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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #540 on: 05 August 2016, 08:24:28 »
Wrangler, the subtext on that last needs some TLC
I was referring to a how guy's have abs they refer to as Six-packs, whiich another name for SRM6s.  #P
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #541 on: 05 August 2016, 10:45:23 »
When on Caph, remember be leery of the World famous Dinosaurs.
Their hungry!

Info Dump: Caph fluff from older house books is precisely one of the source of the origins why 'Mechs exist in the first place! Read Star League source book, page 171.

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"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #542 on: 05 August 2016, 11:07:38 »
Okay, one more than I'm done.  I hope you folks do find this funny.  I'll stop if it's not. My sense of humor isn't as good through the internet i guess.
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #543 on: 05 August 2016, 11:19:09 »
I fibbed, this one is funnier.  I don't claim to have done the photo shopping, bravo to whom did it!

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #544 on: 05 August 2016, 13:28:24 »
I fibbed, this one is funnier.  I don't claim to have done the photo shopping, bravo to whom did it!


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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #545 on: 05 August 2016, 16:15:19 »
I was referring to a how guy's have abs they refer to as Six-packs, whiich another name for SRM6s.  #P
Whoops sorry, not subtext, subtitle

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #546 on: 05 August 2016, 16:19:29 »
Whoops sorry, not subtext, subtitle
Ack, i'll fix it when i get to computer that has the image.
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #547 on: 05 August 2016, 17:46:50 »


You Jump In, but you don't Jump Out.
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #548 on: 05 August 2016, 18:24:09 »
Won't someone think of the children?
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #549 on: 05 August 2016, 20:26:55 »


Hmm, maybe I should have read the small print. "Leading cause of death since 2439."
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #550 on: 06 August 2016, 13:10:45 »
Wrangler's avatar got me chuckling.

Well that explains the jam, you're using the wrong size shell  ;D :D
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #551 on: 06 August 2016, 13:26:51 »
Won't someone think of the children?

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #552 on: 07 August 2016, 18:42:12 »
Something strange happened during final battle for Terra during the Jihad...not sure what it was.
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #553 on: 07 August 2016, 19:10:32 »
Won't someone think of the children?



Think?  It's payback!

"Totally not a handheld 12XRL10 launcher. Totally."  :D

Well, this was totally thought of perhaps year ago. XD
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #554 on: 08 August 2016, 19:22:03 »
Never travel alone...
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"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #555 on: 09 August 2016, 01:58:49 »
That poor dog, the thunder will scare him shitless.
Shoot first, laugh later.

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #556 on: 09 August 2016, 18:35:15 »
Hmmm, maybe those Critter-TEK guys did some contract work.

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #557 on: 11 August 2016, 22:26:15 »
Classic, King of the hill and likely to survive a 46 hex fall to the bottom too. (Have witness to this..)
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #558 on: 11 August 2016, 22:59:10 »
Ahh, I need first flight off Bolan.  Price no Obejct.  I'll put on Captain-General's tab!
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #559 on: 12 August 2016, 18:31:04 »
Not everything can be played with Mechs...


NOTE: I did not make this picture, i praise the person who did!
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"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #560 on: 13 August 2016, 23:16:16 »
Not canon, but it was interesting never the less.
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #561 on: 14 August 2016, 12:24:34 »
Two version of same SAD Vindicator, please let me know which one is actually funnier (if at all)
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"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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« Reply #562 on: 14 August 2016, 14:11:17 »
Not canon, but it was interesting never the less.

Give it time.

One of the things I love about the direction of the game these days is the trend to canonize everything. Heck we mention the hedgehog in Canon now. Anything is possible! And if we get the Huntress, we get a *battle*mech with those goofy track units. That would be novel.
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« Reply #563 on: 14 August 2016, 19:30:00 »
Give it time.

One of the things I love about the direction of the game these days is the trend to canonize everything. Heck we mention the hedgehog in Canon now. Anything is possible! And if we get the Huntress, we get a *battle*mech with those goofy track units. That would be novel.
I vaguely remember the Hedgehog mentioned in the past, but i don't think it was a 3 legger.  Unless that was a thing back then...
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« Reply #564 on: 14 August 2016, 21:25:03 »
I vaguely remember the Hedgehog mentioned in the past, but i don't think it was a 3 legger.  Unless that was a thing back then...

Yup. Cannot recall the Title, but it was published in a Magazine way back when. I don't think it's one of the ones i have though...I think it's a weird one.
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #565 on: 15 August 2016, 07:12:45 »
*Astech looks at his bottle after waking up among his fellow tech and looks up*
wHAt the HeCk was I tHInkIng???

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« Reply #566 on: 15 August 2016, 09:48:11 »
*Astech looks at his bottle after waking up among his fellow tech and looks up*
wHAt the HeCk was were tHInkIng???

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #567 on: 17 August 2016, 22:01:14 »
Iron Men and Wooden Mechs... :-\ . o O (no, that not right...)
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #568 on: 18 August 2016, 23:28:47 »
Doesn't anyone else want post something amusing?  :-\



It's a lovely day to catch some rays.  Hopefully not the laser kind.
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #569 on: 20 August 2016, 21:19:14 »
I guess you need get bit closer,



EDIT: Poor excuse, but i was using small computer and didn't quite see the problem with the poster until must later.  Hopefully this will be better.
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