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Valentines!
« on: 14 February 2011, 13:28:34 »
Need a last-minute card for that special someone? Looking for a classy way to initiate coupling? Then look no further! Let these quality, hand-crafted* Valentine's Day cards can help you express your feelings to friends, loved ones, and opposing force commanders. Great for Spheroids and Clanners alike!

Just print and cut on the dotted lines, and let these Valentine's Day cards tell the people in your life, "I don't hate you."







See all cards here.


*I.e. I didn't think of this until last night, or I would have drawn it all...
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Re: Valentines!
« Reply #1 on: 14 February 2011, 14:09:45 »
These are excellent! [rockon] Too bad my wife has no interest in BT and my boys don't have anyone to give them to.

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Re: Valentines!
« Reply #2 on: 14 February 2011, 16:26:36 »
 ;D  Nice work and thanks for sharing!  I needed a good laugh!
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Re: Valentines!
« Reply #3 on: 14 February 2011, 19:29:13 »
Perfect for kids or BT guys who were a little too distracted to pay attention to the calendar...

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Re: Valentines!
« Reply #4 on: 14 February 2011, 19:36:04 »
Glad you guys are getting a kick out of these. I can't take all the blame, though. Hellcat suggested some of the more horrendous puns.  :D
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Re: Valentines!
« Reply #5 on: 14 February 2011, 19:42:10 »
Slick. ;D
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Re: Valentines!
« Reply #6 on: 14 February 2011, 19:42:18 »
Its funny, thanks Kat!
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Re: Valentines!
« Reply #7 on: 14 February 2011, 22:00:48 »
Okay, that's hands down the funniest thing I've seen today, and quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen relating to Valentine's Day.

I started laughing so hard when I first saw those, that I think I may have worried my wife. ;)

Major kudos for those (including the horrendous puns; I love puns).

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Re: Valentines!
« Reply #8 on: 14 February 2011, 22:37:20 »
these are so corny, and yet so brilliant  O0
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Re: Valentines!
« Reply #9 on: 14 February 2011, 23:29:06 »
You know what? Heck with it. I'm giving them ALL to my wife. Even though she has no idea what these are.

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Re: Valentines!
« Reply #10 on: 15 February 2011, 01:18:48 »
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Re: Valentines!
« Reply #11 on: 15 February 2011, 03:25:02 »
These are without hyperbole the greatest things I have ever seen in my entire life.  [notworthy]

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Re: Valentines!
« Reply #12 on: 15 February 2011, 08:30:06 »
BRAVO!!
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Re: Valentines!
« Reply #13 on: 15 February 2011, 13:38:39 »
Aww

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Re: Valentines!
« Reply #14 on: 15 February 2011, 21:02:20 »
I think valentine's day is bull poop, but your pictures are cool.

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Re: Valentines!
« Reply #15 on: 15 February 2011, 23:10:44 »
You know what? Heck with it. I'm giving them ALL to my wife. Even though she has no idea what these are.
Hopefully you got her something else too...otherwise good luck

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Re: Valentines!
« Reply #16 on: 16 February 2011, 04:07:26 »
Hopefully you got her something else too...otherwise good luck

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Re: Valentines!
« Reply #17 on: 16 February 2011, 09:46:26 »
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Re: Valentines!
« Reply #18 on: 16 February 2011, 11:58:25 »
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Re: Valentines!
« Reply #19 on: 17 February 2011, 19:44:43 »
Stormcrow, eh?

So you're the sucka that beat me to registration for this name.

I'll be sending Beta Galaxy to take you down, and to claim the title for myself probably next week.

Have a nice day. :)

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Re: Valentines!
« Reply #20 on: 19 February 2011, 06:38:31 »
Funny.  Its like like chalk hearts, only with Mecha.  :D O0
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Re: Valentines!
« Reply #21 on: 19 February 2011, 14:57:04 »
Great stuff!

 

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