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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #960 on: 26 February 2015, 02:02:04 »
Nope. Better off without pants when Wombat is about.
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #961 on: 26 February 2015, 23:49:37 »
:-P
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #962 on: 27 February 2015, 09:59:29 »
Wombat butt
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #963 on: 02 March 2015, 01:19:15 »
[Even then most staunch marsupial is curious about marsupial porn.]
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #964 on: 04 March 2015, 10:28:39 »
{Don't Google Wombat Porn]
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #965 on: 04 March 2015, 19:51:26 »
Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 March 2015, 10:28:39
{Don't Google Wombat Porn]

OK. I will not. But that begs the question: How do you know someone should not?
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #966 on: 05 March 2015, 20:18:44 »
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Up until now, you've only heard rumors of the unthinkable things being done to innocent wombats. The rumors are true...
~Scrapbook.

Just a bunch of pictures of a guy raising wombats, that and many sites about aussie underground sites. Those I'd leave for Weirdo and Swords of Fire.

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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #967 on: 06 March 2015, 23:47:45 »
*snort* Maybe with the adult filter on.........
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #968 on: 08 March 2015, 23:56:41 »
[Wombat removes the adult filter from his ACME exploding cigar and lights it...]
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #969 on: 09 March 2015, 11:06:21 »
*snicker*
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #970 on: 10 March 2015, 19:10:09 »
Achoo's pants reappear on his bare, hairy butt, then explodes.

Must be a fluke, eh?

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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #971 on: 11 March 2015, 07:57:22 »
[The magic 8-ball says no.]
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #972 on: 17 March 2015, 10:39:16 »
With Wombat around anything exploding is not a fluke. Heck, even Wombat occasionally explodes!
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #973 on: 17 March 2015, 17:28:55 »
Indeed,  wombat is great at making things  *BoP explodes into a glorious shower of scrap*
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #974 on: 18 March 2015, 07:54:49 »
Quote from: BirdofPrey on 17 March 2015, 17:28:55
Indeed,  wombat is great at making things  *BoP explodes into a glorious shower of scrap*

Great...someone needs to replace BirdofPrey...again. Seriously, you would think someone would
fix that...or at least not let roaming Kirk's around...


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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #975 on: 18 March 2015, 19:36:19 »
*just then a box arrives with assembly instructions taped to the side.*
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #976 on: 18 March 2015, 19:50:47 »
Great!

* Throws hands up in frustration *

It's all in that Ikea language.

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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #977 on: 20 March 2015, 18:51:24 »
I think it's written in Swedenese...
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #978 on: 21 March 2015, 08:45:40 »
Great I now have an image of BirdofPrey as Goldmember from Austin Powers Goldmember, played by Mike Myers.

" Schmelting " accident, right....

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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #979 on: 31 March 2015, 13:37:44 »
Nawwwww...BoP's list of options specifically states that he cannot have anything made of gold or be gold plated. But oddly he can have some of his parts equipped with refrigeration. So he can be ColdMember........or maybe better called Coldcocked. I don't know which is better sounding!
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #980 on: 01 April 2015, 00:19:02 »
*Having been assembled by the BoP Industires technicians that arrived to help, BoP climbs out of his BoP Industries First ClassTM Shipping Crate*
The shareholders thouggt using gold would make my design too expensive.  I showed them all by using platinum (most of the palladium was already required by the design).
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #981 on: 03 April 2015, 10:44:08 »
That's not Platinum that's Playdough  ;D
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #982 on: 18 April 2015, 20:59:01 »
More like Sourdough...... 8)
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #983 on: 19 April 2015, 01:17:58 »
Mo, no.
I only eat those.
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #984 on: 22 July 2015, 05:14:10 »
[Wombat begins duct-taping some Pot Pan crackers to his chest and then pulling them off rather quickly.]

"Ouch!"

"Ow."

"OUCHIE!!"

[The end-result being a curiously polka-dotted marsupial. Polkabat waddles into Achoo's control room which, curiously enough, doesn't arm the anti-marsupial systems built into the system. Polkabat smiles and begins typing into the keyboard (as much as someone without thumbs can, of course). Within a few minutes, Polkabat has instructed the 3D printer in Achoo's control room to fabricate a pair of pants for him, along with a tuna-salad sandwich (no crust), a hoop earring, a pogo stick, some more Pot Pan crackers, a Rubik's Cube, some post-it notes, super glue, 127 copies of Doctor Zhivago, and a fully-armed Battlemaster. Polkabat squeezes all his new goods into the 'mech and then proceeds to invade New Avalon.]
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #985 on: 22 July 2015, 22:10:33 »
Yeah, invading New Avalon does not impress me. In the dark ages just about anybody can invade New Avalon. Heck, the Federats will probably let Wombat land and let everybody know that Wombat is there just to scare off an other possible invaders.
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #986 on: 22 July 2015, 22:28:57 »
"Bah...I just want three bomb pops and a pair of Hanse Davion's trousers."
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #987 on: 24 July 2015, 21:16:05 »
Don't have any of Hanse Davion's trousers........we do have the underwear of Victor. Don't know if they are big enough to fit you.   ^-^
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