Author Topic: Awesgasmic: The CBT Rock Opera. (Read 86111 times)

Col. Chiang · « **Reply #30 on:** 27 January 2011, 22:59:22 »

"...I lost me cookie in the mosh pit! I lost me cookie in the sea of bodies..."

twycross · « **Reply #31 on:** 28 January 2011, 00:07:36 »

...Fed through the tube that sticks in me...Just like a wartime novelty...Tied to machines that make me be...Cut this life off from me...

Trajan Helmer · « **Reply #32 on:** 28 January 2011, 00:48:15 »

...The me that you know is made up of wires and even when I'm right with you, I'm so far away...

Col. Chiang · « **Reply #33 on:** 28 January 2011, 00:51:37 »

"...I had a dream, that humans were made by machines..."

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #34 on:** 28 January 2011, 01:50:15 »

I'm not a robot without emotions... Forget what you see...

Doug Glendower · « **Reply #35 on:** 28 January 2011, 03:48:29 »

don't stop believin'... hold on to that feelin'...

Top Sergeant · « **Reply #36 on:** 28 January 2011, 07:13:57 »

...when you reach the part where the heartaches come the hero would be me...

Wombat · « **Reply #37 on:** 28 January 2011, 07:55:02 »

[meanwhile Wombat is attempting to train seals to roll over and eat cheesecake.]

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #38 on:** 28 January 2011, 08:17:36 »

Wake up little suzie wake up...

Wombat · « **Reply #39 on:** 28 January 2011, 08:43:54 »

[Suzie appears to have been ran over by a cement mixer.]

scatcat · « **Reply #40 on:** 28 January 2011, 09:07:53 »

Get up, stand up... Stand up for your rights....

Wombat · « **Reply #41 on:** 28 January 2011, 09:17:07 »

[The Beastie Boys also get run over by a cement mixer...who could be driving it?]

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #42 on:** 28 January 2011, 10:23:09 »

Hey you get off of my cloud, don't hang around cause two's a crowd....

Trajan Helmer · « **Reply #43 on:** 28 January 2011, 11:21:11 »

...I know you want what's on my mind, I know you like what's on my mind, I know it eats you up inside...

Top Sergeant · « **Reply #44 on:** 28 January 2011, 11:25:18 »

...If you could read my mind love, what a tale my thoughts could tell....

scatcat · « **Reply #45 on:** 28 January 2011, 11:35:58 »

...you made me cry, you told me lies, but I can't stand to say goodbye....

Wombat · « **Reply #46 on:** 28 January 2011, 11:39:09 »

[Sadly Wombat cannot read, minds or otherwise.]

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #47 on:** 28 January 2011, 11:48:44 »

You say goodbye, I say hello.... hello... hello....

scatcat · « **Reply #48 on:** 28 January 2011, 11:58:38 »

...and I could tell it wouldn't be long 'till he was with me, yeah me....

Col. Chiang · « **Reply #49 on:** 28 January 2011, 12:59:57 »

"â€¦and the band played Waltzing Matildaâ€¦"

Wombat · « **Reply #50 on:** 28 January 2011, 13:06:58 »

[Begins playing an air guitar with nothing but paws and snot.]

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #51 on:** 28 January 2011, 20:26:09 »

and the singers name was Alice

scatcat · « **Reply #52 on:** 28 January 2011, 20:48:44 »

...All the young girls love Alice. Tender young Alice they say....

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #53 on:** 28 January 2011, 21:01:45 »

... she wrote a long letter on a short piece of paper ...

Top Sergeant · « **Reply #54 on:** 28 January 2011, 22:24:15 »

...and its only her love that keeps me wearing this dirt...

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #55 on:** 28 January 2011, 22:26:43 »

... cause loving you is a dirty job and I'm the man to do it ...

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #56 on:** 29 January 2011, 00:07:57 »

So take a letter maria, address it to my wife... Say I won't be coming home, gonna start a new life...

Wombat · « **Reply #57 on:** 29 January 2011, 01:16:35 »

Flim-flam.

Doug Glendower · « **Reply #58 on:** 29 January 2011, 01:51:02 »

day after day...

Top Sergeant · « **Reply #59 on:** 29 January 2011, 08:05:08 »

..lay lady lay...