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(CAOB) HIGH MASS
« on: 23 January 2013, 10:43:02 »
It is the tradition (and law) of the (state-sponsored) Church of the Alpha-Omega Bomb that every 23rd day of the month shall be celebrated as HIGH MASS. A time when "we" launch very heavy (and holy) heavy objects which may or may not resemble anvils (maybe even from a Looney Tunes cartoon) into the air and pray for mass destruction upon impact.

So, happy HIGH MASS!

Perpare to launch the anvils and anything else that might be around including pianos (and maybe even the CHURCH pipe organ!)  O0




All characters in my games receive a +1 to all rolls today to the good luck this celebration imparts upon all who are subject to my whims!
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #1 on: 23 January 2013, 22:32:37 »
Can I just let loose with a very loud, wet, raunchy as hell fart to celebrate the day?
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #2 on: 23 January 2013, 23:21:07 »
Why not launch some cows, or a giant wooden badger?
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #3 on: 28 January 2013, 10:13:24 »

Sounds good guys, but we must wait until next High Mass!  O0
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #4 on: 05 February 2013, 21:33:46 »
18 days to go
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #5 on: 22 April 2013, 10:02:37 »
Quote from: MoparMessiah on 05 February 2013, 21:33:46
18 days to go

Plus or minus 28-31 days...
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #6 on: 22 April 2013, 20:13:20 »
We like to be exact
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #7 on: 23 April 2013, 08:41:35 »
Happy High Mass Everyone  O0
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #8 on: 23 April 2013, 11:49:48 »
*intrudes on the thread*
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #9 on: 23 April 2013, 19:45:02 »
How high do I have to move my mass?
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #10 on: 24 April 2013, 08:36:20 »
Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 April 2013, 19:45:02
How high do I have to move my mass?

I'm pretty sure you only have a two inch vertical  ;D
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #11 on: 24 April 2013, 09:55:48 »
That I can do!
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #12 on: 24 April 2013, 16:40:17 »
Quote from: MoparMessiah on 23 April 2013, 08:41:35
Happy High Mass Everyone  O0

WOOHOO!  O0

Oh carp am I late again?!?
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #13 on: 24 April 2013, 20:54:48 »
You are always late. And not even fashionably late. Really late. Which is really sad since you started this madness.
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #14 on: 24 April 2013, 21:42:27 »
Quote from: Clangador on 24 April 2013, 16:40:17
WOOHOO!  O0

Oh carp am I late again?!?

What does this have to do with fish?   ???
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #15 on: 25 April 2013, 09:33:26 »
Because carp is the holy fish of the COAB?  8)
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #16 on: 25 April 2013, 13:03:32 »
Well at least he moved on from lutefisk...
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #17 on: 27 April 2013, 12:47:27 »
just the thought of lutefisk is nasty
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #18 on: 07 May 2013, 19:03:31 »
Quote from: MoparMessiah on 27 April 2013, 12:47:27
just the thought of lutefisk is nasty

I prefer Ivars.
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #19 on: 10 May 2013, 21:03:20 »
A quick question folks! How high is your mass?  ^-^
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #20 on: 11 May 2013, 19:24:13 »
Oh about three and a half feet off the ground.....   but keep your hands off it.   ;)
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #21 on: 13 May 2013, 18:31:01 »
But I have heard that yours is an underwhelming mass, unless your are discussing the back of your front.  >:D
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #22 on: 14 May 2013, 11:47:29 »
Your sources must be suffering from mass envy... cause Dr. Lin's the only authority getting regular access to this mass factory.   ;)
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #23 on: 14 May 2013, 20:58:13 »
That's not what Mopar says!   ;D
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #24 on: 15 May 2013, 12:13:40 »
Just because I sent him to Spring Training to collect me a t-shirt doesn't mean he's getting those kind of perks in return..... shoot.... gotta throw in at least a meal at four star steak house..... 
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #25 on: 15 May 2013, 12:40:48 »
Gotta throw him a boner, er, bone?  O:-)
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #26 on: 22 May 2013, 18:14:39 »
OK folks, it time to prepare to get your mass as high as you possibly can!   8)


Except Spam. He can keep his mass inside of his can.  ::)
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #27 on: 23 May 2013, 21:59:22 »
Has Clang missed High Mass again? I was able to get my mass all of four feet off of the floor! (Higher if you count going upstairs!)
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Re: (CAOB) HIGH MASS
« Reply #28 on: 26 May 2013, 13:33:10 »
Quote from: sir_spamalot on 15 May 2013, 12:13:40
Just because I sent him to Spring Training to collect me a t-shirt doesn't mean he's getting those kind of perks in return..... shoot.... gotta throw in at least a meal at four star steak house.....

Someone has to go to Spring Training

You'd like the Rangers stadium there  O0
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« Reply #29 on: 27 May 2013, 00:19:13 »
Quote from: MoparMessiah on 26 May 2013, 13:33:10
Someone has to go to Spring Training

You'd like the Rangers stadium there  O0

I'm sure I would... Always wanted to go, but never have been able to afford the trip.
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