-F-A BV2: 1,230
Equipment Type Rating Mass
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Actuators: L: SH+UA+LA+H R: SH+UA+LA+H
Equipment Location Heat Critical Mass
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(CL) Targeting Computer HD - 1 1.00
(IS) Light PPC LT 5 2 3.00
Large Vibroblade RA - 4 7.00
Medium Shield LA - 5 4.00
Free Critical Slots: 15
BattleForce Statistics
MV S (+0) M (+2) L (+4) E (+6) Wt. Ov Armor: 7 Points: 12
5 1 1 1 0 3 0 Structure: 3
Special Abilities: OMNI, MEL, SHLD, ENE, SRCH, ES, SEAL, SOA
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Loadout Name: Jumanji Cost: 16,760,600
Tech Rating/Era Availability: X/X-X-X-A BV2: 1,131
Equipment Type Rating Mass
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Jumping MP: 5 (Standard)
Jump Jet Locations: 1 CT, 1 LT, 1 RT, 1 LL, 1 RL 5.00
Actuators: L: SH+UA+LA+H R: SH+UA+LA+H
Equipment Location Heat Critical Mass
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Spikes HD - 1 0.50
Spikes CT - 1 0.50
Spikes RT - 1 0.50
(CL) ER Small Laser RT 2 1 0.50
Spikes LT - 1 0.50
(CL) ER Small Laser LT 2 1 0.50
Spikes RA - 1 0.50
Small Vibroblade RA - 1 3.00
Spikes LA - 1 0.50
Small Shield LA - 3 2.00
Spikes RL - 1 0.50
Spikes LL - 1 0.50
Free Critical Slots: 8
BattleForce Statistics
MV S (+0) M (+2) L (+4) E (+6) Wt. Ov Armor: 7 Points: 11
5j 1 1 0 0 3 0 Structure: 3
Special Abilities: OMNI, MEL, SHLD, ENE, SRCH, ES, SEAL, SOA
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Loadout Name: Kilo Cost: 17,015,200
Tech Rating/Era Availability: X/X-X-X-A BV2: 1,454
Equipment Type Rating Mass
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CASE II Locations: 1 LT 0.50
Actuators: L: SH+UA+LA+H R: SH+UA+LA+H
Equipment Location Heat Critical Mass
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(CL) Targeting Computer HD - 1 1.00
(IS) Light PPC CT 5 2 3.00
2 (CL) Machine Guns RT 0 2 0.50
2 (CL) ER Small Lasers RT 4 2 1.00
2 (CL) Machine Guns LT 0 2 0.50
Small Vibroblade RA - 1 3.00
2 (CL) ER Small Lasers RA 4 2 1.00
Medium Shield LA - 5 4.00
@MG (1/2) (100) LT - 1 0.50
Free Critical Slots: 8
BattleForce Statistics
MV S (+0) M (+2) L (+4) E (+6) Wt. Ov Armor: 7 Points: 15
5 4 3 1 0 3 0 Structure: 3
Special Abilities: OMNI, MEL, SHLD, CASEII, SRCH, ES, SEAL, SOA
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Loadout Name: Lima Cost: 17,249,600
Tech Rating/Era Availability: X/X-X-X-A BV2: 1,557
Equipment Type Rating Mass
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Jumping MP: 5 (Standard)
Jump Jet Locations: 1 CT, 2 LL, 2 RL 5.00
CASE II Locations: 1 LA 1.00
Actuators: L: SH+UA R: SH+UA+LA+H
Equipment Location Heat Critical Mass
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(CL) Targeting Computer HD - 1 1.00
(IS) Medium Laser RT 3 1 1.00
(IS) Medium Laser LT 3 1 1.00
3 (IS) Medium Lasers RA 9 3 3.00
(CL) Streak SRM-4 LA 3 1 2.00
@Streak SRM-4 (25) LA - 1 1.00
Free Critical Slots: 15
BattleForce Statistics
MV S (+0) M (+2) L (+4) E (+6) Wt. Ov Armor: 7 Points: 16
5j 4 4 0 0 3 0 Structure: 3
Special Abilities: OMNI, CASEII, SRCH, ES, SEAL, SOA
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Loadout Name: Mike Cost: 18,551,700
Tech Rating/Era Availability: X/X-X-X-A BV2: 1,637
Equipment Type Rating Mass
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Jumping MP: 6 (Standard)
Jump Jet Locations: 1 LT, 1 RT, 2 LL, 2 RL 6.00
Actuators: L: SH+UA+LA+H R: SH+UA+LA+H
Equipment Location Heat Critical Mass
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(CL) Laser Anti-Missile System HD 5 1 1.00
(IS) Light PPC CT 5 2 3.00
ECM Suite RT 0 1 1.00
(CL) ER Medium Laser RT 5 1 1.00
(CL) ER Small Laser RT 2 1 0.50
Active Probe LT 0 1 1.00
(CL) ER Medium Laser LT 5 1 1.00
Light TAG LT 0 1 0.50
Free Critical Slots: 12
BattleForce Statistics
MV S (+0) M (+2) L (+4) E (+6) Wt. Ov Armor: 7 Points: 16
5/6j 3 3 1 0 3 0 Structure: 3
Special Abilities: OMNI, PRB, RCN, ECM, AMS, LTAG, ENE, SRCH, ES, SEAL, SOA