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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #390 on: 19 October 2013, 00:58:21 »
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #391 on: 19 October 2013, 02:59:40 »
Since its been a while, i though I try do some funny.  Hopefully it is.
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #392 on: 19 October 2013, 03:01:44 »
No.2

Got love cook outs.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #393 on: 19 October 2013, 03:02:57 »
No.3
Never think you own the place when you first get transfer there.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #394 on: 27 October 2013, 09:39:02 »
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #395 on: 02 November 2013, 01:17:15 »
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #396 on: 02 November 2013, 14:06:47 »
We all know that Herb's Cats were really running the show for a while.
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #397 on: 02 November 2013, 16:40:24 »
We all know that Herb's Cats were really running the show for a while.

Of course they were.  They are cats.  They always run the show. ;)


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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #398 on: 02 November 2013, 22:01:52 »
Run! You'll notice it is a Polaris missile with claws staring at you thru the monitor.

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #399 on: 03 November 2013, 00:32:35 »
Of course they were.  They are cats.  They always run the show. ;)

Clan Nova Cat would like to have a word with you.
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #400 on: 03 November 2013, 00:48:58 »
Clan Nova Cat would like to have a word with you.

I do not think you understand the situation.  Clan Nova Cat was people pretending to be cats.  Then the real cats found out and you saw what happened to the clan.


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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #401 on: 03 November 2013, 00:54:36 »
I do not think you understand the situation.  Clan Nova Cat was people pretending to be cats.  Then the real cats found out and you saw what happened to the clan.

EVERYBODY wants to be a cat.
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #402 on: 03 November 2013, 01:16:14 »
EVERYBODY wants to be a cat.

Of course, but our feline overlords do not tolerate competition.


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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #404 on: 14 November 2013, 21:59:16 »
Not mine, but pretty funny though.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #405 on: 14 November 2013, 22:57:53 »
For nearly ten years I've been wondering why the Reseen Shadow Hawk looked so familiar.  Now I know.   

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #406 on: 14 November 2013, 23:17:10 »
For nearly ten years I've been wondering why the Reseen Shadow Hawk looked so familiar.  Now I know.

And knowing is half the battle!
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #407 on: 15 November 2013, 01:21:12 »
The other half is violence.  Which divides into 49% Red Lasers, 49% Blue Lasers, and 2% Explosions.
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #408 on: 15 November 2013, 09:14:07 »
For nearly ten years I've been wondering why the Reseen Shadow Hawk looked so familiar.  Now I know.

Take another look at the Cobra BattleMech as well, think trooper.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #409 on: 15 November 2013, 13:17:42 »
P-Hawk will always be Cobra Commander to me.
S-Hawk can be Serpentor.  :P
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #410 on: 15 November 2013, 20:41:09 »
P-Hawk will always be Cobra Commander to me.
S-Hawk can be Serpentor.  :P
Serpentor is a Cecerops. you just need to hook up speakers to play "this i command" every time it does something..

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #411 on: 16 November 2013, 16:42:42 »
Take another look at the Cobra BattleMech as well, think trooper.

Fanjoy painted one up as Destro years ago.  I have never forgotten.

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #412 on: 23 November 2013, 16:48:28 »
Here some old Battletech motivationals....not mine but fun!
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #413 on: 23 November 2013, 20:02:43 »
Those are both awesome. O0


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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #414 on: 28 December 2013, 19:58:08 »
another "not mine", but amusing never the less.  Hopefully, I can find something funny in my funny bone and come up something more original.

"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #415 on: 28 December 2013, 21:06:39 »
Got love those old MechWarrior games, when game punished you for all sort of tomfoolery.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #416 on: 29 December 2013, 13:44:54 »
Darn people and wanting a free ride.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #417 on: 23 January 2014, 21:20:53 »
People wonder why Nova Cats were hated by the Ghost Bears so much.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #418 on: 23 January 2014, 22:50:01 »
Party Crashers lol
I should make one up "BEEP BEEP Out of the way!"
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #419 on: 23 January 2014, 23:24:42 »
Party Crashers lol
I should make one up "BEEP BEEP Out of the way!"

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