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Bullshit, I responded. Now readers, believe it of not but there was once a time, long ago, when I cared for someone more than myself. It sucked, big time. I was constantly miserable. Ever since I told myself it was okay to care more about myself than anyone else, or even everyone else in the world, my life has been great.

I defined happiness then as simply security and self-acceptance. If you ate okay with who you are everything will be cool. Me, I like me a lot.

Isn't that evolution at work? If so, does that mean you've reached a new state of enlightenment?

Traecer Revenant · « **Reply #37 on:** 02 February 2011, 16:14:40 »

Quote from: Stormcrow on 02 February 2011, 12:23:03

as long as it's not subprimeloan

How about Post-Dated Check Loan? ;D

Caesar Steiner for Archon · « **Reply #38 on:** 02 February 2011, 16:44:34 »

Quote from: Traecer Revenant on 02 February 2011, 16:13:58

Isn't that evolution at work? If so, does that mean you've reached a new state of enlightenment?

I'm far beyond concepts like "morality" or "manners."

Caesar Steiner for Archon · « **Reply #39 on:** 05 February 2011, 03:55:36 »

So, I was thinking. You know what the first sign that the FedCom was doomed was? When Melissa took Hanse's name. Three other Archons have had hyphenated last names and they too almost destroyed the Commonwealth from within. The second she decided to use someone else's name? The whole arrangement was humped.

Stormcrow · « **Reply #40 on:** 05 February 2011, 09:53:59 »

Yep, should have just gone with Davion. Of course, it wouldn't have been her daughter that killed her in this cae, it would have been someone from the Brotherhood.

Traecer Revenant · « **Reply #41 on:** 05 February 2011, 15:06:24 »

Quote from: Caesar Steiner for Archon on 05 February 2011, 03:55:36

So, I was thinking. You know what the first sign that the FedCom was doomed was? When Melissa took Hanse's name. Three other Archons have had hyphenated last names and they too almost destroyed the Commonwealth from within. The second she decided to use someone else's name? The whole arrangement was humped.

You know, you could have noticed that sooner...it could have saved us about a half-century of trouble!

Caesar Steiner for Archon · « **Reply #42 on:** 05 February 2011, 15:18:53 »

Quote from: Traecer Revenant on 05 February 2011, 15:06:24

You know, you could have noticed that sooner...it could have saved us about a half-century of trouble!

It's been a long time since anyone competent enough to be able to put my advice to use was in power, amigo.

Caesar Steiner for Archon · « **Reply #43 on:** 07 February 2011, 16:39:47 »

I KNEW that football and pro wrestling would eventually intersect. I'm just mad it didn't happen by Roethlisberger having his team turn on him and destroy him with chair shots.

3rdCrucisLancers · « **Reply #44 on:** 07 February 2011, 16:40:29 »

Quote from: Caesar Steiner for Archon on 07 February 2011, 16:39:47

I KNEW that football and pro wrestling would eventually intersect. I'm just mad it didn't happen by Roethlisberger having his team turn on him and destroy him with chair shots.

Soon, soon.

deathfrombeyond · « **Reply #45 on:** 07 February 2011, 18:55:25 »

Quote from: Caesar Steiner for Archon on 07 February 2011, 16:39:47

I KNEW that football and pro wrestling would eventually intersect. I'm just mad it didn't happen by Roethlisberger having his team turn on him and destroy him with chair shots.

You mean the promos cut before the AFC divisional round didn't count?

LiaoFan · « **Reply #46 on:** 09 February 2011, 21:37:16 »

Quote from: Caesar Steiner for Archon on 07 February 2011, 16:39:47

I KNEW that football and pro wrestling would eventually intersect. I'm just mad it didn't happen by Roethlisberger having his team turn on him and destroy him with chair shots.

Where the hell was Vince McMahon when you came up with this?!? I'd watch the hell outta this, with a bucket of popcorn. Then the lights go out, you hear babies screaming, and when the lights come back up, the Raiders have surrounded him. They sweep him off to do God knows what, but the next time you see him, he has DEAD, DEAD EYES.

And hey, new Raider QB.

Course, then again, the Raiders could solve their owner problem similarly.

Also, just curious: what was Vash's first suggestion for my name?

3rdCrucisLancers · « **Reply #47 on:** 09 February 2011, 21:38:27 »

FurilloFan, natch.

deathfrombeyond · « **Reply #48 on:** 09 February 2011, 21:39:51 »

With "Nightward" being a close runner up.

Traecer Revenant · « **Reply #49 on:** 09 February 2011, 21:44:45 »

Quote from: Caesar Steiner for Archon on 07 February 2011, 16:39:47

I KNEW that football and pro wrestling would eventually intersect. I'm just mad it didn't happen by Roethlisberger having his team turn on him and destroy him with chair shots.

Wasn't that the XFL? Anything with a McMahon in it eventually becomes pro wrestling...including Senate races. ;D

Peacemaker · « **Reply #50 on:** 09 February 2011, 22:20:28 »

The XFL? 'Twas a truly noble experiment, albeit a failed one.

Traecer Revenant · « **Reply #51 on:** 09 February 2011, 22:29:11 »

Quote from: LiaoFan on 09 February 2011, 21:37:16

Where the hell was Vince McMahon when you came up with this?!?

He was remembering all the money he sank into the XFL 10 years ago #P

Caesar Steiner for Archon · « **Reply #52 on:** 09 February 2011, 23:13:51 »

Clay Matthews and Greg Jennings are on Smackdown on Friday, I hear.

deathfrombeyond · « **Reply #53 on:** 09 February 2011, 23:15:52 »

Quote from: Caesar Steiner for Archon on 09 February 2011, 23:13:51

Clay Matthews and Greg Jennings are on Smackdown on Friday, I hear.

Smackdown is still on the air?

Stormcrow · « **Reply #54 on:** 10 February 2011, 00:28:34 »

Yep, on SyFy, of all places. The folks at NBC/Universal deserved to be bought by Comcast when you make decisions like this.

LiaoFan · « **Reply #55 on:** 10 February 2011, 01:54:12 »

Quote from: Traecer Revenant on 09 February 2011, 22:29:11

He was remembering all the money he sank into the XFL 10 years ago #P

The difference there was that he basically tried to iron out all the NFL crap rules and play smashmouth football. I'd have gone exactly the way he did, but I'd have gone further:

1) Linebackers have full-body armor, and are armed with rubber truncheons.
2) Plotlines/angles outside of the games (leading to snap changes in management, star roster upheaval, and general ******, etc)
3) Players can be recruited at any time, but the deal has to be signed in the "Money Room", with the new deal being signed by a handshake. NO CONTRACTS.
4) The players choose to 'jump ship'. Franchises can't decide to trade.
5) Ironman, bitches. One team, up and back.

Caesar Steiner for Archon · « **Reply #56 on:** 10 February 2011, 02:30:56 »

The only way to switch teams is to rip off your jersey, revealing the new team jersey underneath, and destroy a former teammate.

In mid game.

Doug Glendower · « **Reply #57 on:** 10 February 2011, 12:03:28 »

I may have to watch wrestling tomorrow, then.

LiaoFan · « **Reply #58 on:** 10 February 2011, 12:14:31 »

Skip it. Vash and I write better angles than the WWE creative team does.

Caesar Steiner for Archon · « **Reply #59 on:** 10 February 2011, 12:29:15 »

Well, Clay Matthews is actually involved in the main event, so watch the last 20-30 minutes.