Author Topic: Can a Jedi lightsaber cut through Superman? And other dumb questions. (Read 30945 times)

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #60 on:** 26 April 2011, 19:53:08 »

The phone booths, anything else is just bogus dude. ;)

Is it possible to jam spaceballs radar with anything other than raspberry?

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #61 on:** 26 April 2011, 20:36:45 »

Yes, but who really wants to waste the chocolate pudding like that?

What's Victor Davion's favorite radio station?

lowrolling · « **Reply #62 on:** 26 April 2011, 20:40:00 »

WJRRR 101.1 Orlando.

What kind of battle armor should Vin Diesel wear?

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #63 on:** 26 April 2011, 20:48:07 »

None. We don't want to make it easier for him to survive.

Cage match between Burt and Ernie, who wins?

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #64 on:** 26 April 2011, 20:57:55 »

Bert. Finally pay back for all the cookies in bed!

Does the Doppler efect change the flavor of Skittles?

lowrolling · « **Reply #65 on:** 26 April 2011, 21:21:54 »

Only the blue ones.

At a tabletop game can I declare victory for my side, regardless of the result simply because "Stone Cold sez so"?

Hoovie · « **Reply #66 on:** 26 April 2011, 22:42:05 »

Only if you're willing to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

Worst supervillian: Dr. Evil or the Master?

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #67 on:** 26 April 2011, 22:48:33 »

The Master. At least Dr. Evil had Seth Green on his side for a few laughs.

With all the mechs desended from Robotech/Macross, what dark Gods do I owe for keeping Minmei out?

lowrolling · « **Reply #68 on:** 26 April 2011, 22:59:56 »

Trail Lawyers.

What mech would Gunney Hartman pilot?

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #69 on:** 26 April 2011, 23:13:26 »

Gunny can take out a McKenna with a pen knife, he doesn't need a mech like you nammby pammnies!

If hes the most interesting man in the world, why do they keep trying to build him up?

Hoovie · « **Reply #70 on:** 27 April 2011, 12:44:25 »

Even though he is interesting, he also suffers from clinical depression

Speaking of Seth Green, better Seth Green show: Family Guy or Robot Chicken?

PurpleDragon · « **Reply #71 on:** 27 April 2011, 13:44:10 »

must be family guy since I've never seen robot chicken.

How do we know what mystique actually looks like since she can take on many forms?

generaldisaster · « **Reply #72 on:** 27 April 2011, 14:14:53 »

Google 'Red Dwarf Camille'.

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how many Atlases would be needed to take out an AT-AT?

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #73 on:** 27 April 2011, 14:18:50 »

Just one, but he has to stand on a trunk.

Quote from: Hoovie on 27 April 2011, 12:44:25

Speaking of Seth Green, better Seth Green show: Family Guy or Robot Chicken?

Isn't Family Guy produced by Seth MacFarlene?

Okay, and the question for this thread- where's Waldo?

PurpleDragon · « **Reply #74 on:** 27 April 2011, 14:24:03 »

with wanda!

ok ok ok. how many droplets of gasoline does it take to get the martians to earth?

generaldisaster · « **Reply #75 on:** 27 April 2011, 15:06:34 »

Only four, but the chances of anything coming from Mars,
Are a million to one.
But still!
They coooo-oooome! Come on Thundeee-eerrrrchild! When the demons arive, the survivors will envy the dead!

I'VE GOT A PLAAAAN!

Ahem.

How awesome is the disc I just quoted?

Hoovie · « **Reply #76 on:** 27 April 2011, 15:53:34 »

I have no idea what you're quoting, so I'll go with "meh"

Quote from: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 27 April 2011, 14:18:50

Isn't Family Guy produced by Seth MacFarlene?

Yes, but Seth does the voice of Chris.

So, since Ogre pointed out the stretch in my question.... better Seth Green voice work: Chris from Family Guy or Joker from Mass Effect?

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #77 on:** 27 April 2011, 18:09:29 »

Joker. Definitely Joker.

Now, what's the correct ratio for a fight between Tau Zombies and Robot Chickens?

lowrolling · « **Reply #78 on:** 27 April 2011, 22:09:32 »

2 to 1 but the chicken gets a folding steel chair.

At what point do the other players get to kick the rules lawyer in the crotch?

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #79 on:** 28 April 2011, 00:25:43 »

At the juncture of the right and left legs! >:/!

If mechs get in melee combat so often, what color is the "beatdown" button?

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #80 on:** 28 April 2011, 00:58:13 »

Puce.

What's the LAN capabilities of a C3 network?

guardiandashi · « **Reply #81 on:** 28 April 2011, 01:20:40 »

somewhere between slim and none and slim is on the way out of town

if you were to pull a vlar 300 out of a mech and hook it up to a power grid how many homes would it power?

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #82 on:** 28 April 2011, 02:06:59 »

Only one, with the greatest home theater ever.

If Jedi is a religion, what holiday do the have in December?

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #83 on:** 28 April 2011, 02:10:31 »

None, the Jedi's major holiday is May 25.

How would Palpatine fair in a fight against Magneto?

PurpleDragon · « **Reply #84 on:** 28 April 2011, 08:53:47 »

On the jungle world of Kashyyk Palpatine wins! In the throne room Magneto Wins!

If professor X and Picard were to see each other, what would happen?

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #85 on:** 28 April 2011, 12:12:24 »

They would have a very nice conversation over a cup of tea: Earl Gray, hot.

How much more awesome would Star Wars have been if everybody had been ninjas instead of jedi?

Bowman · « **Reply #86 on:** 28 April 2011, 17:54:49 »

Thats just a tease. We all know Boba Fett IS the real ninja. Bounty hunting is just a side job.

Who told Mr Rogers he could educate my children?

lowrolling · « **Reply #87 on:** 28 April 2011, 21:22:16 »

The Illuminati.

What mechs would be in a lance if the pilots were John Wayne, Kirk Douglas, Steve McQueen, and Yul Brenner?

Doug Glendower · « **Reply #88 on:** 29 April 2011, 17:22:22 »

A Quickdraw with a gimpy hip, a Banshee with an extra big jaw, a Shadowhawk due to it's rep, and a Gallowglas with an extra shiny head.

MacGyver and Cassie Suthorn: Friendly rivals on the same team or respectful adversaries?

Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #89 on:** 29 April 2011, 19:27:34 »

Neither, Cassie ends up as McGyvers Bitch

Puppets from Puppet Master and Small Soldiers, alies or deadly rivals?