Author Topic: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo! (Read 133831 times)

truetanker · « **Reply #600 on:** 18 October 2019, 13:16:33 »

Don't Swallow!!! :o

TT

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #601 on:** 23 October 2019, 20:17:45 »

[A hole opens up in the roof of the lair and Achoo falls through, still strapped to the backboard.]

Ow! What? Huh? Oh, the lair. Right.

Wrangler · « **Reply #602 on:** 24 October 2019, 21:44:00 »

Ahh...why...how...? (looks up)

Wait, we in the land of the lost or something? Achoo went down waterfalls?

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #603 on:** 25 October 2019, 15:31:32 »

Of course we are in the land of the lost! Underground lair! Duh! Just replace T-Rex's with Wombat and you're good to go!

truetanker · « **Reply #604 on:** 25 October 2019, 16:18:13 »

Wait?

Your COMPARING Wombat to Dopey?!?

TT

Sharpnel · « **Reply #605 on:** 25 October 2019, 20:34:44 »

If the shoe fits.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #606 on:** 25 October 2019, 21:19:36 »

Quote from: truetanker on 25 October 2019, 16:18:13

Wait?

Your COMPARING Wombat to Dopey?!?

TT

Well...…..Wombat isn't all that bright and...……...well...……………….yes. Yes I am.

truetanker · « **Reply #607 on:** 26 October 2019, 12:43:21 »

Well better than Chaka I guess, or a Slesstak.

I mean, come on, your more like Enik the Altrusian than anyone else here!.

;D

TT

Wrangler · « **Reply #608 on:** 27 October 2019, 09:14:55 »

Quote from: truetanker on 26 October 2019, 12:43:21

Well better than Chaka I guess, or a Slesstak.

so your saying wombat actually, Chaka Khan?

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #609 on:** 31 October 2019, 11:09:03 »

More like Chaka Clown...………. ::)

Wrangler · « **Reply #610 on:** 01 November 2019, 07:55:41 »

I figured you'd be in the Clown Posse, not Wombat. He's long Bugs Bunny/Woodie Woodperker on steroids.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #611 on:** 02 November 2019, 14:53:05 »

Wombat isn't allowed anywhere near either Bugs or Woodie. Restraining orders. Details are best left unsaid for legal culpability reasons......

Wrangler · « **Reply #612 on:** 03 November 2019, 08:14:53 »

So that's why he hangs out with you? I thought legality doesn't stop him.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #613 on:** 04 November 2019, 18:18:45 »

Legality, no. Getting shot at a lot, however, at least slows him down.

Wrangler · « **Reply #614 on:** 05 November 2019, 08:05:21 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 November 2019, 18:18:45

Legality, no. Getting shot at a lot, however, at least slows him down.

I hope it does.....

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #615 on:** 08 November 2019, 11:57:28 »

I try to not shoot at Wombat. It only annoys him.

Wrangler · « **Reply #616 on:** 08 November 2019, 16:34:58 »

What voodo do you do?

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #617 on:** 11 November 2019, 18:18:06 »

No voodoo. Nodoo ^-^

Wrangler · « **Reply #618 on:** 12 November 2019, 06:49:17 »

Well, while u do NOvoo, i will need get some extra beer money.
(Wrangler pulls out his noteputer and taps on it and e-bays truetanker's collection/arsenal of Collectable SLDF Davy Crockett-M artillery missiles for reasonable amount C-bills)

Ooooh

(Seem opening bid from the Bunny of Blake people for 6mill a pop, but out done by the Wombat Appreciation Society for double) I think we got winner!

(Then he instructions his team (of mercenaries) to send off the collectables to the Society.)

Why would there be Appreciation Society for Wombat? ???

Notsonoble · « **Reply #619 on:** 13 November 2019, 15:56:35 »

"If he thinks we like him he'll leave us alone."

Wrangler · « **Reply #620 on:** 13 November 2019, 16:01:13 »

Fat Chance on that happen! Wombat lured by the glow of Achoo for miles!

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #621 on:** 15 November 2019, 12:55:50 »

Well, to use your "English" Achoo not glow. Achoo never glow. It never happen. Achoo happy way Achoo is.

Wrangler · « **Reply #622 on:** 15 November 2019, 21:56:28 »

Its Wranglish. Thank-you-very-much. I get paid endorsements for my speaking events. :rant:

Wombat is always lured to your ...ahh..hmm...animal magnetism? ???

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #623 on:** 23 November 2019, 01:42:30 »

Achoo not have animal magnetism. Achoo non-magnetic. :))

Wrangler · « **Reply #624 on:** 24 November 2019, 16:32:21 »

Well you should be be repulsing him then.

(Reflectors are on full, Kaptain Achoo! Sorry Wombat getting through!)

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #625 on:** 25 November 2019, 02:36:38 »

I can fix that.
I have a bottle of ferrofluid.

Wrangler · « **Reply #626 on:** 25 November 2019, 06:44:10 »

What you going to do with a bottle of ferrorfluid?

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #627 on:** 25 November 2019, 10:02:54 »

We get Achoo to dink it, and then he'll finally have that magnetic personality

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #628 on:** 25 November 2019, 21:19:07 »

Nope. Achoo not do that. 8)

Wrangler · « **Reply #629 on:** 26 November 2019, 06:48:16 »

(Wrangler watches BoP poke Achoo from behind with a needle of the ferrofluid.)

(After watching Achoo commences the beatings of the bird brain...small objects fly and stick to Achoo...metal ones)

Omg that must be wrong kind of Magnetic!