Author Topic: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed (Read 206087 times)

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #750 on:** 16 January 2013, 21:57:08 »

Me too! Need a beer, that is......

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #751 on:** 16 January 2013, 23:59:43 »

I would rather something more flavorful like a raspberry Smirnoff twisted

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #752 on:** 17 January 2013, 00:17:13 »

So true story, the hotel I used to work for had a bar shaker with a cheat sheet on it. Among the drinks it had ingredient lists for was the Martini.

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #753 on:** 17 January 2013, 00:20:30 »

Ack! Smirnoff, I'd rather have a Fusionaire!

Wombat · « **Reply #754 on:** 12 February 2013, 11:38:22 »

[A smiling blue furry bartender pushes a drink towards Vash that appears to be connected to a fusion engine.]

"Close enough?"

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #755 on:** 13 February 2013, 02:54:29 »

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Wombat · « **Reply #756 on:** 13 February 2013, 11:41:51 »

[Wombat "borrows" Achoo's hand to scratch his backside.]

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #757 on:** 16 February 2013, 13:14:43 »

Achoo grabs Wombat by his nubby tail and tosses the little blue menace at BoP...

Wombat · « **Reply #758 on:** 16 February 2013, 14:04:02 »

*splat!*

[Wombat oozles down BirdofPrey's face.]

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #759 on:** 16 February 2013, 17:40:42 »

*After wiping himself off, BoP gets the shop-vac out and sucks up Wombat, empties the shop-vac into a hazardous waste vault, and the leaves to take a shower in bleach*

Wombat · « **Reply #760 on:** 25 February 2013, 15:29:15 »

"...hey! Someone left a detonator in this trash bag. I wonder what'll happen?"

*push*

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #761 on:** 25 February 2013, 15:53:34 »

"no earth shatering kaboom? there was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom"

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #762 on:** 25 February 2013, 18:09:58 »

Somebody stole the Illudium Pu 36 space modulator.

Wombat · « **Reply #763 on:** 07 March 2013, 12:52:14 »

"Hmm..."

[Wombat, not wanting to disappoint anyone, proceeds to begin eating large quantities of Chili Inferno and nitroglycerin, with just a hint of cheese.]

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #764 on:** 07 March 2013, 18:47:06 »

Who else here is more concerned by wombat eating the chili inferno than the nitroglycerine?

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #765 on:** 07 March 2013, 19:47:43 »

~raises hand from behind a pile of sandbags surrounding his fox hole~

Wombat · « **Reply #766 on:** 08 March 2013, 11:54:33 »

[Wombat also raises a paw from behind ShadowRaven's pile of sandbags surrounding his fox hole.]

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #767 on:** 08 March 2013, 12:57:05 »

well, looks like I am breaking one of Murphy's laws of combat. never share a fox hole with someone braver, or crazier, then yourself

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #768 on:** 08 March 2013, 14:31:50 »

*Meanwhile, while the camera was on ShadowRaven, BoP has put on his CBRN suit*

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #769 on:** 08 March 2013, 23:38:37 »

[Meanwhile Achoo is not even here. Pay no attention to the man hiding out in the open 158.785 km to the northeast.]

Wombat · « **Reply #770 on:** 14 March 2013, 13:25:51 »

[Its about this time that ShadowRaven notices his leg has been removed and Wombat is vigorously humping it in the foxhole.]

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #771 on:** 14 March 2013, 17:09:36 »

~crawls away, sacrificing the leg for the greater good. Namely the last weak shreds of dignity and sanity he has left~

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #772 on:** 14 March 2013, 20:59:46 »

BoP industries can make you a new one.
Optional features include jump jets (recommend having other leg replaced to maintain thrust balance), hydralic curb stomping apparatus, and equipment, weapon and ammunition storage. Also available is a rocket launcher, though it can be difficult to aim and takes up most of the space in the lower leg.

All prices negotiable.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #773 on:** 14 March 2013, 22:01:01 »

How about you just blast me into my component atoms? Saves time

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #774 on:** 15 March 2013, 00:54:23 »

I was offering to put you back together, but better.
Have it your way
*Primes the disintegrate-o-matic 5000*

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #775 on:** 02 April 2013, 08:34:37 »

OK, who overdid it with the disintegrator? It took two weeks to reboot the bar!

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #776 on:** 02 April 2013, 10:31:34 »

I think I may need to recalibrate that.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #777 on:** 02 April 2013, 18:35:58 »

did what I wanted it to though, so I have no complaints, except that I'm back here again...

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #778 on:** 02 April 2013, 21:51:47 »

That's because we reclaimed you. We were not done with you yet. 8)

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #779 on:** 02 April 2013, 23:31:31 »

every time, they keep dragging me back...