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Title: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 May 2017, 22:39:31
OK, we got the new bar set up on Achooluna. We can wander back and forth between the sites until the moderator finally notices and lacks the doors on the old one.


This location has a sort of a pirate motif, mostly because all of the furniture was stolen from all of the other closed CBT bars. Harrr!
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Sharpnel on 22 May 2017, 01:12:26
*Parrot on my shoulder, a patch over my left eye and a rusty cutlass hanging from my hip* What?! You said a pirate motif.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 22 May 2017, 05:30:44
*Roar from above the skies of the Bar echos the landscape as the bar trembles as a single Battlemech exits the Overlord DropShip named the "Yamato".  A gleaming blue Thunderhawk lands as it's jump-boosters eject from the mech and land on one of Achoo's Hetzers rusting in the new parking alot of Achooluna's parking lot.  A single figure scuffles down from the cockpit after the Mech appears to go into standby mode with a cowboy hat on and warn black jumpers.  Man approaches the new Achooluna bar by the bear with grin on his face.*

Oh Man, I love these tiki bars.   I'll have one those rum drinks won't you please!
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 May 2017, 10:33:12
Sure. But if you wanted to keep with the theme of the bar you should have arrived on a Buccaneer dropship and did the drop in a Buccaneer BattleMech with a couple of Cutlass aerospace fighters providing air cover.   >:D


Just saying........
   8)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 22 May 2017, 11:10:43
Sure. But if you wanted to keep with the theme of the bar you should have arrived on a Buccaneer dropship and did the drop in a Buccaneer BattleMech with a couple of Cutlass aerospace fighters providing air cover.   >:D


Just saying........
   8)
Lol, i wish i could do a re-do! I totally didn't think of it!
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Sharpnel on 22 May 2017, 11:27:00
I prefer the Picaroon like the one in the parking lot next to the trash dumpsters.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 May 2017, 16:59:38
*A BoP unit materializes at the end of the bar and begins filing off his serial numbers*
Nice place you have here.  A shame if something were to happen to it.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 May 2017, 22:16:32
Of course something will happen to it. It always does.






Like you showing up  O:-)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Clangador on 23 May 2017, 23:44:53
*A BoP unit materializes at the end of the bar and begins filing off his serial numbers*
Nice place you have here.  A shame if something were to happen to it.

Like for it to burn down 42 times in a row with a nuclear detonation at the end?!? Yea we could arrange that to happen on accident accidentally without having any knowledge of it and a solid alibi of whereabouts in a seperate galaxy 1 billion years in the future past.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 May 2017, 05:27:00
Between Wombat and the local emergency services, we don't even need to arrange accidents.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 24 May 2017, 05:49:08
Has the Wombat gone extinct? He's not been around.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 May 2017, 06:07:26
Wombat always returns.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 May 2017, 13:02:51
*MM stumbles up to the bar wearing an oversized British Navy Commodore hat with a German Totenkopf attached to it*

"I'll have a rum and Coke.  Light on the Coke."
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Clangador on 24 May 2017, 15:54:01
*MM stumbles up to the bar wearing an oversized British Navy Commodore hat with a German Totenkopf attached to it*

"I'll have a rum and Coke.  Light on the Coke."

***Clang's left eyebrow starts twitching when he notices the mixture of British and German military paraphernalia MM is wearing.***
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 May 2017, 20:18:12
*Both of MM's eyebrows twitch at the sight of Clang's twitching*
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 24 May 2017, 21:52:32
*Wrangler watches with a raised eyebrow as both Clang and Mopar's eyebrows go flying off their faces.*
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 May 2017, 09:42:29
I knew I should have used more staples
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Clangador on 29 May 2017, 02:14:13
Damn it that was a brand new pair of eyebrows!!!
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 May 2017, 02:26:13
I have a nail gun you can use to put them back on if you like..... ::)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: BirdofPrey on 29 May 2017, 05:58:08
Damn it that was a brand new pair of eyebrows!!!
We at BoP Industries understands that Clang-a-Corp's product selection may be limited, so we are pleased to offer their CEO a free set of replacement eyebrows of his choice from our "Cinema" line of makeup and facial prosthetics.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 29 May 2017, 15:04:56
Luckily my eyebrows grow quickly...argh
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 29 May 2017, 18:16:44
*Wrangler watches as Clang-a-Corp techs install new pair of eyebrows onto their boss, the Clangador! When they finish, Clangador tries to move his eyebrows only to have them begin to spin like pinwheels vs up down motion.*

That's rather...animated.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Clangador on 29 May 2017, 23:45:59
*Wrangler watches as Clang-a-Corp techs install new pair of eyebrows onto their boss, the Clangador! When they finish, Clangador tries to move his eyebrows only to have them begin to spin like pinwheels vs up down motion.*

That's rather...animated.

*Clang squints at Wrangler and begins to plot his revenge.*

Unfortunately, Clang records his plotting in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics in which it takes 14 years to write down, meanwhile the batteries in the spinning eyebrows go dead and  Clang loses interest and falls asleep.*
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 30 May 2017, 14:48:47
Clang is like a tortoise when it comes to sleep.   
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 May 2017, 21:05:18
He is also like a tortoise when it comes to uptakes........ ::)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 30 May 2017, 21:06:13
Well don't flip him over. He won't be able right himself if you do.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Clangador on 30 May 2017, 21:44:14
It was a long busy day at work. I wish I could have hidden in my shell all day.  :(
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 May 2017, 23:40:15
I did not have to work today, so I hid in my shell. I call it my house.   O0
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 31 May 2017, 00:23:05
It was a long busy day at work. I wish I could have hidden in my shell all day.  :(

Oh - poor bubbie
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 May 2017, 13:12:27
Just have some Rum, In a Cup!. It will make you forget!
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Clangador on 02 June 2017, 00:08:06
Just have some Rum, In a Cup!. It will make you forget!

I find a few hits of acid make me forget that the walls aren't really melting off of. The screaming clown skulls behind them.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 June 2017, 10:07:41
Clang - might want to turn down the drip.  Just saying. 
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 June 2017, 23:01:45
Uhm, I think his drip is on continuous stream.....
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Clangador on 05 June 2017, 23:05:55
*Clang notices his drip is the size of the Alaskan pipeline.*

How do you turn this thing down!??
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 06 June 2017, 12:06:38
hMMM

*Wrangler grabs number of name-less drunk ferrets hanging out in the Achooluna bar and stuffs them into the pipe until fills the hole.  However the ferrets are slowly filling up with rum*

That should buy use time til we can fix it. 

*Looks at his ancient wrist watch*
Hmm about 2 minutes maybe.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 June 2017, 12:14:29
I beg yer pardon, mama, wha' did ye say?
Me mind was driftin' off on Martinique Bay.
'tis nah that I be nah interested, ye see;
Augusta, Georgia be jus' no ship t' be.

I reckon Jamaican in th' moonlight.
Sandy beaches, drinkin' rum every night.
We got no doubloons, mama, but we can go;
We'll split th' difference, go t' Coconut Grove.

Keep on natterin', mama, I can hear
Yer voice, it tickles down inside o' me ear.
I feel a tropical vacation this year,
Might be th' answer t' this bucaneer fear.

I reckon Jamaican in th' moonlight.
Sandy beaches, drinkin' rum every night.
We got no doubloons, mama, but we can go;
We'll split th' difference, go t' Coconut Grove.

Voila! An American Dream.
Well, we can travel lass, without any means.
When 'tis as easy as closin' yer eyes
'n dream Jamaica be a big neon sign.

Jus' keep natterin', mama, I like that sound.
It goes so easy wit' that rain fallin' down.
I reckon a tropical vacation this year,
Might be th' answer t' this hillbilly fear.

Voila! An American Dream.
Yeah, we can travel, lass, without any means.
When 'tis as easy as closin' yer eyes
'n dream Jamaica be a big neon sign.

Jus' reckon Jamaican in th' moonlight.
Sandy beaches, drinkin' rum every night.
We got no doubloons, mama, but we can go;
We'll split th' difference, go t' Coconut Grove.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 June 2017, 12:57:04
Never been to Jamaica and probably never will.

Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 06 June 2017, 13:00:53
I knew someone who went and they walked the beach barefooted. They left the shoes next to the entrance of the beach.  They came back to find their shoes were stolen and replaced by the thieves worn pair.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 June 2017, 13:04:12
my parents got ripped off there too.  Only place in their world travels
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Clangador on 07 June 2017, 00:04:57
I knew someone who went and they walked the beach barefooted. They left the shoes next to the entrance of the beach.  They came back to find their shoes were stolen and replaced by the thieves worn pair.

At least his feet weren't in them.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 June 2017, 01:09:09
We don't tolerate th' theft o' shoes here on Achooluna! We shall plunder yer dignity, yer doubloons, yer sense o' self worth, 'n a lot o' yer time. But ne'er yer shoes.

Besides, used shoes stink!
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 07 June 2017, 07:15:13
We don't tolerate th' theft o' shoes here on Achooluna! We shall plunder yer dignity, yer doubloons, yer sense o' self worth, 'n a lot o' yer time. But ne'er yer shoes.
If that's true. Explain Wombat and your pants issues with him?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 June 2017, 16:28:16
Used shoes do stink
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 June 2017, 19:54:20
I make no attempt t' explain th' actions o' Wombat. Nah even Wombat can explain his owns actions. Ye jus' try t' survive them 'n hope fer th' best.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 June 2017, 10:30:39
Wombat might be a random action generator
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 June 2017, 23:23:07
 O0
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Clangador on 08 June 2017, 23:50:33
***Clang notices that Achoo and Mopar seem to be infested with minature battletech figure sized  Wombats.***
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 09 June 2017, 14:57:54
Are they mechanical, made by BoP Industries or did Wombat fell into the a botmaker??
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: BirdofPrey on 09 June 2017, 17:16:49
That sounds more like a Clang-A-Corp product
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Clangador on 10 June 2017, 14:21:59
That sounds more like a Clang-A-Corp product

This uranium paperweight is a prefectly fine product from Clang-a-Corp.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 10 June 2017, 14:28:09
This uranium paperweight is a prefectly fine product from Clang-a-Corp.

Is that why your hook is glowing?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: BirdofPrey on 10 June 2017, 17:07:35
Should have bought the BoP Industries tungsten paperweight
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 June 2017, 19:39:27
***Clang notices that Achoo and Mopar seem to be infested with minature battletech figure sized  Wombats.***

That doesn't sound that bad. 
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 June 2017, 21:42:10
Arrrgh! Get them off o' me! Get those thin's off o' me! Arrrrgh!

KABLAM! KABLAM! WHUUUUMP!
BRATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT!
                                          WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
BANG BANG                  KABLAM KABLAM              KABLAM                 KAWHUMP![/color]
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Did I get them all?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: BirdofPrey on 11 June 2017, 23:57:52
No
*BoP chucks a hand grenade in Achoo's direction*
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Sharpnel on 12 June 2017, 01:13:29
I hope that's a nuclear hand grenade. Then again, that's no guarantee that the Wombats are killed off.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 12 June 2017, 05:47:06
I hope that's a nuclear hand grenade. The again, that's no guarantee that the Wombats are killed off.
(https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FrdIsTE2.gif&f=1)

Great....were going have minature Battletech figure sized glowing nuclear zombie Wombats doing anti-Achoo Battlemech attacks now.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Sharpnel on 12 June 2017, 06:28:57
As long as they are going after Achoo and not the rest of us, who cares?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: BirdofPrey on 12 June 2017, 07:50:35
Seems legit
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 June 2017, 08:21:49
What could possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: BirdofPrey on 12 June 2017, 09:59:48
I asked the risk assesment department.  They assured me, I don't really want to know.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 12 June 2017, 10:12:10
I asked the risk assesment department.  They assured me, I don't really want to know.
You realize they were fibbing to get you out of their office so they could packup and zoom off at warp speed in one of your Rental Klingon Bird of prey Warships you mass produce right?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: BirdofPrey on 12 June 2017, 10:20:16
It is Monday, yes.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Clangador on 12 June 2017, 22:22:29
Monday. Ugh.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 June 2017, 08:19:53
No it's Tuesday!

Ah crap.  I'm in China so I'm a day ahead. 

Enjoy your Monday you Chowderheads  :P
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 13 June 2017, 09:36:48
Monday. Ugh.
Pisss...it's Tuesday.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 June 2017, 19:04:03
It's Wabbit Season!
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: BirdofPrey on 13 June 2017, 22:32:59
I thought it was duck season.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 June 2017, 00:34:50
It's Clang Season!
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 14 June 2017, 06:47:50
Make your minds up!

(https://media.tenor.co/images/5f2dae3b84f52b52d6f340ded21f4a54/raw)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 June 2017, 07:24:17
That show wasted a lot of paper
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 June 2017, 01:26:01
It's Baseball Season!

[Achoo tosses out a bag of baseballs, followed by pulling a really big gun and starts shooting at the baseballs with absolutely no concern about where any missed shot end up!]

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG KAWHANG Oops, sorry Mopar BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BLANG My bad, Wrangler BRATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATWHANG Sorry Bop. Just walk it off!
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 June 2017, 02:12:43
PULL
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Sharpnel on 15 June 2017, 02:22:11
*Two plushy pink wombats fly through the air* BOOM *click* BOOM

Holding a smoking 12-gauge shot gun in my hands, "Did I do that?' I then push my glasses back up to the bridge of my nose.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 June 2017, 02:28:05
OUCH!

Watch that thing Achoo
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 15 June 2017, 06:36:06
Batter up?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Clangador on 15 June 2017, 16:52:38
Better than butter.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 June 2017, 23:50:21
Better than butter.

How is anything better than butter?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Sharpnel on 17 June 2017, 00:28:17
When it is covered with bacon, of course.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Clangador on 17 June 2017, 03:25:41
When it is covered with bacon, of course.

With bacon bits on top.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Sharpnel on 17 June 2017, 04:03:40
Served on a bed of bacon.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 June 2017, 05:12:27
I had to go to Malaysia a couple of times.  They don't have bacon  :(
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Sharpnel on 17 June 2017, 05:27:41
Muslim country, so therefore no bacon. They really don't know what they are missing (aside from the high cholesterol)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 June 2017, 13:42:41
Muslim country, so therefore no bacon. They really don't know what they are missing (aside from the high cholesterol)

They have a turkey bacon that looks nasty.

The country is not 100% Muslim but it's darn close. 
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 June 2017, 17:57:32
IT'S BACON SEASON ME HEARTIES!
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 21 June 2017, 18:15:24
It's grilling season.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 June 2017, 22:42:20
If ye can grill th' bacon on th' grill wit' a side o' eggs 'n hashbrowns that would be awesome! Otherwise ye needs t' get a skillet.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 June 2017, 00:01:21
Um Achoo, isn't it always bacon season?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 22 June 2017, 06:02:21
Don't tell it to Kevin Bacon, he gets bit vain about it.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 June 2017, 23:47:48
Mr. Bacon does nah jus' get "vain". He gets mighty, mighty, mighty concerned 'n gets a lot footloose fer th' exits wit' much haste.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 June 2017, 02:35:42
In China the bacon is almost raw  :(
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 25 June 2017, 12:19:52
In China the bacon is almost raw  :(
Ugh

How does Wombat survive on that.  :P
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 June 2017, 01:04:37
I 'ave no idea sir. Why don't ye ask th' azure bane how it survives on such raw cuisine. Jus' be careful. Th' answer may nah be pleasant.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 June 2017, 05:01:31
Bacon is far better in the US
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 12 July 2017, 19:51:28
Bacon is far better in the US
You mean, Merica.  ;)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 July 2017, 20:39:00
Wha' in th' heck happened? It suddenly got dark as all o' th' lights went out! Even th' power 'n th' internet connection went out! Then thar was a long period o' silence, followed by a lot o' cussin'. Then th' whole ship rocked back 'n forth, thar was a lot o' construction noise, then th' lights sort o' flickered back on fer a bit 'n th' stars were different. Did we accidentally end up inside o' Wombat's pouch again?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 12 July 2017, 21:33:36
That's impossible. The Wombat has not been seen in months. He's never been in this impenetrable fortress known as Achooluna.  O0

Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: BirdofPrey on 13 July 2017, 00:52:54
*BoP re-enters shuddering from withdraw*
FORUMS!!!
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 July 2017, 01:02:04
Just sit down and have a beer. Somebody get him a burger!
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Post by: Wrangler on 13 July 2017, 20:06:56
I thought he was mechanical.  Won't that put him off line? Oh well

*Has a Clang-O-Bot dressed in a hula dancer stuff Hawaiian Burger into BoP's pie hole and sudden watch him short circuit.*
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 July 2017, 00:23:33
I jus' realized that I be runnin' out o' good enemies, dang it! Wombat, me arch-nemesis, has gone awol in Capellan space 'n me frienemy Clang has sadly left us. I needs t' find a few new enemies t' exchange insults wit'.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 July 2017, 03:24:32
Can you insult Clarke?

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Post by: Wrangler on 27 July 2017, 05:29:22
Too easy of a Target.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 30 July 2017, 03:48:19
Too easy of a Target.

That might be a double pun since I think that is where he works  :))
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 August 2017, 23:08:38
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.   :)
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 August 2017, 22:08:06
Hey Achoo!

*waves*

I can see Iowa from here.  I'm in Omaha.

I used to think I was fat.  Here I'm a like a super model. 
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 August 2017, 23:11:56
Cool. I can see Iowa from here. I am in Illinois. Other side of the state.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 August 2017, 08:00:33
Cool. I can see Iowa from here. I am in Illinois. Other side of the state.

I walked over to Iowa the last time I was here. 

Illinois - so it's all Chicago-Bang-Bang right?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 August 2017, 12:49:38
No more than Los Angeles is all Southern California.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 August 2017, 16:37:49
No more than Los Angeles is all Southern California.

It's not?

I used to love being in Orange County, or as they like to say the OC, and telling them this is just the slightly nicer part of LA.

They love that  O:-)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 September 2017, 23:56:45
I still get comments from people online that think that Moline is a suburb of Chicago.  #P
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Post by: Wrangler on 09 September 2017, 21:36:44
Moline? Rock Island County was interesting name for the county it's in.  At first i thought, well that's silly they name place near landlock midwest for nautical location!  Then read about it, turns out to be it's the best armed little island north on the Mississippi!
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 September 2017, 23:05:02
Isn't there a Radiator supplier named after Moline
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 September 2017, 01:46:36
There was. Minneapolis Moline.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 September 2017, 04:08:41
There was. Minneapolis Moline.

Minnesota you say 
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Post by: Wrangler on 13 September 2017, 06:17:22
There was. Minneapolis Moline.
Was? What did you guys do this time? Did Clarke some how sell the place to some shady organization or did BoP blow the place into spaaaaaaccccceeeee.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 September 2017, 23:58:30
Clarke!  He sold it to the Chinese along with the Vikings, the Twins and two pugs named Guido and Francis. 

the Chinese are not happy!

But they'll keep the Pugs
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 17 September 2017, 04:32:19
Was? What did you guys do this time? Did Clarke some how sell the place to some shady organization or did BoP blow the place into spaaaaaaccccceeeee.
The correct term is launch thankyouverymuch
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Post by: Wrangler on 17 September 2017, 18:29:49
The correct term is launch thankyouverymuch
I'm sure all the good citizens of Minneapolis, Moline weren't screaming as their city was "launched" into orbit.

Suddenly's its a American ripoff of Super Fortress Macross named Super Fortress Moline.
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 17 September 2017, 18:43:06
I, of course, do have the technology to turn it into a Super Dimensional Fortress.

Money on the other hand . . .
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Post by: Wrangler on 17 September 2017, 22:44:58
I, of course, do have the technology to turn it into a Super Dimensional Fortress.

Money on the other hand . . .
So it's bigger on the inside than the outside?  you must be making bundle collecting taxes from the city's residence since they don't want be sucking vacuum.

 ^-^ . . o o O O (Hey, won't that mean we have another place to build a Achooluna themed Rum Resort?)
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 October 2017, 12:59:24
Did someone say money?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 October 2017, 22:32:12
Hey, be careful about messing with Moline. We are the home of the corporate headquarters of John Deere. THE corporate headquarters. We even have a style of pizza named after us!
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 17 October 2017, 22:36:09
There a pizza named Achooluna?  What on it?  Pepperoni and Cheese?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 October 2017, 22:54:58
Well, technically it is called Quad Cities style pizza......but Moline is one of the five cities of the Quad Cities (it's complicated.... :D) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quad_City-style_pizza (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quad_City-style_pizza)
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Post by: Wrangler on 18 October 2017, 05:54:37
Yummy!  I thought it was a place that promoted Quad 'Mech Pizza delivery!
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 October 2017, 07:49:05
Well, technically it is called Quad Cities style pizza......but Moline is one of the five cities of the Quad Cities (it's complicated.... :D) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quad_City-style_pizza (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quad_City-style_pizza)

You have something called quad city with 5 cities in it?

Oh this has to be good. 
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Post by: Sharpnel on 18 October 2017, 08:21:13
It must be because that East Moline and Moline are considered distinct cities and thus five cities in the Quad Citiies
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Post by: Wrangler on 18 October 2017, 17:47:07
Well, technically it is called Quad Cities style pizza......but Moline is one of the five cities of the Quad Cities (it's complicated.... :D) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quad_City-style_pizza (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quad_City-style_pizza)

Is this one of the Pizza places in that area?

(http://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=57607.0;attach=42210)

I hope people give good tips!
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 October 2017, 23:40:21
Is this one of the Pizza place in that area?

(http://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=57607.0;attach=42210)

I hope people give good tips!

It's not side shift pizza?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 October 2017, 23:45:13
The original four cities of the Quad Cities are Davenport and Bettendorf on the Iowa side of the Mississippi River, and Rock Island and Moline on the Illinois side. Than East Moline got uppity and started calling itself a city.. And they insist on this, despite everybody else insisting that there is four cities in the Quad Cities. It's even in the name.....

BTW, the area is where Black Hawk, chief of the Sauk indians, was born and the site of Saukenuk, the chief village of the Sauk indians.  We have a bit of history here. We are also where the first railraod bridge across the Mississippi River was built in 1856.

Davenport is home to the Palmer College of Chiropractic, birthplace of the Chiropractic arts. So if you visit a Chiro, you can thank us. The Palmer's invented it.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 19 October 2017, 05:41:16
That's pretty cool. I was always into historical related items.  Kinda why i like quazy future history Battletech has.

I can picture Achoo on a pink Trolly Bus pointing out things to everyone.  :)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 October 2017, 14:46:36
Here is what I am talking about! Quad Cities style pizza!
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 October 2017, 04:55:27
OK - it sounds good except the slicing.  My engineering brain might not accept it. 
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 October 2017, 07:03:29
The shape of the slices is fine, it's the insistence on using scissors that's dumb.
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Post by: Wrangler on 22 October 2017, 07:43:01
Let's not happy taunt the big pink boss. His piZza goes hia way. He has control of the rum!
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Post by: truetanker on 22 October 2017, 15:09:35
* A rather large and imposing Rattler mobile structure-like tank rumbles upon the scene. Slewing it's multiple turrets around, it begins to fire...

Synthed Voice: Hostiles inbound, Delta program initiated.

Seconds later a Squadron of Wild Weasel make a longrange missile strike, while longrange artillery starts to shell the same target, the Bar.

In a matter of a few moments, the aerocraft and artillery were subdued by the machine. The machine shrugged of an Alamo strike, and deployed a single Battle Armored Humanoid.

Synthed Voice: Targets retreating, Alpha program engaged, Primary Omnibus circuit online, systems nominal. Status: 78% operational, Fuel reserves depleting... recommend additional resupply. Searching.... Searching... Searching... Alternative fuel supply found. Dete-ete. Hostiles unknown. Hello? Is someone there? My sensor circuits are in need of re-calibrating at next system maintenance... Dete-ete. Hello? I detect something in the proximity, identify yourselves! *


( I've been playing way not enough of Fallout 4... got it last christmass and only began truly playing for about 18 days and 19 hours as of last save level 40.4 or so. )

TT
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 October 2017, 14:25:02
What are video games?
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Post by: Wrangler on 24 October 2017, 14:57:15
What are video games?
It's the thing that killed the Video Star. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwuy4hHO3YQ)
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Post by: truetanker on 24 October 2017, 14:59:10
It's the thing that killed the Video Star. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwuy4hHO3YQ)

OMG.... YOUR OLD!

TT
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Post by: Wrangler on 24 October 2017, 15:14:03
OMG.... YOUR OLD!

TT
Takes one to know one!  :))  :blank:
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 October 2017, 16:51:35
It's the thing that killed the Video Star. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwuy4hHO3YQ)

First thing played on MTV
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Post by: Wrangler on 27 October 2017, 05:54:03
Truetrucker, i think you may have doubled parked your Rattler.  The Achooluna police department was by AND they had Cobra! Towing to haul it away.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 30 October 2017, 14:26:40
Achooluna Police are usually pretty lazy
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Post by: Wrangler on 30 October 2017, 18:36:31
Achooluna Police are usually pretty lazy
I'm bit surprised about that. Isn't that how they make their money?
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 November 2017, 00:58:26
They make their money on parking tickets, impounding vehicles and taking kickbacks.

If you don't claim your vehicle in a week they make additional money by selling it.  >:D
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Post by: Wrangler on 01 November 2017, 05:59:33
Why is there a pile of tickets slapped on the wiper of your Hetzer?
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 November 2017, 17:31:50
This place isn't very lively
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 November 2017, 23:02:03
If you want lively start annoying the moderators.......
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Post by: Wrangler on 03 November 2017, 05:53:02
Having a company of red painted BattleMasters showing up at drinking resort can sober things up bit.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 November 2017, 23:54:07
Just having a full company of Battlemasters showing up anywhere will sober things up anywhere, regardless of what color they are painted.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 November 2017, 12:44:15
Speaking of which, been painting a lot of minis lately

And building terrain boards
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Post by: Wrangler on 06 November 2017, 13:03:43
Just having a full company of Battlemasters showing up anywhere will sober things up anywhere, regardless of what color they are painted.
Wow, that will be a sight.  Showing the opposing force who the master of the battlefield.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 November 2017, 17:41:28
Reminds me of Lords of the Battlefield
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 November 2017, 23:10:29
That would be a company of Warlords.   8)
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Post by: Wrangler on 08 November 2017, 06:56:08
Achoo, being a youngin of sorts.  What Mech DO you drive anyways?
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 November 2017, 11:46:22
Achoo, being a youngin of sorts.  What Mech DO you drive anyways?

I think he has a Walker, a Cane, and a Lark

 ;D
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Post by: truetanker on 08 November 2017, 16:10:10
I think he has a Walker, a Cane, and a Lark

 ;D

More like these!

https://www.google.com/search?q=elderly+scooters+at+walmart&source=univ&tbm=shop&tbo=u&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiCzLmz8a_XAhXklFQKHWIaB8oQsxgIKw&biw=1264&bih=878 (https://www.google.com/search?q=elderly+scooters+at+walmart&source=univ&tbm=shop&tbo=u&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiCzLmz8a_XAhXklFQKHWIaB8oQsxgIKw&biw=1264&bih=878)

Might get his senior discount too.

TT #P
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 November 2017, 12:10:06
More like these!

https://www.google.com/search?q=elderly+scooters+at+walmart&source=univ&tbm=shop&tbo=u&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiCzLmz8a_XAhXklFQKHWIaB8oQsxgIKw&biw=1264&bih=878 (https://www.google.com/search?q=elderly+scooters+at+walmart&source=univ&tbm=shop&tbo=u&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiCzLmz8a_XAhXklFQKHWIaB8oQsxgIKw&biw=1264&bih=878)

Might get his senior discount too.

TT #P

LOL

I don't think he is riding in one of those but I bet at work he has customers that do and I bet he wants to topple every single one of them over. 
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 November 2017, 22:22:45
Achoo, being a youngin of sorts.  What Mech DO you drive anyways?

A stolen Locust II C.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 November 2017, 12:14:45
Would never have guessed that
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Post by: Wrangler on 13 November 2017, 12:43:35
Well, with all those crossed out stickers of Clan Wolf on it and pink spray paint job on it.  You won't be able to tell... ^-^
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 November 2017, 13:28:41
Well it's better than a Jenner IIC
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Post by: truetanker on 13 November 2017, 15:27:01
I don't know,that Jaguar version stings a lot at range.

TT
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 November 2017, 15:29:49
I don't know,that Jaguar version stings a lot at range.

TT

Is that the Jenner IIC 2 ?

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Post by: truetanker on 14 November 2017, 07:04:44
Yep, even has the best secondary weapon known to the Clans : an LRM-5!

I treat it as a larger SRM-2, with bite.... and range.

TT
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Post by: Wrangler on 14 November 2017, 07:14:00
<<In meantime, Achooluna police have towed truetanker's rattler away with bigger airborne structure (huge blimp) leaving a ticket of 100 million C-bills for trickle parking.>>

*Wrangler takes a sip from his rum (Hey, it' IS Achoolina, drinking rum every night) and watches the site of monster air ship fly off with the Mk2 Rattler away with orange flashing lights of a tow truck...*

That's not something you see everyday.  I guess Police are looking for a big pay day.
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Post by: truetanker on 14 November 2017, 07:21:25
* TT is singing Up and away in his beautiful balloon  *

TT
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 November 2017, 11:15:53
This thread needs 76% more rum
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Post by: Wrangler on 15 November 2017, 10:13:23
What's the other 24%?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 November 2017, 11:36:42
What's the other 24%?

Vodka hopefully
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 November 2017, 23:54:44
Well, we certainly don't cut the rum with a cola......that's sacrilege!
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Post by: Sharpnel on 16 November 2017, 02:51:00
How about orange juice?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 16 November 2017, 06:52:30
How about orange juice?
Vodka is used for that. It's called screwdriver.  Add rum it's a tropical Screwdriver, but i'm not sure it's drinkable.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Sharpnel on 16 November 2017, 07:10:21
Vodka is used for that. It's called screwdriver.  Add rum it's a tropical Screwdriver, but i'm not sure it's drinkable.
Trust me, it is quite drinkable, especially with Captain Myer's Rum
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 November 2017, 11:32:47
Pyrat?  Is that the right name?  Some damn good rum. 
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 20 November 2017, 13:49:46
I think it's Pryde, since Adrien Pryde faked his death and open a distillery in Free Worlds League.  Pryde's Fusineers, fuel for the savage warrior.  I think he may have rum brand called Star Captain Adrien's Rum.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 November 2017, 16:45:28
He faked his death?  OMG it all makes sense now. 
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 November 2017, 00:08:38
And he drove off in the writer's Fiat..... ;D
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 November 2017, 11:32:46
And he drove off in the writer's Fiat..... ;D

Was it a Fiat 500?   ;D
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Sharpnel on 22 November 2017, 16:35:03
A bit more powerful, it was an Abarth edition.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 22 November 2017, 19:18:48
Could been this Fiat.

(https://www.autoedizione.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Fiat-4x4.jpg)

or this one.
(http://www.thefrankbartoncompany.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/fiat_cargo_pic.jpg)
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Post by: truetanker on 23 November 2017, 14:09:07
Those need BT stats, stat!

TT
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 30 November 2017, 21:43:15
those Fiats have too many doors
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 01 December 2017, 19:59:57
those Fiats have too many doors
I guess your not a doors fan.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 December 2017, 13:34:40
I guess your not a doors fan.

I like Peace Frog but other than that no I'm not a big Doors fan. 
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Post by: Wrangler on 02 January 2018, 16:14:11
Man everyone must got blitz from New Years.  Usually there some kind jabber in this place after having those special rums Achoo usually stashes here.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 January 2018, 16:40:15
The thread is in a coma
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 January 2018, 23:05:23
Sorry. I had internet issues that had their own internet issues. I have been offline since the 15th of December.... [drool]
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Post by: Wrangler on 08 January 2018, 10:02:44
Don't worry, though you should look more often where that plug you pull out by accident that connects the internet then firebombing the provider.  :))
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 January 2018, 23:50:46
Well, I ditched the provider...... 8)
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 January 2018, 12:28:09
Dropped them like a hot potato
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Post by: Wrangler on 09 January 2018, 22:09:32
*Watches the hot potato explode since it was grenade!*

Look out!!

*Suddenly the Wombat waltz in and get shot through the ceiling leaving a Wombat hole*

I said look out...man.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 January 2018, 23:21:35
Hope my little buddy remembers his parachute
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 January 2018, 13:04:03
Wombat? Remember? Not until after he crashes, then maybe a week later it might, just might, dawn on him. And at that moment he will pull the ripcord of a parachute (probably inappropriately at an inappropriate time) than waddle off to cause mayhem somewhere else.....
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Post by: Wrangler on 17 January 2018, 15:42:07
He alright
*Wrangler peers outside watching a pink Locust IIC stomp off*

He seems like doing Grand theft Mecha.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 January 2018, 19:25:31
Well in about 8 hours I'll be in Wombat's current territory. 

Wish me luck.   :D
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 25 January 2018, 20:24:44
Look out for his famous TNT cream pies!

<<LOUD ExPLOSIoN>>

Hmm i guess don't have to look out too far...
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 January 2018, 13:19:29
I can see clearly now the rain is gone
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day
Oh, yes I can make it now the pain is gone
All of the bad feelings have disappeared
Here is that rainbow I've been praying for
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day
Look all around, there's nothing but blue skies
Look straight ahead, there's nothing but blue skies
I can see clearly now the rain is gone
I can see all obstacles in my way
Here is that rainbow I've been praying for
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day
Bright (bright), bright (bright)
Bright sunshiny day
It's going to be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 February 2018, 00:19:59
Does this mean that there are rainbows coming out of Achoo's ass.

I've never seen him in such a good mood
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 01 February 2018, 20:24:27
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJJ_bVNeNx4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJJ_bVNeNx4)

Just replace Candy with Achoo, is even funnier!

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Who can take a sunrise
 (Who can take a sunrise)
 Sprinkle it with dew
 (Sprinkle it with dew)
 Cover it in chocolate
 And a miracle or two
 The Achoo
 (The Achoo)
 The Achoo can
 (The Achoo can)
 The Achoo can cause he
 Mixes it with love and
 Makes the world taste good

 Who can take a rainbow
 (Who can take a rainbow)
 And wrap it in a sigh
 (Wrap it in a sigh)
 Soak it in the sun and
 Make a tasty lemon pie
 The Achoo
 (The Achoo)
 Oh the Achoo can
 (The Achoo can)
 The Achoo can
 Ã‚‘Cause he
 Mixes it with
 Love and
 Makes the world
 Taste good

 The Achoo makes
 Everything he bakes
 Satisfying and delicious
 Talk about your
 Childhood wishes
 You could even eat
 The dishes

 Who can take tomorrow
 (Who can take tomorrow)
 And dip it in a dream
 (Dip it in a dream)
 Separate the sorrow
 And collect up all the cream
 The Achoo
 (The Achoo)
 Oh the Achoo can
 (The Achoo can)
 The Achoo can cause he
 Mixes it with love and
 Makes the world
 Taste good

 The Achoo can cause he
 Mixes it with love and
 Makes the world
 Taste good
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 01 February 2018, 21:52:33
Achoo may have gotten into the "Special" meds again.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 05 February 2018, 18:59:55
Achoo may have gotten into the "Special" meds again.

Geritol? 
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 06 February 2018, 20:53:36
Flintstone Vitamins....

King VitAmin cereal...

Slightly hygienic partial-homogenized soy milk, soft-curdled with a hint of peppermint schnapps!

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Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 February 2018, 15:06:00
Well you can't beat Flintstone Vitamins
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 09 February 2018, 12:25:05
Well, at least Achoo hasn't been inflicted with early sign of the Easter Bunny Infection yet.  Sanity is at normal levels so far.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 February 2018, 12:57:24
Normal?  This is normal?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 09 February 2018, 13:38:04
As normal as Achooluna get's.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Sharpnel on 09 February 2018, 19:46:23
HIs life can be characterized as being filled with traijacket memories and sedative highs
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 February 2018, 21:40:27
HIs life can be characterized as being filled with traijacket memories and sedative highs

I think it's more in line with binge watching Pauly Shore movies
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 13 February 2018, 11:49:18
I can see him bringing Paul shore movies doing this to him.
*Wrangler pokes Achoo's weeks old inert body with pool cue see if he's still alive or hibernating.*
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 13 February 2018, 15:06:35
* Wrangler gets hit with a lawsuit from said Pool Cue for Endangering it's life with Attempt to Bodily Harm. A Weasel rep is standing by... *

Wow, such toon violence...

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Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 February 2018, 12:29:13
*Pool cue melts as Achoo's gamer funk breaks down it's molecular structure*
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 14 February 2018, 12:35:54
*Wrangler counter suits with a large law book knocking out the rep Weasel and then sents him to the Roadkill Cafe down street to settle the suit with WeaselBurgers*

Dang Weasels.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 14 February 2018, 15:02:16
There's a sign for 2-4-$5 sale @ WeaselKing going on now.

Comes with a Wombat action figure and Achoo-sized micro shoe fries, in reality more like a Mickey D's Hashbrown... of course the MOPAR-size drink is an upgrade-able one.

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Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 February 2018, 15:10:18
You realize that the Mopar-sized drink causes kidney failure in most individuals, right?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 16 February 2018, 14:38:56
That the deities I'm a Borg...

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Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 February 2018, 15:11:39
As in Smorgasbord?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 16 February 2018, 15:43:21
I'd never called you borging.  You seem to be a lively fellow.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 February 2018, 18:57:32
It's true.  I still have a pulse
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: BirdofPrey on 21 February 2018, 21:48:24
I'd never called you borging.
Probably because he has no biological OR technological distinctiveness.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 22 February 2018, 06:35:27
Probably because he has no biological OR technological distinctiveness.
He has those tank treads on his feet he was using to click into his Mobile Structure bar were currently inhabiting somewhere.

Hmm i wonder he may have displaced Achoo inside that thing and he's currently lost in it...
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 22 February 2018, 13:50:56
My Great Grandpappy was WaLLe and Great-Great Grandpappy was Johnny5.

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Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 February 2018, 15:32:46
My Great Grandpappy was WaLLe and Great-Great Grandpappy was Johnny5.

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That makes you the robot from Lost In Space
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 25 February 2018, 08:27:15
That makes you the robot from Lost In Space
You mean he's terrible with directions?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 February 2018, 13:08:43
You mean he's terrible with directions?

He bought one of those Star Maps off TV
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 26 February 2018, 15:41:21
I can still find your house Mopar, I'll just as Com-er... Word of Blake's OnStar to find my way.

 }:)

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Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 February 2018, 16:51:19
I can still find your house Mopar, I'll just as Com-er... Word of Blake's OnStar to find my way.

 }:)

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Well you guys are invited anytime you want - just be aware of the dod.   8)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 27 February 2018, 14:10:54
Well you guys are invited anytime you want - just be aware of the dod.   8)

It's drool worse than it's bite?

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Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 February 2018, 14:20:53
It's drool worse than it's bite?

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Dog. 

There was a Todd in our BT group.  His drool was pretty bad. 
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 28 February 2018, 15:34:36
So a case of frozen Steakumms then?

http://www.steakumm.com/ (http://www.steakumm.com/)

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Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 February 2018, 15:52:51
So a case of frozen Steakumms then?

http://www.steakumm.com/ (http://www.steakumm.com/)

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Never freeze your meat. 
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 28 February 2018, 20:23:44
Never freeze your meal? How else you suppose to keep it around after it's caught so you can slice, dice, and makes Julienne Fries out of it?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 February 2018, 22:49:09
Never freeze your meal? How else you suppose to keep it around after it's caught so you can slice, dice, and makes Julienne Fries out of it?

Eat it fresh
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 March 2018, 22:16:54
Never freeze your meal? How else you suppose to keep it around after it's caught so you can slice, dice, and makes Julienne Fries out of it?

One does not Julienne meat. Potatoes, yes. Vegetable, yes. Meat, on.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 11 March 2018, 07:41:38
Meat, on.
So, Meat Off?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 11 March 2018, 09:29:32
Achoo thinks so...

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Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 March 2018, 23:37:58
Actually, no. Dyslexia strikes again!
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 12 March 2018, 07:28:32
You should paid it off so it won't be on Strike to begin with!
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 March 2018, 12:54:00
I think you guys play with your meat too much
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 13 March 2018, 19:18:42
I think you guys play with your meat too much

Says the Hippie free-loader you!

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Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 13 March 2018, 22:33:22
Free loader? Where do you get that from?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 March 2018, 23:54:46
Free loader? Where do you get that from?

Yeah where the hell does he get that?

I bet I paid more in taxes last year than Achoo.  I might have paid more than Achoo and him!

Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 14 March 2018, 11:38:03
Doesn't Achoo own Achooluna? Why would he pay his own taxes?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 March 2018, 19:33:15
Doesn't Achoo own Achooluna? Why would he pay his own taxes?

The place is worthless so the taxes are 0
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 14 March 2018, 20:42:07
No wonder the Palm trees are made out of 3D Cardboard!
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 March 2018, 18:28:46
No wonder the Palm trees are made out of 3D Cardboard!

He is on such a tight budget he only has 2D cardboard. 

Hey - I'm in Chicago today
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 15 March 2018, 19:55:44
Come to Indy, I'll buy the beer and pizza!

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Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 March 2018, 14:00:59
Come to Indy, I'll buy the beer and pizza!

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I've been to Indy!

Hey did you know that I have a thing called the Mopar Messiah Commando Support Tour?  I've played BT with 17 Commandos on the East Coast.  I've flown to game with Clangador in Seattle / Tacoma.  Flew to KC to play BT with Hellhound. 

So now I need to remember that you are in Indy

MM
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 14 April 2018, 15:12:40
*pokes MightyAchoo with a Pool Stick* Did he overload from one those Easter Drinks again?  He's been in coma for months.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 April 2018, 13:13:40
*pokes MightyAchoo with a Pool Stick* Did he overload from one those Easter Drinks again?  He's been in coma for months.

Cadbury Egg poisoning is my guess
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 April 2018, 22:35:56
Nope. Just more suck hours from reality. Oh, and "wonderful, happy, respectful" customers............
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 20 April 2018, 22:38:03
Ya know what?

I think Achoo is secretly posting those Walmart pics of people on YOUTUBE....

You know which ones....

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Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 April 2018, 18:46:14
Oh, and "wonderful, happy, respectful" customers............


HAHAHAHAHA

Come on I've seen those people  ;D
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 April 2018, 15:35:55
Unfortunately so do I. Every day...........some more than once every day.  xp
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 April 2018, 17:18:47
Unfortunately so do I. Every day...........some more than once every day.  xp

Luckily they have bleach so you can wash out your eyes
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 April 2018, 13:02:47
Bleach doesn't get the images out of my mind. And trust me, neither does alcohol.................. xp
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 05 May 2018, 10:11:30
What DO you do, Mr. Achoo all knowing ... something.. in pink?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 May 2018, 00:20:59
(https://www.thetoyshoppe.com/images/productslarge/56430d.jpg)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 07 May 2018, 07:16:48
Ahhh!!!!!!!!  :D
He's mutated into a Mutant Pink Cat!!!  :o

(rolls ball of pink yarn to distract him, while Wrangler drinks his rum.)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 07 May 2018, 18:30:53
Quick someone warn Wombat fast...!!!

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Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 May 2018, 00:32:48
Mwahahaha! Wombat is trapped in the Confederation! Trapped I tell you!






Which is probably good for us.........
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 01 June 2018, 06:39:35
Until he does a breakout!

<<Sudden over the Confederation border, less likely event accrues as a entire RCT launched from with House Liao space directly at Achooluna!  Lead by the Wombat, ahead of 1st Armored Wombat Brigade, various regiments named after Wombat's favorite things like wallets and underpants, etc. >>

<<Landing on planet, they hit the bars hard drinking up all Achoo's booze, while stealing various wallets including the Achoo's and replacing with a "IOU" in crayon and barely readable!>>

*Wrangler looks up as the horde of Wombat troops head off to another raid and says* Well, i'm glad i keep my wallet in electronic and various hiding spots. But oh well. *Drinks last of the rum he had in hand, hoping it hadn't been swapped out with Wombat's home made brew*.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 June 2018, 22:33:42
It's just not the same as actually having Wombat doing the actual raiding.  :(
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 July 2018, 22:41:23
Wow! I completely forgot that I parked this thing in orbit. Huh. Got a spare full moon.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 15 July 2018, 06:31:44
(trying to recover from Wombat's fake brew he was given...<cough><cough>) What moon? You parked it???  ??? :o
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 July 2018, 14:11:35
That is what you do with moons. Otherwise they are dwarf planets...….so you park them in orbit somewhere.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 15 July 2018, 16:35:04
I was referring to the huge volcanoes blowing Capital Thruster out of them.  Usually planets don't come equipped with those.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 July 2018, 11:40:25
Those are not volcanos. They ARE capital grade thrusters. And LUNA class "moons" do come equipped with them. Well, except for ClangLuna. That is equipped with a Suck drive. Just point it at someplace that sucks and it gets sucked right there.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 16 July 2018, 19:28:49
I'm almost afraid to ask what you do with universes largest round-ish Winnebago. 
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: BirdofPrey on 16 July 2018, 19:40:01
Achoo got himself one of the budget lunas
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 16 July 2018, 19:50:46
budget?  Like it's from Ikea with some parts missing?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 July 2018, 22:50:24
No, That was ClangLuna. Unfortunately I paid full price for this puppy!
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 23 July 2018, 16:47:18
What's with that meter wide trench that runs the equator length for again?

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Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 23 July 2018, 18:44:46
Wait, those sand traps for Achooluna Mech-golf course?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 August 2018, 00:34:28
The sand trench is for dunebuggy racing.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 August 2018, 22:41:55
Recreation on Achooluna is very important. 

The female wrestling pits are quite a hit
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 October 2018, 22:12:21
And you can get really hit there if you aren't careful!
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 October 2018, 10:36:25
yeah could lose an eyeball
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 18 October 2018, 12:45:18
Is there a sand pit like the Live-Fire Mech-Mud Wrestling matches you guys run?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 18 October 2018, 17:26:40
More like King Crab in the King of the Mountain arena.

After it rained...

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Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 October 2018, 11:08:36
Is there a sand pit like the Live-Fire Mech-Mud Wrestling matches you guys run?

LOL -our last BT game was Scenario 7 from the Coventry campaign.  It's played on the River Delta Map 1 & 2 + the Large Lakes 2 map with all hexes adjacent to water being mud. 

Fun times
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 October 2018, 21:17:26
One wild game I played in was four forest maps with hills. What made it wild was it was supposed to be a jungle in flood, with level 1 water everywhere (the level 1 terrain was level 0 water). It was messy as hell getting around on that one! (with lots of cover to boot!)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 October 2018, 21:20:41
Oh, and there was a current that required a piloting roll each turn to avoid being moved one hex in the direction of flow, modified by the weight class of your 'Mech. And if you failed that roll you had to make another piloting skill roll to avoid falling down. 

It was a messy game.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 30 October 2018, 07:09:45
Ever fought the Wombat in one those games. Seem like Wombat would't play fair.  ;D
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 30 October 2018, 21:58:53
Oh, and there was a current that required a piloting roll each turn to avoid being moved one hex in the direction of flow, modified by the weight class of your 'Mech. And if you failed that roll you had to make another piloting skill roll to avoid falling down. 

It was a messy game.

We had a game with a wide river, 5 hexes wide and the Merc unit had to find ford across it.  It required you step into the water to determine if the mirky water was shallow enough.  The Mercs drove their hovercraft and ejected their infantry to speed things up - sink or swim boys.  I did not see that tactic coming. 
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 November 2018, 11:31:42
Yup. Trial by drowning.  Gotta love that level of sadism.

Maxim 32
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 21 November 2018, 12:00:59
Well, not as entertaining having a Fireball going full tilt across a road map then fail skid check and litterly look like it's skipping across water like a rock and sinking as such after being hulled.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 December 2018, 17:34:59
Yup. Trial by drowning.  Gotta love that level of sadism.

Maxim 32

Yeah that was pretty funny
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 March 2019, 00:16:55
Well, not as entertaining having a Fireball going full tilt across a road map then fail skid check and litterly look like it's skipping across water like a rock and sinking as such after being hulled.


Been there, done that. Broke the Locust and the leg of the Warhammer it crashed into. Sadly the Warhammer was on my side......
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 01 March 2019, 00:33:22
He must have been drinking way too much rum.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 March 2019, 23:13:40
Nope. He was sober. I, however...….well, I wasn't drunk, but...…..
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Post by: truetanker on 06 March 2019, 09:18:25
Too many fruit cocktails eh?

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Post by: Wrangler on 06 March 2019, 09:53:07
I believe everyone bit fruity having all those sport drinks and their buzzy after words.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 March 2019, 22:52:11
Don't do those sporty drink things. I actually read the ingredient labels and checked what I was allowed to have. Nope. Don't do those things. They really ain't good for you.
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Post by: Wrangler on 08 March 2019, 07:37:52
(Hands cool bottle of birch beer to achoo.)
There that old style soda should do it for ya.

(Starts watching what he assumes a old recording of the  Wombat stealing someones Mech with comical results in piloting.)
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 March 2019, 23:10:54
Watch the third video. I put "Wombat friendly" picture instructions, arranged at random, on the controls. BattleMech Break Dancing at it's finest! He broke the 'Mech he stole, the lance sent to retrieve him and the Dropship that was actually sort of an innocent bystander.
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Post by: Wrangler on 21 March 2019, 05:41:57
Wow! The insurance company must went out of business on this misadventure. (Watches random explosions even though no guns being fired as people panic as their screaming "Wombat!!!")

[Wrangler squints seeing if the current line up of stooges...(oops)...rum drinkers still in the bar were there.]
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 March 2019, 11:35:03
When Wombat is involved insurance companies are not. If they can avoid it. But when Wombat is involved "avoiding it" is often not an option.
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Post by: Wrangler on 06 April 2019, 15:53:16
Is that why there so few insurance companies operating on Achooluna?
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 April 2019, 11:40:30
Well, Wombat is sort of my nemesis. Not officially. He just does it.
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Post by: Wrangler on 09 April 2019, 12:21:04
So he's hang on or you presented a challenge for him?
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 10 April 2019, 01:04:40
THere's insurance companies here?
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Post by: Wrangler on 10 April 2019, 05:48:33
THere's insurance companies here?
Oh course there is you silly bird!  How else they going make money on insurance companies that have to provide policies on them and keep eye on the Wombat?? 

(Points to some shady people in the corner of the bar, couple ladies dressed old cowboy clothes, and guy in red trench coat with wicket spiky hair.
(http://animeyume.com/trigun/trteagroup.jpg)
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 10 April 2019, 23:37:59
um are those $$60 billion valid here?
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Post by: Wrangler on 18 June 2019, 07:03:58
I think any cash is valid in Achooluna.  Including; Bitcoin, ScamBuck, Achoobills, and crayon colored Wombackers.

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=57607.0;attach=53177)
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 July 2019, 10:36:42
Actually I prefer C-Bills or Taurian hard currency.
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Post by: Wrangler on 04 July 2019, 11:42:03
Actually I prefer C-Bills or Taurian hard currency.
I hear Taurian money markets are a bit bullish.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 July 2019, 17:46:07
What the hell is Taurian Hard currency?

I have been in Vietnam a lot lately and the currency is the DONG and it is 23600 dong per $ - so I got a million or so Dongs  :o
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Post by: truetanker on 05 July 2019, 16:16:11
At least you'll never run out of toilet paper!

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Post by: Wrangler on 05 July 2019, 16:52:00
At least you'll never run out of toilet paper!
Good grief, that something Achoo could use. [escapes though hidden floor door!]
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Post by: Wrangler on 09 July 2019, 06:29:28
[peeks from under the floor panel sipping a drink.] Hmm Achoo fallen into a coma again the throne room. (aka Toilet.)
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 July 2019, 11:39:26
(There is a flushing sound in the throne room. A few minutes later Achoo emerges from the throne room spraying 2 cans of air freshener to try and combat the noxious green cloud within. He slams the door shut and takes off his gas mask, the walks over to the bar with about a dozen Dong notes stuck to his left shoe..)

Whew! Talk about toxic waste dumps!
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Post by: Wrangler on 10 July 2019, 11:46:15
Didn't you have a Karnov's propeller mounted in roof of that "Throne" room of yours?
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 10 July 2019, 15:32:00
I'm trying to decide if you're the reason we have mutants in the sewer, or the reason we don't have more.
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Post by: truetanker on 10 July 2019, 17:02:37
* Truetanker is seen existing the bathroom in a waste removal suit carrying a Bio baggy.

Looks like I got some more free experimental materials for these frails.

TT  >:D
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 July 2019, 16:03:03
Didn't you have a Karnov's propeller mounted in roof of that "Throne" room of yours?

Well, I did...….but I have to replace it. It kinda…..sorta...….got eaten away...….
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Post by: Wrangler on 14 July 2019, 18:53:28
Oh...so thats why i thought I hear a massive propeller launch through ceiling!
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 July 2019, 20:06:50
It didn't really launch...…..it sorta flew off sorta kinda out of control.....  ;D
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Post by: truetanker on 15 July 2019, 16:55:49
Oh god...

What did you  morphed to NOW??!?1

TT
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Post by: Wrangler on 15 July 2019, 18:39:37
He morphed into a plushy toy.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 July 2019, 20:57:26
It's a pink with purple polka dots Winslow! Dou you like it?   >:D
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Post by: Wrangler on 15 July 2019, 21:29:33
You also needs a young child to carry you around since your now reduced to a plushie toy!  Oh wait, that Wombat carrying you...have fun..
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 July 2019, 09:52:58
The priests of the Slag-Blah Church of The Winslow like me!

http://www.thugdome.com/slagblah_herodotus_complex.html (http://www.thugdome.com/slagblah_herodotus_complex.html)
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Post by: Wrangler on 16 July 2019, 09:56:56
So your immortal and indestructible??  That's make you prime target for Wombat to experiment on!
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 July 2019, 20:04:44
Been there.


Did that.


Became the tshirt.
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Post by: Wrangler on 18 July 2019, 20:56:07
Here i thought Buck Godat was going be on that T-Shirt.  ;D



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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 July 2019, 16:31:04
Nope. THAT Winslow is Greenish.
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Post by: Wrangler on 01 August 2019, 05:26:50
So if your drink enough a certain color drink, do you become the pink one?
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 August 2019, 11:49:07
with the amount of Vodka I drink I would be clear by now
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Post by: Wrangler on 01 August 2019, 13:26:06
It was either a watered down bloody mary or a shirley temple.
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Post by: truetanker on 01 August 2019, 21:59:41
Naw, Ginger Ale!

TT
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 August 2019, 16:55:12
Nope. Pink lemonade vodka punch! (Emphasis on punch. It has a bit of a kick..... :thumbsup:)
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Post by: Wrangler on 07 August 2019, 18:33:01
Is that how you got suddenly turned pink?
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 07 August 2019, 19:28:51
(Emphasis on punch. It has a bit of a kick..... :thumbsup:)
So is it a punch or a kick?
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Post by: Wrangler on 08 August 2019, 06:54:06
I think he get's kick out of it.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 August 2019, 19:20:42
So is it a punch or a kick?

It's a kick with quite a punch, and if you fail your piloting roll it will knock you on your ass.   >:D
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 August 2019, 19:22:38
Is that how you got suddenly turned pink?

Nope. I used to post in pink color just because it was annoying, but even I got annoyed with it so I switched to maroon because, well, dealing with maroons.  ::)
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Post by: Wrangler on 12 August 2019, 06:32:37
It's a kick with quite a punch, and if you fail your piloting roll it will knock you on your ass.   >:D
I can see you failing your piloting roll being hocked up booze!  Properly got your Locust IIC Kicked off by Wombat's Hatamoto-Chi Wombat IIC variant's kick!


Nope. I used to post in pink color just because it was annoying, but even I got annoyed with it so I switched to maroon because, well, dealing with maroons.  ::)

(Wrangler counts number people in the bar presently)  Are you accusing us to being a bad boy band called Maroon 5???  Because i sing country rock, not whateverthatcrap is.
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 12 August 2019, 08:30:59
If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, I'd been married a long time ago.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 August 2019, 14:02:58
Don't really listen all that much to the Achooluna "elevator muzak". Unless it gets annoyingly whiney. Then I go kill it a lot.
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Post by: Wrangler on 17 August 2019, 20:53:13
Woah!  That's like how that actor used Hannah Montana music to psych himself to play mass-murder. Man.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 August 2019, 22:22:18
It would do it for me.  >:D
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 August 2019, 15:48:33
I know a guy that listened to Hanson's Um-Bop over and over again
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 August 2019, 16:31:50
I can barely stand to listen to it even once. ***shudder***
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Post by: truetanker on 21 August 2019, 16:59:31
Truetanker starts some music.*

 * Plays Tubthumping by Chumbawamba...

I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down...

TT
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Post by: Wrangler on 22 August 2019, 10:00:21
(Wombat sneaks in behind the bar though the usual "door" behind the where bartender stands.  He listens to truetanker's music, starts to grove to it.  Then get's bored, and stealthy sneaks up to truetanker's jukebox and plays different song stuck playing for  10 hours by Lambchop named "This is the Song that NEVER ENDS". (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U2zJOryHKQ)  Liking better selection, then removes cash from select individual's wallets and then somehow removes pants off Achoo and leaving calling card written scribbled crayon with words "IOU" if were readable.  Wombat then sneaks out from a floor panel.)

HEY!  Who took my dough?!??!  What this horrible music!?!?!?
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Post by: truetanker on 22 August 2019, 14:11:15
Hey it's better than the old Achoo Theme song!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUI47XWxRM4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUI47XWxRM4)

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Post by: Wrangler on 22 August 2019, 15:13:20
Here i thought it was, Beach Ferret Boys - Achoona Kokomo.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 September 2019, 21:13:11
I had a theme song other than these?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jTHNBKjMBU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jTHNBKjMBU)
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Post by: Wrangler on 05 September 2019, 06:57:44
Indeed, i would never think you were anything else as a loonie toon.  Such losttech...wait...lostent (Lost entertainment).

Hmmm, i wonder if Wombat going sneak up on you with that opening. Naah.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 September 2019, 15:07:45
Hey! I resemble that remark!  ^-^
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 September 2019, 13:43:10
PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
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Post by: truetanker on 28 September 2019, 15:25:43
Did Wombat cut the mustard again?

Good thing I got filtration lung implants!

TT
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 September 2019, 19:43:56
*hack* I don't know...………………*cough* I was kind of overwhelmed by the green rolling vapor...……….*wheeze*
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 29 September 2019, 03:04:22
A pox upon the inventor of marquee text.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 September 2019, 21:49:22
But it is so much fun!
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Post by: Wrangler on 09 October 2019, 05:45:25
(Wrangler watches a Ambulance arrive though yet another re-built wall of the bar on Achooluna.  Smacking Achooluna into the OTHER wall across the way.  Wearing biomask suites, weasels with the institute of Grab'em&Bag'em of Health put Achoo into a "comfy" sack and toss him into the back. "Everyone stand back! We have a plague infested Winson-Achoo to contain and cure!"  The Weasels jump back in their vehicle and then they fish tail the Ambulance wiping out some unsuspecting Ferrets at table as they plow through the hole they came from with their lights blaring.)

I guess having the plague isn't "fun".  xp
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 October 2019, 21:58:28
Oh, the Merry-Go-Round broke down, and we went round and round. Each time t'would miss, we'd steal a kiss. And the Merry-Go-Round went "Um-pah-pah, um-pah-pah Um-pah! Um-pah! Um-pah-pah-pah!" Oh, the Merry-Go-Round broke down. And it made the darndest sound, the lights went low, we both said "Oh!" and the Merry-Go-Round went "Um-pah-pah, um-pah-pah Um-pah! Um-pah! Um-pah-pah-pah!" Oh what fun - a wonderful time, finding love for only a dime. Oh, the Merry-Go-Round broke down but you don't see me frown things turned out fine and now she's mine - Cause the the Merry-Go-Round went "Um-pah-pah, um-pah-pah Um-pah! Um-pah! Um-pah-pah-pah!" Oh, the Merry-Go-Round broke down
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Post by: Wrangler on 14 October 2019, 12:12:12
{{Click}}
(Wrangler shuts the radio / intercom thingy being broadcast from the Ambulance taking Achoo away...ahh oh heh to the funny farm}}

Well, good thing he indestructable, i wonder how long it will be until he recovers his senses (a they were.)?
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 October 2019, 20:40:05
[Achoo walks in from stage right, gets a flagon of run from the bar and goes to sit down in a lounge chair.]

Ahhhhhhhh, that hits the spot! What have I missed?
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Post by: Wrangler on 18 October 2019, 15:11:02
Ahhhhhhhh, that hits the spot! What have I missed?
Well, let's see. First the Earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes.  Then some scientist invented Jumpships and just about everyone left.  Then people got bored and had civiliwar.  Then McKenna put stop to that, blew up a island! Then Camerons came, they did a lot talking, and then poor Richard was given a shiny new gun as gift, but it instead it ventilated his head instead.  And then Kerensky showed up and kick Amaris out, but Kerensky got evicted out by House Lords. Then Blake came and fixed everything, then things go boring, Comstar told us to worship toaster ovens...then..
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 October 2019, 20:14:32
I hate toasters....especially the talking ones! Those things are just annoying and persistent!
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 October 2019, 02:08:34
Your toast has been burned, and no amount of scraping can remove the black parts.
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Post by: Wrangler on 24 October 2019, 16:09:11
I hate toasters....especially the talking ones! Those things are just annoying and persistent!
Even dancing toasters?
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GrimyRaggedCassowary-max-1mb.gif)
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 October 2019, 19:06:54
Yes, even the dancing ones. ESPECIALLY the dancing ones! They are too cute and need to be oblueterated!
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 October 2019, 19:24:56
but if you blue them they'll be even MORE resistant to corrosion and we'll NEVER be rid of them
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Post by: Wrangler on 24 October 2019, 21:38:35
Since their a BirdofPrey product?
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 October 2019, 21:21:03
Because they are cute and NEED TO BE DESTROYED!  >:D
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Post by: Wrangler on 27 October 2019, 06:17:50
(hands The Mighty ACHOO his a typical Mk1 SRM Launcher)  Go for it big guy. 
(Wrangler looks out side)  Hmm, looks like bunch of them heard what you said their forming a giant Mech outsider....Toastron?
(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=57607.0;attach=55373)
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 October 2019, 11:19:57
Wow! That looks so Futurama!
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Post by: Wrangler on 12 November 2019, 06:56:19
Are you going admire thing or you going blow up the Toastron out there?  I think just started shoot up your Locust IIC.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 November 2019, 12:52:48
Uhm, that isn't mine. It's been parked there for a while.  :)

And this thing? The launcher you handed me? Right. Nope. Not big enough.


[Achoo disappears in a puff of swirling pink smoke. 30 seconds later the toastron, and the surrounding area, gets obliterated by an orbital strike. Achoo reappears 30 seconds later in a swirl of pink smoke.]

There. That's better!
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Post by: Wrangler on 15 November 2019, 21:57:51
What the... :o

Dare i ask how in world of Carmen San Diego you did that?
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 November 2019, 01:39:53
Uhm………..big guns?
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Post by: Wrangler on 24 November 2019, 18:07:43
Big guns, will travel?
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 November 2019, 21:20:41
Not very far...……..it's kinda salvage...…….but the guns work!
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Post by: Wrangler on 26 November 2019, 06:49:45
What in worlds did you salvage from?
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 November 2019, 19:54:13
………….places...…………  :-X
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 27 November 2019, 20:30:25
Fell off a dropship did it?
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 November 2019, 17:22:16
Dropship...…..yeah, right, dropship...…………….. 8)
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Post by: Wrangler on 05 December 2019, 11:24:19
Surprised no one picked up Achoo for freight lifting...oh wait, he own Achloouna.  So he owns the police.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 December 2019, 18:30:19
Hey! It was salvage!  That's my story and I am sticking to it!  :thumbsup:
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Post by: Wrangler on 09 December 2019, 09:01:09
So you have a piece together Pocket-Warship (Dropship) in orbit ready pounce any target you desire?

Why in world haven't you used that on the Wombat?

 :P . . o o O O (waitminute...didn't one those past bars end up being made out assault dropship that went lawn darted into the ground?)
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 December 2019, 13:12:14
Made by ACME Wrangler not complete sentence dude. Besides Wombat is too stupid to notice orbital bombardments. He might notice the noise and think somebody is setting off fireworks, but otherwise stupidity wins out over what he didn't notice or understand. And that it pretty annoying, actually.
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Post by: Wrangler on 13 December 2019, 12:29:15
I guess sheer luck beats Achoo-cunning everytime?
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 December 2019, 16:22:15
Luck not so much. It's more like writer's fiat...…..and I want to take that Fiat away from that damned writer!
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Post by: Wrangler on 14 December 2019, 18:46:08
Im sure involving lots money.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 December 2019, 21:44:54
Nope. I'm stealing it!  8)
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Post by: Wrangler on 15 December 2019, 09:52:46
Technically stealing involves getting money and valuable goods.

(Wrangler notices part of the Achooluna lounge Achoo owns is decorated with wooden (if slightly stylish) crates with various locals like Capellan Confederation, HesDef, Al's used rebuilt mechs, BoJ Repurposers, and box marked "Live", "Catgirls" from Magistracy of Canopus.)

I guess so....what did you do with those Catgirls? They work in as waitresses in lower lounge or something?
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 December 2019, 10:08:19
I've not noticed anyone around here stealing *valuable* goods so much as just the first thing they see.
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Post by: Wrangler on 15 December 2019, 11:49:57
Including...( points at BoP now missing left arm.)  Hope u got a good warranty.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 December 2019, 00:04:59
The cat girls are waitresses. The valuable goods not so much as crates that we keep reusing because we can.
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Post by: Wrangler on 23 December 2019, 16:24:24
(In the corner, Wombat slithers around nibbling on something when he hears mention of "Cat".  Thinking a moment, he pulls out his pouch a ball of yarn with catnip inside.  Curious to see the results, he rolls it from his corner of the bar where no ones notices him.  Resulting ball rolling by various Catgirl Waitresses in their bikini style maid out fits get whiff of the stuff as it rolls by them and jumps at it with fury!)
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 December 2019, 19:19:13
Cat Girl Yarn Wrestling Match! WOOT!   :thumbsup:
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 26 December 2019, 22:19:27
This is what happens when you hire Canopians
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Post by: Wrangler on 27 December 2019, 20:31:13
I guess going be a hot time in the Achooluna Canteen tonight.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 January 2020, 08:57:10
Dang straight! And the first one of you that starts talking real world physics gets shot!
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Post by: Wrangler on 11 January 2020, 09:09:47
(Exhausted, the Catgirls waitresses gain their wits about themselves and realize they gave free show.  Suddenly everyone in the bar gets high bills from what appear to be extremely embarrassed Catgirl waitresses!)
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 January 2020, 01:54:08
Awwwww, they are sooooooo cute when they are embarassed!  8)
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Post by: Wrangler on 16 January 2020, 13:42:02
I dare ask what you pay them to put up with this craziness this place unleashes nightly?

(Wrangler watches from the bar as one the waitresses roughs up couple rough and tumble customers and kicks them out the bar for being pains in the neck.)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 January 2020, 23:19:14
I pay them to waitress. I don't fire them for their "malicious compliance" with the customers. It's all good!
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Post by: truetanker on 17 January 2020, 08:42:14
Just how are you " paying " them without money again? Wombat has your pants, wallet and your credit cards.

TT
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 17 January 2020, 08:58:30
Achoo takes "paying them peanuts" literally.
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Post by: Wrangler on 17 January 2020, 10:02:39
I think their mugging the patrons in the back for their cash.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 January 2020, 17:51:49
Just because I don't carry money doesn't mean I don't have money. It's safer not to carry such things, especially around here.  ^-^
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 24 January 2020, 20:45:33
OH...i get it.  It goes direct deposit!  Your trusting Word of Bunny Credit Union do the cash transfers.

Clever...i think.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 December 2020, 07:38:10
I think we have given the tax collectors the slip...........................time to drive away casually. Or at least as casually as a moon can slip away casually.
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Post by: Wrangler on 13 December 2020, 15:18:44
(Witnesses as Achoo attempting turn his hover car on, it somehow gives sound of ancient big engine 1970s Buick, struggling turn over.  Then suddenly, the Cat Girl waitresses suddenly pop the doors and beat of achoo for the loose change since he stiff them of their cash from their paychecks.)

(From the brushes, Wombat sneaks as he begins count cash he diverted to his account when he was playing Achoo's smart phone hour earlier.)

Wow, the Catgirl Waitresses really like him.  xp
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 January 2021, 22:49:17
Lurkes too far into hidey hole..........................................hey! Achooluna! I own this! It even has my name on it!..................................grabs Pretzels! In a cup!.............................grabs Beer Nuts! In a cup!.......................................grabs two six packs and a Cup!..........................sneak......................................sneak...................................sneal........................................lurkes back into my hidey hole..............................................
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Post by: Wrangler on 11 January 2021, 07:36:09
(One of the Cat Girl Waitresses notice his lurking, pounce at his hidey hole only to be stopped by Hidey Hole door knocking her out.)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 January 2021, 06:20:18
Who's that knocking at my door/........................................oh, it's Catalina! ................................. [Catalina and Achoo disappear into the hideyhole, shuts the door and leaves a sign on the door knob "Don't disturb the already disturbed"
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Post by: Wrangler on 12 January 2021, 19:39:37
Don't come a knockin, when the sign says your Rockin.
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Post by: truetanker on 14 January 2021, 00:18:16
* A scream and a holler come from the door *

It was Wombat in disguise!

TT
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 14 January 2021, 06:50:54
(On his bar stool, he glances to the left, noticing the Wombat was still drawing "Achoo" themed coloring book BADLY.   

No, i think not him this time.  I think its Cat Girl in heat or something, claws out and stuff. (shivers) Ran into some girls like that.  Rough nights.

(Drink deeply wash memories away)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 January 2021, 03:02:08
 ::) ::) ::) ::) :o ::) >:D >:D :thumbsup:
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Post by: Wrangler on 20 January 2021, 06:46:48
[Wrangler turns to the holovid, see what happening in the Newz (Achoo style television station)]

<<//Take over in the Achooluna's major industrializes Acme, BoP Industries, and ClangCorp have been taken over in merge attempt forming Achooluna Cooperative Corp (ACC) however arm resistance has broken out at Bop....//>>

Wat?  [Wrangler waltzs to the window see explosions happening on the other side of the Achoo's long abandoned fun park.]

I guess it's hostile take over.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 January 2021, 23:37:14
We tried to use ABC but we were told that was being used............................................maybe Gesundheit Industries.....................................not that I have anything to do with any of that..................................................I sold it to Wombat...................................................................hehehehehehehehehe..................................................lurks back into hiding.............................oh...............................a martini! In a cup!...............................................................
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 25 January 2021, 14:59:52
[Wrangler spin some long island tea, watching the overhead Holvid.]

<<Negotiations with Achooluna Cooperative Corp (a Gesundheit Industries company) breaks into a fist fights, as representatives from the Cat Girls Union beats up some Weasels from ACC when Weasels suggested that Achooluna Entertainment and Bars should be merged with "LESS COST" aka pay cuts.>>

<<Judy Catnip gives violent kicks to the some weasel's family jewels, devaluing them to peanuts and shouts "WE WILL NOT BE UNDER CUT BY NO BODY! BOSS SAID SO!>>

[Wrangler looks around seeing, the waitresses were about break out into fisticuffs.]
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 January 2021, 10:31:29
Oh, the Merry-Go-Round broke down
And we went round and round
Each time t'would miss, we'd steal a kiss
And the Merry-Go-Round went
"Um-pah-pah, um-pah-pah
Um-pah! Um-pah! Um-pah-pah-pah!'
Oh, the Merry-Go-Round broke down
And it made the darndest sound,
The lights went low, we both said "Oh!"
And the Merry-Go-Round went
"Um-pah-pah, um-pah-pah
Um-pah! Um-pah! Um-pah-pah-pah!'
Oh what fun - a wonderful time
Finding love for only a dime.
Oh, the Merry-Go-Round broke down
But you don't see me frown
Things turned out fine and now she's mine -
Cause the the Merry-Go-Round went
"Um-pah-pah, um-pah-pah
Um-pah! Um-pah! Um-pah-pah-pah!"
Oh, the Merry-Go-Round broke down
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Post by: Wrangler on 30 January 2021, 17:59:56
What hell....
[Wrangler turns walks by couple dramatized bar patrons changes the song on the old Truetanker jukebox to someone from 1950s like ROck around the Block]

Lordy people keep playing random music here.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 February 2021, 17:33:24
How much is that doggie in the window?
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that doggie in the window?
I do hope that doggie's for sale

I must take a trip to California
And leave my poor sweetheart alone
If he has a dog, he won't be lonesome
And the doggie will have a good home

How much is that doggie in the window?
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that doggie in the window?
I do hope that doggie's for sale

I read in the paper there are robbers
With flashlights that shine in the dark
My love needs a doggie to protect him
And scare them away with one bark

I don't want a kitty or a bunny
I don't want a parrot that talks
I don't want a bowl of little fishies
He can't take a goldfish for a walk

How much is that doggie in the window?
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that doggie in the window?
I do hope that doggie's for sale
I do hope that doggie's for sale
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 March 2021, 15:14:31
Well I'm-a write a little letter
I'm gonna mail it to my local D.J.
Yeah and it's a jumpin' little record
I want my jockey to play
Roll over Beethoven
I gotta hear it again today

You know my temperature's risin'
The jukebox's blowin' a fuse
My heart beatin' rhythm
And my soul keep-a singing the blues
Roll over Beethoven
And tell Tchaikovsky the news

I got the rockin' pneumonia
I need a shot of rhythm and blues
I caught the rollin' athritis
Sittin' down at a rhythm review
Roll over Beethoven
They rockin' in two by two

Well if you feel and like it
Go get your lover then reel and rock it
Roll it over then move on up, yes-a
Try for further then
Reel and rock with one another
Roll over Beethoven
And dig these rhythm and blues

Well early in the mornin'
And I'm givin' you my mornin'
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Hey diddle-diddle, I'm-a play my fiddle
Ain't got nothing to lose
Roll over Beethoven
And tell Tchaikovsky the news

You know she wiggle like a glow worm
Dance like a spinnin' top
She got a crazy partner
You oughta see 'em reel an rock
Long as she got a dime
The music will never stop

Roll over Beethoven
Roll over Beethoven
Roll over Beethoven
Roll over Beethoven
Roll over Beethoven
And dig these rhythm and blues
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Post by: Wrangler on 20 March 2021, 21:38:44
That creepy, Beethoven rolling his grave? Undead?!!?!?  :o
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 March 2021, 09:19:18
Hey, man, what are you really into, huh?
The elusive butterfly has just tip-toed past my door
My buddy likes the Yankees; she says "Hey, T-Bone, what's the score?"
And I say, "Well, Reggie got 1 in 1 in 3, and 25 is 6 to 4."
Is the left-wing really pinko? Colonel Sanders, what a bore!
You ask so many questions, what answers should I choose?
Is this schizoid paranoia, or just existential blues?
The amenities of life have been chasing my soul
And my mind is transcendental, and I'm losing all control
And I'm sinking in the quagmire of illusions and Thoreau
I cry out, "My name is T-Bone!" as a hound dog digs a hole
You ask so many questions, what answers should I choose?
Is this Plato's heebie-jeebies, or just existential blues?
Sailing, sailing, what is 'lusion? What is tru-ue?
Sailing, sailing, over the existential blues
God bless America, and Old Glory too!
May she always wave o'er us with the red, white, and existential blues!
Hey, ba-ba-de-ba-ba-da-ba-da-da
Ba-de-bom-ba-de-bom--ba-ding-a-ding-ding ding-existential blues
Hey, you can do what you want but lay off my existential blues!
My blue suede existential blues!
I was on a quest!
To dream the impossible dream
Walking down the road one day, doo-dah, doo-dah
I was walking down the road, I was looking for the truth of life
When I came across all these little people, little people
Little people all around me
They looked up at me and said, "Hey, mister, are you tall?"
I said, "Yes, I'm tall, but who are you weird little wonders?"
And they looked up at me with their big, red, bloodshot eyes and said:
We are the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids
The lollipop kids
We are the lollipop kids!
And we'd like to welcome you to Munchkinland!
I said, "Hey! Hey, weird little wonders, I am on a quest
To dream the impossible dream
Walking down the road one day, doo-dah, doo-dah
I said, "Hey kids, I'm looking for the truth of life
Where do I go, who do I see?"
They said, "Slow down, mister, in order to find the truth of life
One must see THE WIZARD!"
I said, "THE WIZARD? Well, where does this wizard, old wise one, live?"
They said, "You see the big, green, glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill?"
I said, "Yes, I see the big, green, glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill
There's a big, dark forest between me and the big, green, glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill
And a little old lady on a Hoover vacuum cleaner going
"I'll get you, my little pretty, and your little dog, Toto, too!"
I don't even have a little dog, Toto."
Such predicaments, I must forge ahead!
To dream the impossible dream
Walking down the road one day, doo-dah, doo-dah
I must find the truth of life
I said, "But you know, kids, I can handle a big, green, glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill
I can handle a darn forest
I can handle the little old lady
But that's a very strange road you're sending me down!
I've seen yellow stripes in the middle of a road before, but kids, uh, never quite that wide!"
All right, tighten your shorts pilgrim, and sing like da Duke
Follow the yellow brick road (Come on)
Follow the yellow brick road (Everybody sing)
Follow, follow, follow, follow
Follow the yellow brick road
If ever a wonderful wiz there was
The Wizard of Oz is one because
Because, because, because, because, because
Because of the wonderful things he does!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la, ha-ha!
We're off to see the wizard
The wonderful Wizard of Oz!
Wellllll, I got a little bit tired of
Walking down the road one day, doo-dah, doo-dah
I got a little bit tired of walking down this old blinding yellow road
So pulled my little tired old body off to a little rest area
And lo and behold there's a little field of little red flowers out there
And they, heh, smelled so good. Whoa
I was gettin' pretty tired and they smelled so good, and I
Figured, well, I'll just stretch out in this little field of
POPPIES! POPPIES! POPPIES! poppies!
(Cough)
Hey, what a strange dream, man!
The little flowers, they smell awfully good, and I was pretty tired
The old wizard's just gonna have to wait, man, because I'm just gonna
Stretch out again in the little field of
POPPIES! POPPIES! POPPIES!
OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD!
Dorothy! Dorothy! Dorothy!
(SNIFFFFFFF)
DOROTHY! DOROTHY! DOROTHY!
Dorothy's been coppin' this field all to herself, man
Along came this old man in a green El Dorado II, screeched to a halt
A little short man with a big red nose
Toking a bottle of Yukon Jack
Strolled up to me and said, "Hey, son."
I said, "Old man, don't bother me. POPPIES, MMMMMMMMM!"
He said, "T-Bone!"
I said, "Wait a minute, this old man knows my name, he must be
THE WIZARD!"
He must be the Wizard
The Wizard of Oz
Why have you come to haunt me?
Oh, Wizard of Oz
I said, "Oh, Wizard, old wise one, I have been on a quest
To dream the impossible dream
Walking down the road one day, doo-dah, doo-dah
And I met these little people
We are the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids
Follow the yellow brick road
Follow, follow, follow
I got tired
POPPIES! POPPIES!
Little old man, I've been through hell!"
He said, "Hey, son, slow down, relax."
I said, "But, wizard, old wise one, I have come so far to find the truth of life!"
He says, "Hey, son, slow down, relax."
He said, "To tell you the truth, son..."
I said, "Wizard, that's what I've come to find is the truth."
He said, "No, no, no, son, you've got me all wrong. Heh heh
To tell you the truth, son...uh...how can I tell you this? Uh...
I've been in this field of poppies a long time myself, and I've come to find, son, that the only truth in life is right here in this bottle."
I said, "Wizard!"
He said, "No, truly, son. In fact, I'd rather have this bottle in front of me than A FRONTAL LOBOTOMY!"
How profound, Wizard!
Some girl with psychic power, she said, "T-Bone, what's your sign?"
I blink and answer, "Neon!" I thought I'd blow her mind
She's reading Moby Dick by some fruitcake named Herman
She's chomping on a knockwurst, was the duchess really German?
You ask so many questions, what answers should I choose?
Is this really Butte, Montana, or just existential blues?
Really Butte, Montana?
Is this Plato's heebie-jeebies?
Is this schizoid paranoia?
La-la-la-la-la-la-la, existential blu-uu-uuuuu-ues!
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Post by: Wrangler on 21 March 2021, 10:02:49
A Ferret dressed in a Bartender outfit stage "That was the boss!  In his rendition of whatever calling that song.  Lets give it up for him or ELSE"

He then pointing back forth to the entrance of some hired retired Elemental Warriors clenching their hands as the crowd sudden breaks into authenticate applause.
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Post by: truetanker on 21 March 2021, 22:49:13
* Truetanker's C3i chimes in

Ra-ra, Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on


Oops... thought I had that turned to internal, not external.

( Report! )
( Yeah, move it forward. )
( I'm busy right now. )
* Truetanker covers his mouth and whispers...
( I said I'll talk later! )

Sheesh... give Devin Stone a tidbit and he'll steal a mile...

What are you looking at... this conversation is over!

TT
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 March 2021, 01:05:51
It might seem crazy, wearing stripes with plaid
I Instagram every meal I've had
All my used liquor bottles are on display
We can go to see a show but I'll make you pay

(because I'm tacky)
Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks
(because I'm tacky)
Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink-sequined Crocs
(because I'm tacky)
Never let you forget some favor I did for you
(because I'm tacky)
If you're okay with that, you might just be tacky, too

I meet some chick, ask her this and that
Like 'Are you pregnant girl, or just really fat?' (what?)
Well, now I'm dropping names almost constantly
That's what Kanye West keeps telling me, here's why

(because I'm tacky)
Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange pants
(because I'm tacky)
Got my new resumé it's printed in Comic Sans
(because I'm tacky)
Think it's fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp review
(because I'm tacky)
If you think that's just fine, then you're probably tacky, too

Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I never know why
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I said (tell you now)
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, it's pointless to try
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I said

(because I'm tacky)
43 bumper stickers and a "YOLO" license plate
(because I'm tacky)
Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date
(because I'm tacky)
Practice my twerking moves in line at the DMV
(because I'm tacky)
Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints. Hey, it said they're free
(because I'm tacky)
I get drunk at the bank
And take off my shirt, at least
(because I'm tacky)
I would live-tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased
(because I'm tacky)
If I'm bit by a zombie, I'm probably not telling you
(because I'm tacky)
If you don't think that's bad, guess what, then you're tacky, too!
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 26 March 2021, 06:02:41
[As Achoo drone his music for his latest cover album.  Wrangler counts his blessing that the Bunny of Blake people have not infected him again.]
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: BirdofPrey on 26 March 2021, 06:25:27
I sure hope Achoo doesn't expect anyone to actually buy his album.

You folks want me to flashbang the place?  Bad singing isn't a problem if you can't hear anymore.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 26 March 2021, 07:00:40
Be my guess.  I'm no infantry man.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 26 March 2021, 09:37:04
* Secret camera in Achoo's bathroom catching him singing.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/dt6anHStsuCtO/giphy.gif)

And now to blank your mind from said horrors!

(https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/hypnotoad-gif-7.gif)

What was that ~ Truetanker said.

* Buys a round of beer for everyone, doesn't know why either, neither do they as they slurp in silence until consumed.

TT
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 March 2021, 00:01:18
Oh, we sailed down from Alaska on our way to Puget Sound,
The skipper went aloft, he said he'd take a look around.
When he came down, his face looked like he'd smelled an awful smell,
And then he called all hands on deck and we all heard him yell:

"Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
I'll knock him for a loop, that silly nincompoop,
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?"

Then old second mate Kit Hornson says, "What is this scuttlebutt?
I think that I'll go up and look, just for the halibut."
But he came down and said, "Boys, this will be a smelly trip,
Unless we find that halibut, we'd better burn the ship.

Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
My nose tells me it's there, but I've looked everywhere,
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?"

Then the cook said to the captain, "Sir, before I make the soup,
If you have no objection, I'll go snoop around the poop."
The cook was pale when he came down, he headed for his bunk,
He says, "I never knew a fish could outperform a skunk."

"Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
The whole darn crew was weak from this game of hide and seek,
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?"

Then up stepped Knute Knutsen, he is tougher than a boot,
He says, "I'll find that halibut, or my name ain't Knute."
And fifteen minutes later he had found where it was stored,
And twenty seagulls fainted when he threw it overboard.

Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
We never never knew, what screwball in the crew
Who had hid the halibut on the poop deck.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 July 2021, 20:44:57
WOW! I almost forgot where I parked this thing!
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Sharpnel on 22 July 2021, 01:36:56
It was about to  be impounded.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 22 July 2021, 08:31:58
Man, I hate to see the fees he had to pay for the impounding.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 July 2021, 13:48:30
It wasn't impounded ............................ technically. I just swapped Clangluna for Achooluna while a sort of raid on the local authorities that just somehow was timed well for me just happened to distract attention at the right time.    They still haven't noticed that the toxic waste site that is Clangluna maaaaaaaaaaay be on a collision course with their planet ..............................
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 July 2021, 14:12:39
It was about to  be impounded.
Dang, I was hoping to pick it up at auction too

It wasn't impounded ............................ technically. I just swapped Clangluna for Achooluna while a sort of raid on the local authorities that just somehow was timed well for me just happened to distract attention at the right time.    They still haven't noticed that the toxic waste site that is Clangluna maaaaaaaaaaay be on a collision course with their planet ..............................
You just can't get rid of Clang-o-Corp junk; it lingers like a bad stench.  Clang would be proud
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 July 2021, 14:21:41
He would probably be proud, annoyed and amused and dodging warrant and lawsuit servers like a boss.   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 22 July 2021, 21:57:05
He would probably be proud, annoyed and amused and dodging warrant and lawsuit servers like a boss.   :thumbsup:

While eating a green olive or three...

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Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 23 July 2021, 07:45:06
<<Holovid Flash News REPORT -  Pacifica Prima has experienced catastrophic event which accrued today, as the wandering moon/world known as Achooluna, (some minor reports suggest it maybe named Clangluna) has collided!  Destroying both planet and moon,. The debris field from the collision has begun multi-millennium reforming into singular world.  No reports of casualties on Achooluna, Pacifica Prima authorities could not be reach due to a planet landing on their heads.  In other news, shares of Clang-o-Corp has risen, having seen interest in their product thanks to the collision.)>>

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/mechwarrior-hall/i-think-jamaican-in-the-moonlight-of-achooluna-drinking-rum-every-night/?action=dlattach;attach=63721)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 July 2021, 17:50:48
Oops    ^-^ ^-^ 8) ::) :-X :-X :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 28 July 2021, 14:31:08
[Further Reports roll across the barely working Holovid projector showing graphic details fiery demise of the "Achooluna", Fritz, distant and possibly strange cousin of Wombat sneaks around the bar borrowing random change from people's pockets and helping himself to the causal patron's drink.] 

HEY! Where Rum Runner!?! Bartender, can you get me another?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 July 2021, 18:20:45
We don't usually serve cocktails. Rum yes, jackasses yes, coctails no.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: BirdofPrey on 28 July 2021, 18:55:20
What did the cocktails ever do to you?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 July 2021, 02:53:11
The purity of the alcohol has been disturbed and corrupted. It is alcohol abuse almost as bad as spilling the drink.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 29 July 2021, 05:52:17
Apparently something took mine.  Soo there someone running around with rum.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 July 2021, 19:18:16
Hmmmm ........ we do have rum runner flasks for those who want to sneak rum into someplace where having rum in not allowed ........  would some of them do?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 29 July 2021, 20:32:29
I prefer high octane'd ethanol please...

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Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 July 2021, 20:31:12
Leaded or unleaded?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 31 July 2021, 20:37:15
Given his claims to collect ancient miniatures, i'd imagine he take lead.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 August 2021, 22:09:07
Truetanker makes claims? Wait, everyone around here makes claims. Even me. Never mind.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 04 August 2021, 16:37:21
I'll " claim " nothing.

It's either WoB or else...

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Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 August 2021, 18:17:59
World of Beer? I can go for that!  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :)) ;D :D ^-^
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 04 August 2021, 18:50:03
But i thought Achooluna was the World of Beer & Booze.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 August 2021, 21:34:38
We had to shorten in from WoB&B to WoB. Well, we didn't have to but it annoys the Blakists.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Sharpnel on 05 August 2021, 02:11:33
WoB&B = World of Beer and Brats is a bit more appropriate I think
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 05 August 2021, 07:01:28
or WoB2 (Beer and Booze)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: BirdofPrey on 05 August 2021, 12:11:41
We had to shorten in from WoB&B to WoB. Well, we didn't have to but it annoys the Blakists.
I thought you changed it because people kept asking about the bed and breakfast
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 05 August 2021, 13:40:37
mmm, this place could use more tourists spots.  Bed & Breakfast would do the place Achooluna.  They used to have fun park near one the old bars.  It gone now.

Just make sure Not let Achoo's lair become a Airbnb.  People may fall to their doom if go in there or the Wombat Hole, where-ever that dimensional hole goes.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 August 2021, 21:00:44
It's still there. It needs some maintenance and paint, but it is still there. The bar just moved because I had to build a new one because it got broken by the patrons. Then I had to build a new one because the second one was destroyed by the patrons. I have lost count of the times I have had to build new bars. Anymore I just have about a dozen in various states of construction.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Sharpnel on 06 August 2021, 00:32:11
Your mistake is that you keep making it out of wood when you should be using lamellor ferro-carbide armor. It may be expensive, but it can take a beating.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 August 2021, 18:41:42
We did for the first two. Rebuilding with wood is cheaper. Also the armor flies further when the building gets destroyed, making for a larger cleanup zone. The new bars use prefab construction.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: BirdofPrey on 06 August 2021, 18:49:57
Recycling is in these days.
You should make the new bar out of 100% old bar and market that fact.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: rebs on 06 August 2021, 18:55:20
Barn wood, corrugated tin, chainlink fencing, bits of ferrocrete, and a nice brick wall with grafitti inside and out.   That's what I see.  Like a ramshackle Fallout construction.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: BirdofPrey on 06 August 2021, 19:20:39
Like a ramshackle Fallout construction.
Yes
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 07 August 2021, 14:31:11
(Wrangler fiddles with the remote monitors)

Oh there it is, man the bar's location migrated pretty far from the ruins of the fun park.

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/mechwarrior-hall/i-think-jamaican-in-the-moonlight-of-achooluna-drinking-rum-every-night/?action=dlattach;attach=63894)

You can see the failed Jump Jet ride tower from here.

Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 07 August 2021, 17:35:41
  Like a ramshackle Fallout construction.

Who brought the pet Goliath RadScorpion?

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Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 August 2021, 21:42:04
Clan Goliath Scorpion failed infiltrators. We keep them for target practice.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 07 August 2021, 22:01:52
That is a rough occupation.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 August 2021, 13:52:06
It is a lot easier than dealing with BoP. Or ......... you.  8)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 08 August 2021, 15:11:02
Given you're solution is the large mallet.  It seems straight forward.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: BirdofPrey on 08 August 2021, 15:36:10
If you want I can turn on hydra mode where every time you get rid of me, two more show up
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 08 August 2021, 17:27:13
Oh, chaos theory would be interesting.  Someone needs fill in the shoes of the Wombat.   His Cousin Fritz seems to be not living up to the legend.

[Wrangler's eyes stray to the right of his perch on the bar stool to see apparently have snookered after getting into what he thought was chocolate milk, only turned out to be chocolate rum.]
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 August 2021, 19:53:25
Keep it up and I will let DaSkwerl out again.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 09 August 2021, 06:12:51
[Fritz the Wombat, dizzily wanders around the bar chitchatting and with swift hands swipping stealthy their extra drinks. Trying find more that new drink he discovered.]

Oh No! Not the squirrel! We'll have hide all our bar nuts!
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 August 2021, 17:14:24
That is not the kind of nuts it bites ..........................  ::)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 18 August 2021, 15:05:37
Could be worse, they could be the ones that explode.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 August 2021, 16:16:21
Well, sometimes the things DaSkwerl bites do sometimes explode. Somehow DaSkwerl survives ...................... my best efforts to deal with it.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 01 September 2021, 07:10:43
That's true. I remember that time when that crazy herd of squirrels road off with you until you exploded them.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 September 2021, 19:47:01
I think DaSkwerl was drawn by the same artists that came up with Wombat. It is about as destructive and has a tendency to hide under furniture holding a meat tenderizer mallet so that it can smash toes........
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 02 September 2021, 06:00:15
Woah, I missed the squirl with the mallet.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 September 2021, 15:31:43
It's not so much that you missed DaSkwerl as you hoped the little shit missed your foot.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 07 September 2021, 20:21:45
(Looks to next to him since he hears a yelp.  Notices one of drinker clenching his foot as it has been flatten almost to pancake size.)

Damn it, can't a man drink in peace and not in Pieces!!
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 September 2021, 21:11:59
You do realize where you are, right? The only peace around here is the brief respite between one disaster and the next, usually as a result of the cast of low-lifes and miscreants that frequent this place.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 October 2021, 12:59:59
WOW! It has been quiet ..................................... too quiet. What are the cast of low-lifes and miscreants that frequent this place planning?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 02 October 2021, 17:46:13
Well, apparently they're locked in your bathroom since Fritz, Wombat cousin locked them in there. I heard a lot screaming then it stopped.

I on the other hand been in arcade next door waiting for vents to be fixed before rest of the bar got fixated.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: wolfgar on 04 October 2021, 20:26:36
and this is what i get for going out to pick up mixers
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 October 2021, 16:04:20
I took a nap and woke up to find the lights turned off, the doors locked and an easily defused ticking timebomb. Oh well, just another day in paradise not quite.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: wolfgar on 05 October 2021, 19:48:27
I told Wombat not to use the ticking timer
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 05 October 2021, 20:02:10
It was the only thing he could find.  He got bored halfway through the rigging of the bomb.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: wolfgar on 05 October 2021, 22:14:06
Thats no excuse for shoddy workmanship
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 05 October 2021, 23:57:21
WOW! It has been quiet ..................................... too quiet. What are the cast of low-lifes and miscreants that frequent this place planning?

I turned older...

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Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 06 October 2021, 05:57:23
I turned older...

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huh, did Dorthy lay off using the oil can on you? Won't have gotten so rusty.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: wolfgar on 06 October 2021, 19:05:26
Rimshot
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 October 2021, 22:21:10
I didn't turn older. I have been older for quite a long time ago. I remember waaaaaaaaaaaay back when I posted that I was turning 50 I don't know how many iterations of this site ago. That was over 15 years ago. I AM OLD!   :P
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 07 October 2021, 19:37:01
Achoo (Holding up a mirror)  You keep regenerating. You currently look like eternal young stuff animal.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 October 2021, 23:49:53
HA! I wish! There is dirt younger than me!  ;D
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: wolfgar on 08 October 2021, 16:05:18
there is dirt older than you as well, so it's not exactly a good measuring stick
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 October 2021, 22:46:09
Enough talk of age. My spirit is still sort of young and I have booze to drink, snacks to snack, cheese to eat and chicken to barbeque, so life isn't all that bad. Being retired isn't all that bad but it can be damned boring and often lonely. Especially in this age of covid.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 09 October 2021, 14:57:37
The let's have BBQ!

(Grabs yet slightly used decommissioned Bird of Prey body and attaches the kerosene hose into it's rear access port.  Then starts the grill and put some Chicken, Hot Potatoes, and random food stuff as smoke puffs out the Bird of Prey's ears and mouth ports)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 October 2021, 20:45:04
Awwww, did you have to use napalm to start up the grill???? That is what the flamers are for!
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: BirdofPrey on 10 October 2021, 10:50:12
You got a permit for that MeBQ?

Achoo (Holding up a mirror)  You keep regenerating. You currently look like eternal young stuff animal.
Does anyone remember when Achoo was the shapeshifting master of dankness (dank as in caves, not dank as in cool)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 10 October 2021, 20:35:13
I'm a Johnny come lately to the party, so I've remember the Achoo shape shifter pink thingy, but nothing before that.   

[Wrangler tries using the Wayback Machine try get a better picture of the PRE-shapeshifting master of dankness appearance of Achoo]

(https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/matrix-background-gif-3.gif)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: BirdofPrey on 10 October 2021, 22:34:18
I admit, I can't remember before that either.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 11 October 2021, 18:12:47
This Winslow, Pink achoo, Samurai Jack Achoo and I wanna say "09, a silver fish? Can't recall...

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Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: wolfgar on 11 October 2021, 18:46:05
*raises his hand*

I remember, not that i want to mind you, but i do, not enough alcohol obviously
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 11 October 2021, 19:01:26
Silver fish?  That must been rough when I suspect a certain Wombat must used TnT to go fishing and catch Achoo by lure with a fishing.

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-15-2015/7hAZqh.gif)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 October 2021, 17:51:53
Way, way, way, way back in the day I went by Daedster. Like three or four site crashes ago. That was the name I used back in the 1990's, in the memozoic era of the CBT site. Back before we had avatars. I made it to general [they used to assign ranks to the number of posts you had] four times.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 17 October 2021, 14:55:18
You must have written some staggering stuff to cause those forums to crash back then.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: BirdofPrey on 17 October 2021, 15:23:20
[they used to assign ranks to the number of posts you had]
He's gone senile, he hasn't noticed they still do that
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 17 October 2021, 17:21:33
Yikes  :facepalm:
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 October 2021, 14:29:01
They made much more of a point of it. Big font and everything.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 10 November 2021, 09:40:40
I don't even remember what was going on other than having a BBQ and Achoo wanting more hot Chili IIC on his weenier or something. 
(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/mechwarrior-hall/i-think-jamaican-in-the-moonlight-of-achooluna-drinking-rum-every-night/?action=dlattach;attach=65245)


I wouldn't want be responsible to explosion that's involved with that.

Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 November 2021, 20:02:52
On my bratwurst, not on my hotdog and definitely not on my wiener. The latter wound not be .......... safe. Not that actually eating Chili Inferno IIC is not all that safe to be eaten.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 10 November 2021, 22:08:24
Ha! You called Wrangler your wurst brat

 ;D

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Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 11 November 2021, 07:15:05
I call you a used Jukebox.  (Wrangler walks to the truetanker whom was changes song to "We hate blake, he don't love me" song.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 11 November 2021, 09:30:18
( Plays Frozen album in German death metal style*. )

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* think Rammstein
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 November 2021, 18:17:16
KABLAM!

I hate that song.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 11 November 2021, 20:41:09
Wow, that be a tough music critic.

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/mechwarrior-hall/i-think-jamaican-in-the-moonlight-of-achooluna-drinking-rum-every-night/?action=dlattach;attach=65258)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 November 2021, 14:32:46
I have my own version of that ^*&)ing song. I cannot post it here.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 17 November 2021, 10:36:33
Once more, another random device is render into junk.

(Wrangler watches the Achoo's underlings toss the truetanker jukebox into the junk shoot behind a door.  As mild scream of someone being drop down a chute into bottlomless pit.)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 17 November 2021, 10:53:39
( Above Wrangler a hatch opens up as the junk reappears... )

Hello there! { as Truetanker lands ), how's the day going for you?

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Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 17 November 2021, 15:01:29
Woah! We've gone super dimensional in the Achooluna!

(Looks at his drink.)  Yeah that must be why...
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 November 2021, 21:47:19
Normal physics and logic does not work around here because of the influence of the occupants.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: wolfgar on 17 November 2021, 22:59:44
Uh, did it ever work normally around here?
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 18 November 2021, 07:06:36
Sure, it semi-worked here. 
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 November 2021, 18:42:07
Semi-normally.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 19 November 2021, 10:09:19
( Wombat drives a semi through the bar, spinning tires and creating a burn out in the process.)

Good thing I've got a built-in filter to breathe, how about you?

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Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 19 November 2021, 12:04:20
(Wrangler dives for cover as the Semi does it's turns.)

(https://i.gifer.com/FyRY.gif)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 November 2021, 21:47:40
A convenient train drive through the scene, steam rolling the semi completely off scene. Five minutes the last car of the train clears the scene and life returns to semi-normal.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: wolfgar on 20 November 2021, 21:59:43
see nothing to worry about, move along citizens
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 21 November 2021, 16:00:17
A convenient train drive through the scene, steam rolling the semi completely off scene. Five minutes the last car of the train clears the scene and life returns to semi-normal.
(https://i.imgflip.com/1t35kk.gif)

hmm...normal...not sure about that.  The Lair has a train tunnel now.

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_AvY94GMF0Y/WM_nLF7hMCI/AAAAAAACKro/dQs8tZGbP6EqAcx2qa_pPHl9ab3YdlUXACLcB/s320/yk0dKbq%2B-%2BImgur.gif)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 November 2021, 23:14:03
It was installed by Wombat using a crayon. Don't ask. I don't understand it myself. It just chugs through every once in a while.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 28 November 2021, 17:24:34
Recent photo of Wombat in the trenches...

(https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/261715655_10224282967874291_3550149055526034251_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=WseRhh1tb5oAX9gHx4K&tn=vncHaN8YiKTHObje&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-2.xx&oh=6da0a8b193b40757ce28792617f5fe6c&oe=61A971CC)

Yes, that's a Hellfire missile using the latest Chili IIC 3 napalm warhead.

TT
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 November 2021, 13:14:32
That honestly does not surprise me. To be honest anymore very little actually surprises me. Dismays me? Yes. Surprises me? Not often.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 08 December 2021, 19:33:51
What WOULD be surprising is actual Wombat showing up.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 December 2021, 19:47:20
That would require Wombat being able to get pass the Capellan censors, sadly.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 11 December 2021, 21:37:06
I'm sure he keeping himself safe and entertained.

 ??? . o O (Hmmm....is that really possible?)

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/mechwarrior-hall/i-think-jamaican-in-the-moonlight-of-achooluna-drinking-rum-every-night/?action=dlattach;attach=65546)
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 December 2021, 18:20:23
It's Wombat, one cannot be sure..............
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 13 December 2021, 15:30:38
Chinese New Year is on the horizon, so I'll just giftake a bowl of Inferno Chili IIC to Wombat.

May his blue butt blaze a glorious path through the land of the Liao!

TT
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 December 2021, 23:07:24
And Festivus is .....  well, whenever you want to celebrate Festivus.

Have a happy whatever holiday you feel like celebrating folks!
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: truetanker on 14 December 2021, 00:06:35
Happy Festivus to you as well, from the Word of Blake! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU)

TT
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 14 December 2021, 07:47:26
(Slowly marching with ComStar army, a oddly painted Black Knight has arrived to slay it's brother, truetanker in combat.)
(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/mechwarrior-hall/i-think-jamaican-in-the-moonlight-of-achooluna-drinking-rum-every-night/?action=dlattach;attach=65594)

OOC: Happy Holidays guys. I didn't paint this, it was posted recently on Reddit.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 December 2021, 23:13:03
Depending on the year that Comstar 'Mech is either marching for real or was recorded marching a while back. Comstar ceased to exist as an entity in 3145. The ilClan timeline is 3152 or 3153 and the military that absorbed Comstar doesn't exist anymore. Oops.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: Wrangler on 15 December 2021, 06:48:37
(points to truetanker) technically his WoB doesn't suppose to exist, but there he is.  So I'd say part ComStar being destroyed/erased/sold maybe greatly exaggerated.
Title: Re: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 December 2021, 10:39:30
He may not have gotten the memo. There have been communications blackouts about things like that here in the periphery of Achooluna. At least I think I am parked in the periphery ....................... I need to check on that.