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Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« on: 11 November 2014, 22:48:53 »
Who Falcons harder than any Falcon has ever Falconed in the history of Falconing? We'll never know, because the scientists were writing the history books! Time to redefine what makes a Falcon!
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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #1 on: 11 November 2014, 23:38:13 »
I find this thread title acceptable.

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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #2 on: 12 November 2014, 00:34:21 »
My sig approves of this title
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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #3 on: 12 November 2014, 01:12:04 »
Man. Malvina is falconing as hard as she can.

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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #4 on: 12 November 2014, 01:15:52 »
I AM JADE FALCON!
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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #5 on: 12 November 2014, 01:29:02 »
...and now I know what Noritomo Helmer looks like. I will ignore all other art, that one is too perfect. ;D
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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #6 on: 12 November 2014, 01:58:19 »
Y'know, I'm trying to think of a place where Brian Blessed would fit better, and aside from being the BEST LYRAN GENERAL EVER, I can't think of a better faction for him off hand.  Let's face it, the Falcons are pretty hammy.
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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #7 on: 12 November 2014, 03:03:05 »
This, is Jade Falcon


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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #8 on: 12 November 2014, 03:49:05 »
This, is Jade Falcon



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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #9 on: 12 November 2014, 06:22:38 »
you must be making Hazen turn in her grave !
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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #10 on: 12 November 2014, 07:02:20 »
There would be a double entendre here, but Falcons are birds.

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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #11 on: 12 November 2014, 07:39:57 »
I AM JADE FALCON!

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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #13 on: 12 November 2014, 23:48:56 »
Taking Pryde in Falconing to the max.  ^-^ 

Because Falconing Pryde is simply not asked for or explained. 

 

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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #14 on: 12 November 2014, 23:53:59 »
For the record, and on the advice of a trusted friend, I've decided to associate my Falcon persona with the Buhallin Bloodname. No bloodnamed character yet, unlike my Anson "Unreasoning" Furey Smoke Jaguar, or Troll Cage of the Ice Hellions ...

Although the discovery that the Helmer bloodline is descended from Brian Blessed almost swayed me ... ;)
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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #15 on: 13 November 2014, 12:19:48 »
Buhallin has a fine pedigree, though the former DA loremaster caused more than a few problems.  She paid the ultimate price though.
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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #16 on: 13 November 2014, 13:37:42 »
Just checking in to see how things are going. We're going to need a pelt over the mantle, BTW. Wolf, Coyote, either will do.
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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #17 on: 13 November 2014, 13:42:44 »
Just checking in to see how things are going. We're going to need a pelt over the mantle, BTW. Wolf, Coyote, either will do.

Grab one of those Imperial Wolves... I hear they have fine pelts.
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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #18 on: 13 November 2014, 18:41:19 »
For the record, and on the advice of a trusted friend, I've decided to associate my Falcon persona with the Buhallin Bloodname. No bloodnamed character yet, unlike my Anson "Unreasoning" Furey Smoke Jaguar, or Troll Cage of the Ice Hellions ...

Trying to pry the names from us, ehhh?  Well, I failed my check vs Troll Cage, so I feel compelled to share this:

Kilgore Pershaw. 

The name says it all, plus a bunch more for the back side of a record sheet.  But it's not as pun-ishing as Troll Cage.

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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #19 on: 13 November 2014, 19:42:52 »
This is only Thread II? Yes, harder falconing is necessary.
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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #20 on: 13 November 2014, 20:01:55 »
I just checked google for some kind of Jade Falcon pony mash up and all I could find is a humanized Fluttershy threatening a green turkey with a clever.  A search for a Jade Falcon transformers mash up was equally unsuccessful.  Maybe more so since I didn't even find a picture of bumblebee threatening a green lazerbeak with a cleaver.

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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #21 on: 14 November 2014, 00:30:19 »
This, is Jade Falcon





Fixed that for you.

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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #22 on: 14 November 2014, 00:44:41 »
Thank you for the fix !  O0 as it should be
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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #23 on: 14 November 2014, 10:20:21 »
Custom Jade Falcon dice I had made during my MWDA days.

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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #24 on: 14 November 2014, 11:39:06 »
I always wondered what the policy was for posting customized items.  I have a JF travel coffee mug that has thus far confused my coworkers.
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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #25 on: 14 November 2014, 11:43:34 »
I always wondered what the policy was for posting customized items.  I have a JF travel coffee mug that has thus far confused my coworkers.

I don't see why it would be any different than posting custom minis.   I didn't pay for them and I sure as heck ain't selling them.
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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #26 on: 14 November 2014, 20:55:33 »
I'm...honestly not sure. I'd ask an admin like Worktroll or God and Davion first, to be sure.
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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #27 on: 14 November 2014, 21:13:09 »
This, is Jade Falcon



Seems pretty amusing until you realize that, due to the efforts of Jade Falcon scientists, they're actually 40' tall and carnivorous.   O0
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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #28 on: 14 November 2014, 21:20:11 »
Seems pretty amusing until you realize that, due to the efforts of Jade Falcon scientists, they're actually 40' tall and carnivorous.   O0

Who SAYS the Falcon Scientist Caste sucks post-WoR?   :D
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Re: Clan Jade Falcon Thread II: Falcon Harder. I SAID HARDER!
« Reply #29 on: 15 November 2014, 06:09:22 »


Fixed that for you.

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