Author Topic: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues (Read 24143 times)

Clangador · « **Reply #120 on:** 30 April 2017, 21:23:58 »

Clangluna has a couple U-Boats in the fleet. Unfortunately we don't have a seas to use them on and/or under.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #121 on:** 30 April 2017, 21:44:55 »

Which is probably for the best, to be honest.

Wrangler · « **Reply #122 on:** 30 April 2017, 22:12:15 »

Yeah. I heard someone kept sinking them with Neptune Submarines and Morays.

Clangador · « **Reply #123 on:** 30 April 2017, 23:17:32 »

Quote from: Wrangler on 30 April 2017, 22:12:15

Yeah. I heard someone kept sinking them with Neptune Submarines and Morays.

U-Boats doesn't sink, they just get really good at crash dives. O0

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #124 on:** 01 May 2017, 13:42:51 »

Quote from: Wrangler on 30 April 2017, 22:12:15

Yeah. I heard someone kept sinking them with Neptune Submarines and Morays.

No. It's that Clang likes screen doors

Wrangler · « **Reply #125 on:** 01 May 2017, 14:02:02 »

Quote from: Wrangler on 30 April 2017, 22:12:15

Yeah. I heard someone kept sinking them with Neptune Submarines and Morays.

Quote from: MoparMessiah on 01 May 2017, 13:42:51

No. It's that Clang likes screen doors

Soo...he went to the School of Young Biff

Quote from: Old Biff

It's "screen door on a submarine," you dork.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #126 on:** 01 May 2017, 14:47:15 »

Yes

What's your point?

Wrangler · « **Reply #127 on:** 01 May 2017, 14:49:58 »

I'm not sure. *looks at his empty beer mug* I think the beer was talkin.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #128 on:** 01 May 2017, 14:51:33 »

I was wondering why you sounded smarter. ;D ;)

Clangador · « **Reply #129 on:** 02 May 2017, 00:14:05 »

Props for sliding in a Back to the Future reference. O0

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #130 on:** 02 May 2017, 00:19:18 »

Mopar just like sliding in and out. O:-)

Clangador · « **Reply #131 on:** 02 May 2017, 00:24:54 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 May 2017, 00:19:18

Mopar just like sliding in and out. O:-)

I feel context is very important here.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #132 on:** 02 May 2017, 00:28:15 »

Unfortunately context is the one thing you will not get here. O:-)

Wrangler · « **Reply #133 on:** 02 May 2017, 05:22:15 »

I think Mopar slid off the road into that Dukes of Hazard car wrecks that seem to popup.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #134 on:** 02 May 2017, 10:02:45 »

Damn I thought I made that one up myself.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #135 on:** 02 May 2017, 20:50:14 »

Nope.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #136 on:** 02 May 2017, 23:20:36 »

Back to the drawing board

Wrangler · « **Reply #137 on:** 03 May 2017, 05:13:10 »

Back to the tow truck you mean! Your off road after that skid. I called triple A for you....i'm not sure about the tow company.

*Suddenly a flat bed rushes in and runs number people over as its does a 180 skid to a stop. <<Screetch>> Then Weezles dressed in "Wild Weezles Towing" chain up MoparMessiah and his car onto their fusion powered flatbed wrecker and burn rubber out of parking lot!*

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #138 on:** 03 May 2017, 11:36:19 »

I have my own car trailer and three 4x4s

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #139 on:** 05 May 2017, 00:34:39 »

You may have them but those wascawwy woozels got you right now.

*sniff* *sniff* Poor Mopar. I miss him already.

Where is the beer.

Wrangler · « **Reply #140 on:** 05 May 2017, 05:45:07 »

Over here in the mobile party van.
*points out customized Badger transport with the expandable bar on the side of it with disco lights flashing and steady neon lights with various Inner Sphere and local beers.*

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #141 on:** 06 May 2017, 08:20:27 »

I'm still here Achoo :-*

Clangador · « **Reply #142 on:** 08 May 2017, 23:31:31 »

Quote from: MoparMessiah on 06 May 2017, 08:20:27

I'm still here Achoo :-*

***Clang looks around perplexed as he hears Mopar's disembodied voice. ***

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #143 on:** 09 May 2017, 07:05:30 »

Come on. I'm indestructible

Wrangler · « **Reply #144 on:** 09 May 2017, 12:56:03 »

Indestructible as your a ghost Dodge from yesteryear who invisible or just the mentality?

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #145 on:** 09 May 2017, 22:35:26 »

Mopar may be indestructible, but his mental processes are questionable and his grammatical skills openly suspect. >:D

Clangador · « **Reply #146 on:** 09 May 2017, 23:20:42 »

***Clang walks by with a gigantic sardene and 42 baby flesh-eating fluffy bunnies.***

Nothing to see here, move along folks.

Wrangler · « **Reply #147 on:** 10 May 2017, 05:31:03 »

*Wrangler takes a gulp from his beer at the mobile bar van in the parking lot.*
Well, nothing to see there.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #148 on:** 10 May 2017, 23:26:53 »

Achoo insists on not seeing anything for legal reasons. :-X

Clangador · « **Reply #149 on:** 12 May 2017, 15:09:01 »

***The giant sardene ends up being a minisub in disguise, which Clang trains the bunny to operate as a crew using stealth torpedoes. Nobody notices as the live torpedoes are loaded on the sub with the names of their intended targets painted on the side. These names include the Niña, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria, HMS Victory, USS Constitution, USS Monitor, the Lusitania and Titanic, the USS Arizona, the INJ Yamato and the cruise ship Posidon. Clang has an extra torpedo for the battleship Potemkin for good measure. Those whacky commies. Soon after the loading Clang throws a going away party for the valiant rabbits and their brave minisub. The rabbits get loaded at the party when Clang fills all the water coolers with 199% proof "It might not kill you" brand vodka. Soon the drunken rabbits are sailing out of sight in their sardine Submarine.***