Also known as "What happens when I leave bored BattleTech players alone unsupervised in the board game area".
Amusingly enough, they're actually just about the right height and elevation level as well, enough so as to make me go 'Huh, that's a possibility'.
It's not entirely a serious topic, but at the same time, if you squint long enough, there's... potential. (Doesn't hurt that the board game isn't bad either.)