Author Topic: The Crazy Hits Thread - Reborn! (Read 220640 times)

pfarland · « **Reply #180 on:** 28 September 2012, 08:19:50 »

Quote from: Deadborder on 28 September 2012, 04:40:47

Peasant Company #2 (Occupy Endo-Steel City)

LMAO!

CranstonSnord · « **Reply #181 on:** 30 September 2012, 13:12:53 »

Even worse than dying from one golden bb: dying from two

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Weapons fire for Archer ARC-2Rb (Princess)
    LRM 20 at Archer ARC-7S (Jeremy); needs 6, rolls 6 : 12 missile(s) hit (w/ +2 bonus).

        Archer ARC-7S (Jeremy) takes 5 damage to CT (critical). 23 Armor remaining.

         Critical hit on CT. Roll is 9; 1 location.
            CRITICAL HIT on Engine.

        Archer ARC-7S (Jeremy) takes 5 damage to LL. 14 Armor remaining.

        Archer ARC-7S (Jeremy) takes 2 damage to CT (critical). 21 Armor remaining.

         Critical hit on CT. Roll is 12; 3 locations.
            CRITICAL HIT on Engine.
            CRITICAL HIT on Engine.

*** Archer ARC-7S (Jeremy) DESTROYED by engine destruction! ***            CRITICAL HIT on Engine.

CranstonSnord · « **Reply #182 on:** 30 September 2012, 20:37:33 »

LOL, it's just not my day...

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Weapons fire for Guillotine GLT-6WB (Princess)
    LRM 15 at Tai-sho TSH-8S (Jeremy); needs 5, rolls 5 : 6 missile(s) hit.

        Tai-sho TSH-8S (Jeremy) takes 5 damage to RT. 15 Armor remaining.

        Tai-sho TSH-8S (Jeremy) takes 1 damage to CT (critical). 12 Armor remaining.

         Critical hit on CT. Roll is 11; 2 locations.
            CRITICAL HIT on Engine.
            CRITICAL HIT on Engine.

    Heavy PPC at Tai-sho TSH-8S (Jeremy); needs 7, rolls 7 : hits CT (critical)
        Tai-sho TSH-8S (Jeremy) takes 15 damage to CT (critical). Armor destroyed, 24 Internal Structure remaining
         Critical hit on CT. Roll is 8; 1 location.
            CRITICAL HIT on Engine.

*** Tai-sho TSH-8S (Jeremy) DESTROYED by engine destruction! ***
         Critical hit on CT. Roll is 4; no effect.

Obvious · « **Reply #183 on:** 02 October 2012, 20:13:39 »

Against the Bot campaign, Civilian Help event. One random officer + 4 civilian units vs 3 enemy mechs of the same weight as the officer's mech.

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Weapons fire for Flatbed Truck (LRM) (Civs)
    LRM 10 at Stalker STK-3F #2 (OA Rebels); needs 9, rolls 9 : 8 missile(s) hit.

        Stalker STK-3F #2 (OA Rebels) takes 5 damage to CT.
            Armor destroyed, 25 Internal Structure remaining
            Critical hit on CT. Roll is 11; 2 locations.
            CRITICAL HIT on Engine.
            CRITICAL HIT on Engine.

        Stalker STK-3F #2 (OA Rebels) takes 3 damage to CT.
22 Internal Structure remaining
            Critical hit on CT. Roll is 12; 3 locations.
            CRITICAL HIT on Standard Gyro.
            CRITICAL HIT on Engine.
*** Stalker STK-3F #2 (OA Rebels) DESTROYED by engine destruction! ***
            CRITICAL HIT on Standard Gyro.

pfarland · « **Reply #184 on:** 03 October 2012, 11:53:29 »

AtB Campaign, an officer duel. Turn 1

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Weapon Attack Phase
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Weapons fire for Banshee BNC-5S (ABC Company)
    ER PPC at Awesome AWS-9M (Legio Perdidi); needs 6, rolls 10 : - Direct Blow - hits (using Left Side table) LA
        Awesome AWS-9M (Legio Perdidi) takes 11 damage to LA.
            15 Armor remaining.

    Gauss Rifle at Awesome AWS-9M (Legio Perdidi); needs 6, rolls 6 : - Glancing Blow - hits (using Left Side table) LA
        Awesome AWS-9M (Legio Perdidi) takes 7 damage to LA.
            8 Armor remaining.

    Medium Laser at Awesome AWS-9M (Legio Perdidi); needs 8, rolls 3 : misses.

    SRM 6 at Awesome AWS-9M (Legio Perdidi); needs 8, rolls 7 : misses.

    Medium Laser at Awesome AWS-9M (Legio Perdidi); needs 8, rolls 7 : misses.

Weapons fire for Awesome AWS-9M (Legio Perdidi)
    ER PPC at Banshee BNC-5S (ABC Company); needs 5, rolls 10 : - Direct Blow - hits RT
        Banshee BNC-5S (ABC Company) takes 11 damage to RT.
            19 Armor remaining.

    ER PPC at Banshee BNC-5S (ABC Company); needs 5, rolls 4 : misses.

    ER PPC at Banshee BNC-5S (ABC Company); needs 5, rolls 11 : - Direct Blow - hits HD
        Banshee BNC-5S (ABC Company) takes 12 damage to HD.
            Armor destroyed, SECTION DESTROYED,
*** Banshee BNC-5S (ABC Company) DESTROYED by damage! ***

        Pilot of Banshee BNC-5S (ABC Company) "Susan Paulson" takes 5 damage.
Pilot of Banshee BNC-5S (ABC Company) "Susan Paulson" needs a 3 to stay conscious. Rolls 10 : successful!

Pilot of Banshee BNC-5S (ABC Company) "Susan Paulson" needs a 5 to stay conscious. Rolls 7 : successful!

Pilot of Banshee BNC-5S (ABC Company) "Susan Paulson" needs a 7 to stay conscious. Rolls 6 : blacks out.
        >Banshee BNC-5S (ABC Company) suffers catastrophic damage, but the autoeject system was engaged.

Banshee BNC-5S (ABC Company) must make a piloting skill check (landing in clear terrain).
    Needs 9 [5 (ejecting) + 3 (pilot unconscious) + 1 (automatic ejection) + 2 (Head Internal Structure Damage) - 2 (landing in clear terrain)], rolls 6 : fails.
        Pilot of MechWarrior Susan Paulson (ABC Company) "Susan Paulson" takes 1 damage.*** MechWarrior Susan Paulson (ABC Company) DESTROYED by pilot death! ***
            Critical hit on HD. Roll is (9+4) = 13; 3 locations.
            CRITICAL HIT on Sensors.
            CRITICAL HIT on Life Support.
            CRITICAL HIT on Sensors.

    Streak SRM 2 at Banshee BNC-5S (ABC Company); needs 8, rolls 7 : fails to achieve lock.
    Streak SRM 2 at Banshee BNC-5S (ABC Company); needs 8, rolls 8 : - Glancing Blow - 2 missile(s) hit.

        Banshee BNC-5S (ABC Company) takes 2 damage to LL.
            24 Armor remaining.

        Banshee BNC-5S (ABC Company) takes 2 damage to LL.
            22 Armor remaining.

McSlayer · « **Reply #185 on:** 14 October 2012, 02:10:42 »

OK, this one I couldn't resist posting!

Never had anything this funny before happen:

Physical attacks for Wasp WSP-1A (Ragnarok)
Brush Off Aerie PA(L) #2 (McMaster) with Left Arm; needs 9, rolls 5 : misses.
Wasp WSP-1A (Ragnarok) punches itself in the HD Wasp WSP-1A (Ragnarok) takes 2 damage to HD.
Armor destroyed, 2 Internal Structure remaining
Critical hit on HD. Roll is 9; 1 location.
CRITICAL HIT on Standard Cockpit.

*** Wasp WSP-1A (Ragnarok) DESTROYED by pilot death! ***

Aerie PA(L) #2 (McMaster) ends its swarm attack.
Aerie PA(L) #2 (McMaster) is dislodged and suffers 2d6 damage.
Aerie PA(L) #2 (McMaster) takes 2 damage to Trooper 2.
Armor destroyed, TROOPER KILLED,

Latro · « **Reply #186 on:** 14 October 2012, 11:44:52 »

Nominatdd to best of CrazyHits!

Holy crap! I just fell out of my chair i was laughing so hard! How is that even possible??

pfarland · « **Reply #187 on:** 14 October 2012, 12:26:22 »

I'll second that nomination! That is just too good!

Hersh67 · « **Reply #188 on:** 14 October 2012, 19:35:13 »

Who'd have thunk it? Death by facepalm??? ^tm

Sabelkatten · « **Reply #189 on:** 28 October 2012, 15:39:29 »

Can't top that... :o

All I managed was to get my poor BA killed very, very, very permanently!

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Weapons fire for Corona Battle Armor (SRM) (Princess)
    Heavy Recoilless Rifle at Sabretooth omni Prime (cat); needs 9, rolls 10 : 4 troopers hit

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 3 damage to Trooper 2.
 TROOPER KILLED,
*** Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) DESTROYED by damage! ***

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 3 damage to Trooper 1.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 3 damage to Trooper 1.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 3 damage to Trooper 1.

    SRM 5 at Sabretooth omni Prime (cat); needs 9, rolls 10 : 25 missile(s) hit.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 2 damage to Trooper 1.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 2 damage to Trooper 1.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 2 damage to Trooper 1.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 2 damage to Trooper 1.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 2 damage to Trooper 1.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 2 damage to Trooper 1.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 2 damage to Trooper 1.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 2 damage to Trooper 1.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 2 damage to Trooper 1.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 2 damage to Trooper 1.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 2 damage to Trooper 1.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 2 damage to Trooper 1.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 2 damage to Trooper 1.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 2 damage to Trooper 1.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 2 damage to Trooper 1.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 2 damage to Trooper 1.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 2 damage to Trooper 1.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 2 damage to Trooper 1.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 2 damage to Trooper 1.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 2 damage to Trooper 1.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 2 damage to Trooper 1.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 2 damage to Trooper 1.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 2 damage to Trooper 1.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 2 damage to Trooper 1.

        Sabretooth omni Prime (cat) takes 2 damage to Trooper 1.

At the start of the firing phase the last BA in the squad had 0 armor left. It took 62 points of damage. All that's left is a smoking boot - without the boot! #P

Kopfjager · « **Reply #190 on:** 04 November 2012, 01:06:21 »

Didn't happen to me, but was a live witness of this happening:

One Stackpole-chain results in 5 dead mechs, 2 dead vees, and 2 immobilized vees! :D

Weapons fire for Saracen Medium Hover Tank (MRM) ID:15 (5th Ghost Regiment)
MRM 20 at Nightsky NGS-6S ID:2 (10th Lyran Guards); needs 6, rolls 10 : 16 missile(s) hit.
Nightsky NGS-6S ID:2 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to LT.
SECTION DESTROYED,
3 damage transfers to CT.
Critical hit on LT. Roll is 9; 1 location.
CRITICAL HIT on Engine.
*** Nightsky NGS-6S ID:2 (10th Lyran Guards) DESTROYED by engine destruction! ***
Nightsky NGS-6S ID:2 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 3 damage to CT.
4 Internal Structure remaining
Critical hit on CT. Roll is 8; 1 location.
CRITICAL HIT on Engine.
Nightsky NGS-6S ID:2 (10th Lyran Guards) has taken 4 engine hits this phase.
Checking for engine explosion on 10, roll is 10.
***The safety systems on the engine fail catastrophically resulting in a cascading engine failure!
Start Secondary Damage Report.
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:1 (10th Lyran Guards) is hit for 30 damage!
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:1 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to RA.
5 damage transfers to RT.
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:1 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to RT.
5 Internal Structure remaining
Critical hit on RT. Roll is 5; no effect.
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:1 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to LL.
11 Armor remaining.
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:1 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to CT.
5 Armor remaining.
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:1 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to RA.
5 damage transfers to RT.
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:1 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to RT.
SECTION DESTROYED,
Critical hit on RT. Roll is 9; 1 location.
CRITICAL HIT on Engine.
*** Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:1 (10th Lyran Guards) DESTROYED by engine destruction! ***
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:1 (10th Lyran Guards) has taken 5 engine hits this phase.
Checking for engine explosion on 10, roll is 11.
***The safety systems on the engine fail catastrophically resulting in a cascading engine failure!
Start Secondary Damage Report.
Nightsky NGS-6S ID:2 (10th Lyran Guards) is hit for 35 damage!
Nightsky NGS-6S ID:2 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to CT.
Nightsky NGS-6S ID:2 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to RA.
5 damage transfers to RT.
Nightsky NGS-6S ID:2 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to RT.
Armor destroyed, 9 Internal Structure remaining
Critical hit on RT. Roll is 7; no effect.
Nightsky NGS-6S ID:2 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to LL.
8 Armor remaining.
Nightsky NGS-6S ID:2 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to RT.
4 Internal Structure remaining
Critical hit on RT. Roll is 6; no effect.
Nightsky NGS-6S ID:2 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to RT.
SECTION DESTROYED,
1 damage transfers to CT.
Critical hit on RT. Roll is 7; no effect.
Nightsky NGS-6S ID:2 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 1 damage to CT.
Nightsky NGS-6S ID:2 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to RT.
5 damage transfers to CT.
Nightsky NGS-6S ID:2 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to CT.
Nightsky NGS-6S ID:2 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to RA.
5 damage transfers to RT.
Nightsky NGS-6S ID:2 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to RT.
5 damage transfers to CT.
Nightsky NGS-6S ID:2 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to CT.
Spector SPR-ST ID:3 (10th Lyran Guards) is hit for 8 damage!
Spector SPR-ST ID:3 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to LL.
11 Armor remaining.
Spector SPR-ST ID:3 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 3 damage to LT.
7 Armor remaining.
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:5 (10th Lyran Guards) is hit for 17 damage!
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:5 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to LA.
Armor destroyed, 5 Internal Structure remaining
Critical hit on LA. Roll is 9; 1 location.
CRITICAL HIT on Shoulder.
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:5 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to RL.
5 damage transfers to RTR.
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:5 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to RTR.
Armor destroyed, 11 Internal Structure remaining
Critical hit on RT. Roll is 8; 1 location.
CRITICAL HIT on Ultra AC/20 Ammo (5).
*** Ultra AC/20 Ammo EXPLODES! 100 DAMAGE! *** Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:5 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 100 damage to RT.
SECTION DESTROYED,
LIMB BLOWN OFF Right Arm blown off.
89 damage transfers to CT.
Critical hit on RT. Roll is 5; no effect.
*** Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:5 (10th Lyran Guards) DESTROYED by engine destruction! ***
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:5 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 89 damage to CT.
SECTION DESTROYED,
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:5 (10th Lyran Guards) has taken 8 engine hits this phase.
Checking for engine explosion on 10, roll is 7.
Engine safety systems remain in place.
Critical hit on CT. Roll is 7; no effect.
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:5 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to RA.
5 damage transfers to RTR.
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:5 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to RTR.
5 damage transfers to CTR.
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:5 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to CTR.
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:5 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 2 damage to LTR.
2 Armor remaining.
Chimera CMA-C ID:9 (5th Ghost Regiment) is hit for 17 damage!
Chimera CMA-C ID:9 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to RL.
Armor destroyed, 8 Internal Structure remaining
Critical hit on RL. Roll is 9; 1 location.
CRITICAL HIT on Upper Leg.
Chimera CMA-C ID:9 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to CT.
9 Armor remaining.
Chimera CMA-C ID:9 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to HD.
Armor destroyed, 2 Internal Structure remaining
Critical hit on HD. Roll is 5; no effect.
Pilot of Chimera CMA-C ID:9 (5th Ghost Regiment) "Chu-i Emiko "Ouka" Yasuhiro" takes 1 damage.
Pilot of Chimera CMA-C ID:9 (5th Ghost Regiment) "Chu-i Emiko "Ouka" Yasuhiro" needs a 5 to stay conscious. Rolls 7 : successful!
Chimera CMA-C ID:9 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 2 damage to LA.
4 Internal Structure remaining
Critical hit on LA. Roll is 6; no effect.
Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) is hit for 35 damage!
Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LTR.
0 Armor remaining.
Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to RL.
4 Internal Structure remaining
Critical hit on RL. Roll is 4; no effect.
Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LTR.
5 Internal Structure remaining
Critical hit on LT. Roll is 4; no effect.
Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LA.
4 Armor remaining.
Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LL.
4 Internal Structure remaining
Critical hit on LL. Roll is 5; no effect.
Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LTR.
SECTION DESTROYED,
LIMB BLOWN OFF Left Arm blown off.
Critical hit on LT. Roll is 7; no effect.
Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LL.
SECTION DESTROYED,
1 damage transfers to LTR.
Critical hit on LL. Roll is 8; 1 location.
CRITICAL HIT on Foot.
Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 1 damage to LTR.
1 damage transfers to CTR.
Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 1 damage to CTR.
5 Armor remaining.
Sentinel STN-6K ID:11 (5th Ghost Regiment) is hit for 35 damage!
Sentinel STN-6K ID:11 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LT.
10 Armor remaining.
Sentinel STN-6K ID:11 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LL.
13 Armor remaining.
Sentinel STN-6K ID:11 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to RT.
5 damage transfers to CT.
Sentinel STN-6K ID:11 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to CT.
4 Armor remaining.
Sentinel STN-6K ID:11 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to HD.
4 Armor remaining.
Pilot of Sentinel STN-6K ID:11 (5th Ghost Regiment) "Shujin Hoshiko Yamaguchi" takes 1 damage.
Pilot of Sentinel STN-6K ID:11 (5th Ghost Regiment) "Shujin Hoshiko Yamaguchi" needs a 5 to stay conscious. Rolls 7 : successful!
Sentinel STN-6K ID:11 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LL (critical).
8 Armor remaining.
Critical hit on LL. Roll is 9; 1 location.
CRITICAL HIT on Lower Leg.
Sentinel STN-6K ID:11 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LA.
7 Armor remaining.
Sentinel STN-6K ID:11 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LT.
5 Armor remaining.
Pegasus Scout Hover Tank (MRM) ID:13 (5th Ghost Regiment) is hit for 17 damage!
Pegasus Scout Hover Tank (MRM) ID:13 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LS.
14 Armor remaining.
Pegasus Scout Hover Tank (MRM) ID:13 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to FR.
17 Armor remaining.
Pegasus Scout Hover Tank (MRM) ID:13 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to FR.
12 Armor remaining.
Pegasus Scout Hover Tank (MRM) ID:13 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 2 damage to FR.
10 Armor remaining.
Pegasus Scout Hover Tank (MRM) ID:14 (5th Ghost Regiment) is hit for 17 damage!
Pegasus Scout Hover Tank (MRM) ID:14 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LS.
14 Armor remaining.
Pegasus Scout Hover Tank (MRM) ID:14 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to FR.
2 Armor remaining.
Pegasus Scout Hover Tank (MRM) ID:14 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to FR.
Armor destroyed, 1 Internal Structure remaining
Critical hit on FR. Roll is 8; Stabilizer destroyed!
Pegasus Scout Hover Tank (MRM) ID:14 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 2 damage to FR.
SECTION DESTROYED,
*** Pegasus Scout Hover Tank (MRM) ID:14 (5th Ghost Regiment) DESTROYED by damage! ***
Critical hit on FR. Roll is 8; Sensors Hit!
Saracen Medium Hover Tank (MRM) ID:15 (5th Ghost Regiment) is hit for 35 damage!
Saracen Medium Hover Tank (MRM) ID:15 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to FR.
10 Armor remaining.
Critical hit on movement system. Roll is 7; (w/ +2 bonus)
Minor damage, +1 to driving skill rolls.
Saracen Medium Hover Tank (MRM) ID:15 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to FR.
5 Armor remaining.
Critical hit on movement system. Roll is 5; (w/ +2 bonus)
no effect.
Saracen Medium Hover Tank (MRM) ID:15 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to RS.
11 Armor remaining.
Saracen Medium Hover Tank (MRM) ID:15 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to TU.
20 Armor remaining.
Saracen Medium Hover Tank (MRM) ID:15 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to RS.
6 Armor remaining.
Saracen Medium Hover Tank (MRM) ID:15 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to RS.
1 Armor remaining.
Saracen Medium Hover Tank (MRM) ID:15 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to RS.
Armor destroyed, SECTION DESTROYED,
*** Saracen Medium Hover Tank (MRM) ID:15 (5th Ghost Regiment) DESTROYED by damage! ***
Critical hit on RS. Roll is 7; Crew stunned for 1 turns.
Saracen Medium Hover Tank (MRM) ID:16 (5th Ghost Regiment) is hit for 17 damage!
Saracen Medium Hover Tank (MRM) ID:16 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LS.
16 Armor remaining.
Saracen Medium Hover Tank (MRM) ID:16 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to FR.
20 Armor remaining.
Critical hit on movement system. Roll is 13; (w/ +2 bonus)
Major damage, vehicle immobile.
Saracen Medium Hover Tank (MRM) ID:16 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LS.
11 Armor remaining.
Saracen Medium Hover Tank (MRM) ID:16 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 2 damage to LS.
9 Armor remaining.
End Secondary Damage Report.
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:1 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to LT.
SECTION DESTROYED,
LIMB BLOWN OFF Left Arm blown off.
4 damage transfers to CT.
Critical hit on LT. Roll is 8; 1 location.
CRITICAL HIT on *Ultra AC/20.
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:1 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 4 damage to CT.
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:1 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to RL.
Armor destroyed, 8 Internal Structure remaining
Critical hit on RL. Roll is 5; no effect.
Spector SPR-ST ID:3 (10th Lyran Guards) is hit for 15 damage!
Spector SPR-ST ID:3 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to LL.
6 Armor remaining.
Spector SPR-ST ID:3 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to RT.
7 Armor remaining.
Spector SPR-ST ID:3 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to LT.
2 Armor remaining.
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:5 (10th Lyran Guards) is hit for 15 damage!
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:5 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to RL.
5 damage transfers to RT.
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:5 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to RT.
5 damage transfers to CT.
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:5 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to CT.
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:5 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to LT.
8 Armor remaining.
Blitzkrieg BTZ-3F ID:5 (10th Lyran Guards) takes 5 damage to CT.
Chimera CMA-C ID:9 (5th Ghost Regiment) is hit for 30 damage!
Chimera CMA-C ID:9 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LT.
7 Armor remaining.
Chimera CMA-C ID:9 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to RT.
7 Armor remaining.
Chimera CMA-C ID:9 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to RT.
2 Armor remaining.
Chimera CMA-C ID:9 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to HD.
SECTION DESTROYED,
*** Chimera CMA-C ID:9 (5th Ghost Regiment) DESTROYED by damage! ***
Critical hit on HD. Roll is 6; no effect.
Chimera CMA-C ID:9 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to CT.
4 Armor remaining.
Chimera CMA-C ID:9 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LT.
2 Armor remaining.
Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) is hit for 30 damage!
Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to CT.
7 Armor remaining.
Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LA.
5 damage transfers to LT.
Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LT.
5 damage transfers to CT.
Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to CT.
2 Armor remaining.
Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LL.
5 damage transfers to LT.
Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LT.
5 damage transfers to CT.
Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to CT.
Armor destroyed, 9 Internal Structure remaining
Critical hit on CT. Roll is 5; no effect.
Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LA.
5 damage transfers to LT.
Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LT.
5 damage transfers to CT.
Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to CT.
4 Internal Structure remaining
Critical hit on CT. Roll is 7; no effect.
Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to RL.
SECTION DESTROYED,
1 damage transfers to RT.
Critical hit on RL. Roll is 6; no effect.
Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 1 damage to RT.
3 Armor remaining.
Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LT.
5 damage transfers to CT.
Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to CT.
SECTION DESTROYED,
Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) has taken 6 engine hits this phase.
Checking for engine explosion on 10, roll is 7.
Engine safety systems remain in place.
*** Sentinel STN-4K ID:10 (5th Ghost Regiment) DESTROYED by damage! ***
Critical hit on CT. Roll is 8; 1 location.
CRITICAL HIT on Engine.
Sentinel STN-6K ID:11 (5th Ghost Regiment) is hit for 30 damage!
Sentinel STN-6K ID:11 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to CT.
Armor destroyed, 11 Internal Structure remaining
Critical hit on CT. Roll is 4; no effect.
Sentinel STN-6K ID:11 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LT.
0 Armor remaining.
Sentinel STN-6K ID:11 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LL.
3 Armor remaining.
Sentinel STN-6K ID:11 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to CT.
6 Internal Structure remaining
Critical hit on CT. Roll is 7; no effect.
Sentinel STN-6K ID:11 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to RA.
5 damage transfers to RT.
Sentinel STN-6K ID:11 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to RT.
5 damage transfers to CT.
Sentinel STN-6K ID:11 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to CT.
1 Internal Structure remaining
Critical hit on CT. Roll is 8; 1 location.
CRITICAL HIT on Engine.
Sentinel STN-6K ID:11 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LA.
2 Armor remaining.
Pegasus Scout Hover Tank (MRM) ID:13 (5th Ghost Regiment) is hit for 15 damage!
Pegasus Scout Hover Tank (MRM) ID:13 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to FR.
5 Armor remaining.
Pegasus Scout Hover Tank (MRM) ID:13 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LS.
9 Armor remaining.
Pegasus Scout Hover Tank (MRM) ID:13 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to FR.
0 Armor remaining.
Critical hit on movement system. Roll is 14; (w/ +2 bonus)
Major damage, vehicle immobile.
Pegasus Scout Hover Tank (MRM) ID:14 (5th Ghost Regiment) is hit for 15 damage!
Pegasus Scout Hover Tank (MRM) ID:14 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to FR.
Critical hit on movement system. Roll is 13; (w/ +2 bonus)
Major damage, vehicle immobile.
Pegasus Scout Hover Tank (MRM) ID:14 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to FR.
Pegasus Scout Hover Tank (MRM) ID:14 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to FR.
Saracen Medium Hover Tank (MRM) ID:15 (5th Ghost Regiment) is hit for 30 damage!
Saracen Medium Hover Tank (MRM) ID:15 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to TU.
15 Armor remaining.
Saracen Medium Hover Tank (MRM) ID:15 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to TU.
10 Armor remaining.
Saracen Medium Hover Tank (MRM) ID:15 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to RS.
Saracen Medium Hover Tank (MRM) ID:15 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to RS.
Critical hit on movement system. Roll is 8; (w/ +2 bonus)
Moderate damage, +2 to driving skill rolls, -1 MP.
Saracen Medium Hover Tank (MRM) ID:15 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to RR.
19 Armor remaining.
Saracen Medium Hover Tank (MRM) ID:15 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to RS.
Saracen Medium Hover Tank (MRM) ID:16 (5th Ghost Regiment) is hit for 15 damage!
Saracen Medium Hover Tank (MRM) ID:16 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to RR.
19 Armor remaining.
Saracen Medium Hover Tank (MRM) ID:16 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to RR (critical).
14 Armor remaining.
Critical hit on RR. Roll is 7; Engine destroyed. Immobile.
Saracen Medium Hover Tank (MRM) ID:16 (5th Ghost Regiment) takes 5 damage to LS.
4 Armor remaining.
Critical hit on movement system. Roll is 13; (w/ +2 bonus)
Major damage, vehicle immobile.
End Secondary Damage Report.

Latro · « **Reply #191 on:** 05 November 2012, 06:43:31 »

:o

Holy poop!

CranstonSnord · « **Reply #192 on:** 15 November 2012, 23:04:29 »

Instant puree...

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Weapons fire for Men Shen MS1-OE (Princess)
    Light Machine Gun Array at Master MST-C3-UK (Jeremy); needs 6, rolls 6 : 3 shot(s) hit.
        Master MST-C3-UK (Jeremy) takes 1 damage to HD.
            8 Armor remaining.

        Pilot of Master MST-C3-UK (Jeremy) "Athena Mestas" takes 1 damage.        
Pilot of Master MST-C3-UK (Jeremy) "Athena Mestas" needs a 3 to stay conscious.  Rolls 8 : successful!
        Master MST-C3-UK (Jeremy) takes 1 damage to HD.
            7 Armor remaining.

        Pilot of Master MST-C3-UK (Jeremy) "Athena Mestas" takes 1 damage.        
Pilot of Master MST-C3-UK (Jeremy) "Athena Mestas" needs a 5 to stay conscious.  Rolls 5 : successful!
        Master MST-C3-UK (Jeremy) takes 1 damage to HD.
            6 Armor remaining.

        Pilot of Master MST-C3-UK (Jeremy) "Athena Mestas" takes 1 damage.        
Pilot of Master MST-C3-UK (Jeremy) "Athena Mestas" needs a 7 to stay conscious.  Rolls 10 : successful!

    Light Machine Gun Array at Master MST-C3-UK (Jeremy); needs 6, rolls 6 : 3 shot(s) hit.
        Master MST-C3-UK (Jeremy) takes 1 damage to HD.
            5 Armor remaining.

        Pilot of Master MST-C3-UK (Jeremy) "Athena Mestas" takes 1 damage.        
Pilot of Master MST-C3-UK (Jeremy) "Athena Mestas" needs a 10 to stay conscious.  Rolls 6 : blacks out.
        Master MST-C3-UK (Jeremy) takes 1 damage to HD.
            4 Armor remaining.

        Pilot of Master MST-C3-UK (Jeremy) "Athena Mestas" takes 1 damage.        Master MST-C3-UK (Jeremy) takes 1 damage to HD.
            3 Armor remaining.

        Pilot of Master MST-C3-UK (Jeremy) "Athena Mestas" takes 1 damage.*** Master MST-C3-UK (Jeremy) DESTROYED by pilot death! ***

Latro · « **Reply #193 on:** 16 November 2012, 16:33:08 »

Mmm... Pilot smoothee... #P

Deadborder · « **Reply #194 on:** 20 November 2012, 00:32:28 »

Even when you miss, you hit - and this was against a mostly undamaged 'Mech to boot

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Weapons fire for Black Knight BL-12-KNT (Rickosaur)
    ER Medium Laser at Scorpion SCP-1O (PrincessPeaches); needs 6, rolls 5 : misses.

        Checking for accidental fire; needs 3 or below, rolls 8 : no fire..
        The heavy industrial zone in 2422 may explode, needs 8, rolls 11 : Boom! Electrical explosion.        Scorpion SCP-1O (PrincessPeaches) takes 8 damage to LT.
            Armor destroyed, 11 Internal Structure remaining
            Critical hit on LT. Roll is 8; 1 location.
            CRITICAL HIT on SRM 6 Ammo (13).
            *** SRM 6 Ammo EXPLODES!  156 DAMAGE! ***        >Scorpion SCP-1O (PrincessPeaches) suffers catastrophic damage, but the autoeject system was engaged.
    
Scorpion SCP-1O (PrincessPeaches) must make a piloting skill check (landing in clear terrain).
    Needs 3 [4 (ejecting) + 1 (automatic ejection) - 2 (landing in clear terrain)], rolls 4 : succeeds.                    The pilot ejects safely!
*** Scorpion SCP-1O (PrincessPeaches) DESTROYED by ejection! ***
        Scorpion SCP-1O (PrincessPeaches) takes 156 damage to LT.
 SECTION DESTROYED,
LIMB BLOWN OFF Front Left Leg blown off.
        145 damage transfers to CT.
            Critical hit on LT. Roll is 11; 2 locations.
            Location has no more hittable critical slots.
        Scorpion SCP-1O (PrincessPeaches) takes 145 damage to CT.
 SECTION DESTROYED,
            Critical hit on CT. Roll is 6; no effect.

Latro · « **Reply #195 on:** 20 November 2012, 07:47:37 »

oops...

silver96camaro · « **Reply #196 on:** 26 November 2012, 16:17:06 »

been ages since i've had anything worth posting. i think BeeRockxs needs to see this one. lol.

for anyone curious here's what happened to the chameleon:

  Attacker takes 10 damage.
        Chameleon CLN-7Z (Scott) takes 5 damage to RL.
            19 Armor remaining.
        Chameleon CLN-7Z (Scott) takes 5 damage to RL.
            14 Armor remaining.

    Chameleon CLN-7Z (Scott) is displaced into hex 2731.

Chameleon CLN-7Z (Scott) must make 1 piloting skill roll(s) (executed death from above).
The base target is 5 [5 (Base piloting skill)].
    Roll #1, (5 (Base piloting skill) + 4 (executed death from above)); needs 9, rolls 4 : falls.
    Chameleon CLN-7Z (Scott) falls on its front, suffering 5 damage.
        Chameleon CLN-7Z (Scott) takes 5 damage to CT.
            17 Armor remaining.

Pilot of Chameleon CLN-7Z (Scott) "Commanding General Scott" must roll 9 to avoid damage; rolls 7 : fails.
        Pilot of Chameleon CLN-7Z (Scott) "Commanding General Scott" takes 1 damage.
Pilot of Chameleon CLN-7Z (Scott) "Commanding General Scott" needs a 3 to stay conscious. Rolls 9 : successful!

Latro · « **Reply #197 on:** 27 November 2012, 18:38:33 »

10000 points of damage? :o

Shouldn't that have created a black hole that would have sucked all the remaining units into a parallel universe? ;)

Sabelkatten · « **Reply #198 on:** 01 December 2012, 10:57:22 »

Isn't that some kind of bug that lets mechs DFA air units irrespective of altitude difference?

Stahlseele · « **Reply #199 on:** 01 December 2012, 11:45:52 »

And the ASF fell 999 levels? O.o

Jayof9s · « **Reply #200 on:** 01 December 2012, 12:29:03 »

Quote from: silver96camaro on 26 November 2012, 16:17:06

been ages since i've had anything worth posting. i think BeeRockxs needs to see this one. lol.

for anyone curious here's what happened to the chameleon:

Attacker takes 10 damage.
Chameleon CLN-7Z (Scott) takes 5 damage to RL.
19 Armor remaining.
Chameleon CLN-7Z (Scott) takes 5 damage to RL.
14 Armor remaining.

Chameleon CLN-7Z (Scott) is displaced into hex 2731.

Chameleon CLN-7Z (Scott) must make 1 piloting skill roll(s) (executed death from above).
The base target is 5 [5 (Base piloting skill)].
Roll #1, (5 (Base piloting skill) + 4 (executed death from above)); needs 9, rolls 4 : falls.
Chameleon CLN-7Z (Scott) falls on its front, suffering 5 damage.
Chameleon CLN-7Z (Scott) takes 5 damage to CT.
17 Armor remaining.

Pilot of Chameleon CLN-7Z (Scott) "Commanding General Scott" must roll 9 to avoid damage; rolls 7 : fails.
Pilot of Chameleon CLN-7Z (Scott) "Commanding General Scott" takes 1 damage.
Pilot of Chameleon CLN-7Z (Scott) "Commanding General Scott" needs a 3 to stay conscious. Rolls 9 : successful!

Which version of MM were you using when this happened? As there are a list of issues with this. However, I think this should have been fixed in 35.33.

silver96camaro · « **Reply #201 on:** 19 December 2012, 17:20:53 »

Quote from: Jayof9s on 01 December 2012, 12:29:03

Which version of MM were you using when this happened? As there are a list of issues with this. However, I think this should have been fixed in 35.33.

it was the version that comes with mekhq 1.20 (when mekhq 1.20 first came out i believe it was 35.33-dev)

also got a new one. those elementals are beastly. the pilot of the ostsol was not meant to survive.

Jayof9s · « **Reply #202 on:** 19 December 2012, 21:33:12 »

Quote from: silver96camaro on 19 December 2012, 17:20:53

it was the version that comes with mekhq 1.20 (when mekhq 1.20 first came out i believe it was 35.33-dev)

also got a new one. those elementals are beastly. the pilot of the ostsol was not meant to survive.

Should be fixed then, there were a lot of updates that went into 35.33 between 1.20 being released and 35.33 getting a release almost 2 months later. ;)

ralgith · « **Reply #203 on:** 01 January 2013, 13:46:19 »

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Weapons fire for Hermes HER-4S (5th Marik Militia)
    Medium Pulse Laser at Wyvern WVE-9N (12th FedCom RCT); needs 5, rolls 8 :  - Direct Blow - hits  (using Rear table) RA
        Wyvern WVE-9N (12th FedCom RCT) takes 7 damage to RA.
            3 Armor remaining.
    Medium Pulse Laser at Wyvern WVE-9N (12th FedCom RCT); needs 5, rolls 11 :  - Direct Blow - hits  (using Rear table) CTR
        Wyvern WVE-9N (12th FedCom RCT) takes 8 damage to CTR.
            Armor destroyed, 11 Internal Structure remaining
            Critical hit on CT. Roll is (10+3) = 13; 3 locations.
            CRITICAL HIT on Engine.
            CRITICAL HIT on Engine.
            CRITICAL HIT on Engine.
*** Wyvern WVE-9N (12th FedCom RCT) DESTROYED by engine destruction! ***

Jayof9s · « **Reply #204 on:** 01 January 2013, 15:46:06 »

That little Hermes did me proud.

Mastergunz · « **Reply #205 on:** 01 January 2013, 16:51:57 »

Playing with a friend (clansittingducks)a few weeks back. I had a Jupiter pressing in on his Bushwacker at long range (19hexes, he needed 10's). He fired and hit with his ERLL and both LRM 5's. Hit with 3 of one rack and 2 of the other....and then proceeded to roll 3 HEAD HITS IN A ROW! Worst part was I alpha striked and missed with everything in return fire. I cried a little bit that night..... :'(

-Gunz

ralgith · « **Reply #206 on:** 01 January 2013, 20:02:20 »

Quote from: Jayof9s on 01 January 2013, 15:46:06

That little Hermes did me proud.

MVM (Most Valuable Mech) of our game after all ;)

clansittingducks · « **Reply #207 on:** 01 January 2013, 23:41:46 »

Quote from: Mastergunz on 01 January 2013, 16:51:57

Playing with a friend (clansittingducks)a few weeks back. I had a Jupiter pressing in on his Bushwacker at long range (19hexes, he needed 10's). He fired and hit with his ERLL and both LRM 5's. Hit with 3 of one rack and 2 of the other....and then proceeded to roll 3 HEAD HITS IN A ROW! Worst part was I alpha striked and missed with everything in return fire. I cried a little bit that night..... :'(

-Gunz

Dont forget any time I bring a Hunchback ... wait for me guys!
or your clan mech vs a guass rifle to the head.

Mastergunz · « **Reply #208 on:** 02 January 2013, 13:49:51 »

Quote from: clansittingducks on 01 January 2013, 23:41:46

Dont forget any time I bring a Hunchback ... wait for me guys!
or your clan mech vs a guass rifle to the head.

Ah yes, your damn dirty Cyclops HC'ing my pristine Warhawk needing 12's...and rolling 2 in a row! :'(

-Gunz

clansittingducks · « **Reply #209 on:** 02 January 2013, 23:22:45 »

Quote from: Mastergunz on 02 January 2013, 13:49:51

Ah yes, your damn dirty Cyclops HC'ing my pristine Warhawk needing 12's...and rolling 2 in a row! :'(

-Gunz

Some of the battles we have had, that ended in WTF moments I think are the best. We still talk about them years later.