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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #630 on: 02 April 2017, 22:44:17 »
@truetanker - Thanks!  O0

Now for something completely different (done before thou).

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #631 on: 05 April 2017, 17:38:26 »
@truetanker - Thanks!  O0

Now for something completely different (done before thou).



This makes me very happy! 

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #632 on: 12 April 2017, 09:15:55 »


I don't think it's a landshark, but i won't let him in anyways.
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #633 on: 12 April 2017, 16:46:03 »
I'm so sorry.   I had to replicate this.

Didn't make this hilarious colorization, but i applaud who did.  :D



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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #634 on: 12 April 2017, 17:07:38 »
And this is why we need a like/+1 button...

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #635 on: 12 April 2017, 20:46:48 »
And this is why we need a like/+1 button...

I was just thinking that!!!
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #636 on: 12 April 2017, 21:30:48 »
Testing done the hardway.
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #637 on: 13 April 2017, 20:10:12 »
The Eagle has landed!
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #638 on: 23 April 2017, 01:02:42 »
"Hello, Comstar? Why was my service interrupted?? "

"Whaaat??! Orbital bombardment??!!?? Who's phone service did you guys decline?"
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #639 on: 01 May 2017, 12:25:07 »
I though that the previous poster was lacking something. Since i thought the sub-text i added worked better.

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #640 on: 14 May 2017, 09:07:25 »
Mercenary jobs have lots of variety!


I'm not sure who the artist was,  but they sure did a great job doing it.
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #641 on: 23 May 2017, 20:39:17 »
Clearly the cops are going to need call up the a swat team.



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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #642 on: 24 May 2017, 02:33:06 »
A couple of years ago I used the support vehicle rules to recreate my winning design from a Car Wars tournament. Let's put it this way: If Car Wars was the standard for civilian vehicles in CBT orbital bombardment would be the only solution! :D

(IIRC it had 3 LRRs, about 1 ton armor, and 6/9 move. At 3 tons...)

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #643 on: 24 May 2017, 20:28:38 »


I guess they bring their own beers to the party!
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #644 on: 27 May 2017, 12:27:40 »
A couple of years ago I used the support vehicle rules to recreate my winning design from a Car Wars tournament. Let's put it this way: If Car Wars was the standard for civilian vehicles in CBT orbital bombardment would be the only solution! :D

(IIRC it had 3 LRRs, about 1 ton armor, and 6/9 move. At 3 tons...)
You mean something like this?
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #645 on: 27 May 2017, 15:36:29 »
That's what 'Mator would look like if Cars did Cars IV:  Car Wars!

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #646 on: 31 May 2017, 07:27:33 »


Where i live, people like using traffic cones and various disposable objects (like plastic lawn chairs) to hold parking space in the dead of winter.  I figured a BattleMech would encourage people from taking your space... 8)
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #647 on: 01 June 2017, 19:50:00 »
Well, at least it wasn't dull...
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #648 on: 06 June 2017, 19:50:44 »


Surprise! Your on candid gun camera!
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #649 on: 08 June 2017, 11:24:01 »


When PPCs won't do, Punching can deliver a satisfying crunch.
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #650 on: 09 June 2017, 17:33:46 »
A Showdown I'm waiting to see!
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #651 on: 09 June 2017, 22:08:58 »
Just out of curiousity...what's the 'Mech on the left behind Stone? (I recognize all the others.)

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #652 on: 09 June 2017, 22:32:14 »
Just out of curiousity...what's the 'Mech on the left behind Stone? (I recognize all the others.)
I think it's Warwolf, but i'm not certain.
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #653 on: 10 June 2017, 00:16:16 »
I think it's Warwolf, but i'm not certain.

*Squinting* Hm, I think you're right.
Well...that just proves I need to read TROs 3145/3150 again. ;D

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #654 on: 12 June 2017, 22:08:52 »


At least rush hour put off for a bit!

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #655 on: 13 June 2017, 07:53:26 »
As posted originally on Cruiser article....If one can improve on this please do so!

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #656 on: 13 June 2017, 14:13:21 »
Ghost Bears: Cute and cuddly. Until you remember its a BLOODY BEAR!

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #657 on: 13 June 2017, 18:42:23 »
As posted originally on Cruiser article....If one can improve on this please do so!



I'd keep the Urbanmech warship thing, but say something like: When one brings five friends to a conflict, they become a Six Pack!

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #658 on: 13 June 2017, 19:39:39 »
I'd keep the Urbanmech warship thing, but say something like: When one brings five friends to a conflict, they become a Six Pack!

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #659 on: 17 June 2017, 00:23:01 »
I made this during the 2015 April Fool thing when they introduced the MWO's version of the UrbanMech.



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