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ShadowRaven

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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #60 on: 26 October 2012, 21:49:11 »
apparently we do, and the really fun thing, is it seems we are in that basement, at the same time we are here, while at that same time we are blowing up the Salhoma club and on Achooluna. I think someone was messing with the "Mass Improbability Drive" again
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #61 on: 26 October 2012, 22:20:56 »
Probably.
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #62 on: 26 October 2012, 22:35:03 »

  Having multiple bodies has its advantages.  I don't need to play with the laws of physics to be in more than one place at a time.
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #63 on: 26 October 2012, 22:40:43 »
We kinda totally completely ignore physics around here. Physics kills the cute catgirls.
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #64 on: 26 October 2012, 23:08:27 »
a shame it targets the cute ones
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #65 on: 27 October 2012, 00:56:56 »
How do we kill the ugly/mutant ones?
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #66 on: 27 October 2012, 07:30:33 »
[Wombat stops and ponders...then farts. The 'gator attached to his little nub of a tail dies instantly.]
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #67 on: 27 October 2012, 08:32:39 »
Darn.





Gotta get another Gertie.
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #68 on: 27 October 2012, 11:49:02 »
fourth Gertie this week
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #69 on: 27 October 2012, 20:12:50 »
Oh well, gator steaks are going to be the special in the hall.




Again.
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #70 on: 28 October 2012, 02:33:34 »
Just make sure you use authentic Franks Red Hot Sauce, cause I put that * on everything. And why is Wombat showering in MY hot sauce?

Bad marsupial, have a cookie instead.

Big chocolate and cream cookie, which is placed just right next to Achoo's wallet.

TT ;D
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #71 on: 28 October 2012, 08:39:08 »
Ohhhhhhhh no you don't! Wombat has my wallet.
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #72 on: 28 October 2012, 11:44:09 »
Isn't gator a specialty of the bayou?
I'll take a plate of that.
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #73 on: 28 October 2012, 14:53:06 »
That meat is tainted
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #74 on: 28 October 2012, 15:53:47 »
What isn't around here?
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #75 on: 28 October 2012, 20:21:58 »
Uhm.............................................................................I need to think about that one.
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #76 on: 29 October 2012, 03:32:25 »
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #77 on: 29 October 2012, 05:53:01 »
Nope.



Jaded. Hence, tainted.
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #78 on: 29 October 2012, 06:35:40 »
[Wombat looks down and notices that somone has put him in a diaper...again.]

"Okay, I suppose thats understandable, but did you have to duct-tape it on?"
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #79 on: 29 October 2012, 11:53:14 »
Quote from: Wombat on 29 October 2012, 06:35:40
[Wombat looks down and notices that somone has put him in a diaper...again.]

"Okay, I suppose thats understandable, but did you have to duct-tape it on?"

We ran out of staples......

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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #80 on: 29 October 2012, 11:55:10 »
"That makes sense...I think."

[Wombat's diaper appears to have grown about 20x over since it was duct-taped on him.]
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #81 on: 29 October 2012, 12:11:03 »
 [AAAH]

Wombat's going to blow -- again!!

*TrT pulls his arms and legs insode his shell. Armored door closes over every opening, and a force shield surrounds the shell.*

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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #82 on: 29 October 2012, 12:40:21 »
~sighs and dips back into the shadows for his rad-con suit~
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #83 on: 29 October 2012, 13:52:07 »
"Nope. Its all good. I just farted. I think...no. No wait, I knew not to trust that fart..."

[Wombat springs a leak in his diaper.]
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #84 on: 29 October 2012, 14:46:52 »
~pulls out his ACME® Geiger Counter, and watches the needle climb into the red, and keep climbing, until it peeled itself off the dial and ran away in fear~
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #85 on: 29 October 2012, 14:55:05 »
"I'm sure those ACME® Geiger Counters are probably not accurate. Probably..."

[Wombat says this while strapping on an ACME® Hazmat suit (with optional buttflap, of course).]
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #86 on: 29 October 2012, 18:25:27 »
Thar she blows! Non-marsupials should flee in terror for high ground!
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #87 on: 29 October 2012, 19:46:01 »
*TrT does a Gamera, but without the flames....*

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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #88 on: 29 October 2012, 19:57:06 »
* Climbs back into his tank *

I think I am alone now, alone now. Dosen't seem to be anyone around. I think I am alone now, alone now.....


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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #89 on: 29 October 2012, 21:00:44 »
*BoP raises his shield and tosses a lit match in the direction of Wombat*
Fire in the hole
and out of it too.
RUN AWAY!!
*despite his protection, BoP flies at least thirty feet then (because of his protection) bounces off a column*
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